To be honest, im not positive shes coming. Wait you what . Its that easy download the app or book online at petsmart. Com what . [ laughter ] jimmy just kidding. Shes coming. [ laughter ] she came. Ho, our anceortesist or different not only did hannah ann show up, when i have all six strings, she showed up in a formal dress im going to turn all the trolls into rock zombies. With a formal address. Rock and roll [ screaming ] im not going to let you do this. Well overpower them with glitter. Hi, Chris Harrison. [ growling ] were gonna have to go. Where no pop troll has ever gone. [ laughter ] who wants to party . Jimmy so as not to confuse him with the other chrises wearing suits in the australian without smiling. Outback. Of so at the rose ceremony peter tells hannah ann that madison, wethe conference room. Ore. His other girlfriend, the one who left, he tells her she left. The speaker phone. And then he gets down on his the missing files. Knee and proposes to the woman whos remaining.
About the inconvenience of staying at home, there is one thing that can make it a lot worse. And that would be if the wifi goes out. God forbid. Could you imagine . I dont know what id even do. Id probably just go to a rave and surrender to the virus. If someone ao c between wifi and Running Water right now, i would drink my pool. My daughters and i played animal crossing all day yesterday on nintendo switch. Have you seen this game . All right. Theres nobody here. Anyway, shout out to tom nook and timmy at the shop. But my point was the internet is still chugging along. Its providing us with hundreds if not thousands of entertaining videos to make the days shorter. So many of you have been coming up with and sharing fun and unusual ways funusual ways to pass the time. And tonights is a good one too. This is our quarantime killer of the night. Quarantine party jimmy its like a Party Version of silence of the lambs. I like that. Well done. You know, for a lot of people like myself today
From work last night to find this hanging on his door. This is another ad for mike bloomberg. Even his ads are too short to reach above the doorknob. Mike bloomberg has poured more than 500 million of his own money into this campaign. If he didnt have a good night tonight, he basically spent the cost of an avatar movie to find out nobody likes him. He did win he won American Samoa today, the election there. Biden won North Carolina and virginia. Bernie took vermont and expected is win california. Around twothirds of californians vote by mail. The other third now have coronavirus. I voted by mail. I have to say the ballot they ita messocratsn the ba tom steyer at the top even though he dropped out over the weekend. Deval patrick also out. Michael bennet out. Michael bloomberg, hell be out soon. Mosie boyd. I dont know who that is. Might not even be a real person. Then cory booker who dropped out at like christmas or something. Mayor pete dropped out, not in the race. I like seeing their
And it is spreading faster than the coronavirus itself. This morning the el bump made it to the view. Jimmy kimmel is proposing an alternative to a handshake that hes calling the el bump. Apparently this is what it is, im going to try it out on you. Theres, okay. Hi. You know what, after all this time, howie mandel is a genius. Jimmy thats right, he is a genius. He does the mandel bump is his thing. But the governor of nebraska posted this on twitter. Hes doing the el bump with his fellow man. And this is shocking to me, even the vice poodle of the United States is doing the el bump today. Look at this. Here he is coming off air force two. And there you go. Thats, i hope he hasnt been watching the show. The best part of the el bump is you dont need a face mask, not that you can find a face mask, theres a shortage right now of those face masks even though they dont really help prevent the coronavirus, people have been hoarding them, which puts doctors and nurses and people in hospitals
Credit market. Thats coming up in the next hour were also going to talk to matt shay about the pain the pain out there with retailers weve heard about furloughs from gap to macys. What kind of unemployment statistics are we going to be talking about for the biggest private sector employer in the United States and do they qualify for relief in the new congressional package. Lets focus on the big stories were watching in this final hour of trade. Bob pisani joins us with a look at the quarter mike has a deeper dive on the s p 500 today. Steve has more on the feds latest move and what the economic signals are telling us. As we get ready to close out the quarter. Boy, good riddance and good riddance, exactly. Treasuries up and rebalancing. Buy stocks, sell bonds might help a little bit towards the close. Corporate Investment Grade flat and high yield down. Reminding us that in a recession, high yield tends to act. I want to show you the charts here boeing, have you seen anything go to 150