Today we honor the service of those who have worn the uniform of the armed forces of the United States who are proud veterans. I will be a commander in chief who respects your sacrifice, understands your service, and will never betray the values you fought so bravely to defend. And this was Donald Trumps first tweet today. We will win. Actually, it was a retweet of himself. [ laughter ] its hard to believe that in 75 short years weve gone from this to this. But we have. Trump did emerge from his bunker today. He visited Arlington Cemetery to lay a wreath at the tomb of the unknown loser i mean, soldier. Those were his words, not mine. That was his only scheduled event of the week so far. Hes busy doing everything he can to maintain his tiny cheetolike grip on the presidency. Several top defense officials, our pentagon, theyve been ousted in favor of loyal trumpsters. The directors of the fbi and cia are rumored to be on the chopping block. Some are saying that trump is turning the admi
Stapleton later on. [ cheers and applause ] and hes going to join us tomorrow night. Best wishes to our veterans on veterans day. Thank you for your service. And sacrifice. [ cheers and applause ] i hope you felt appreciated today because you are, by us, at least. Our president , donald trump this kind of tells you all you need to know about him. This is joe bidens first tweet of the day. Today we honor the service of those who have worn the uniform of the armed forces of the United States who are proud veterans. I will be a commander in chief who respects your sacrifice, understands your service, and will never betray the values you fought so bravely to drend. And this was Donald Trumps first tweet today. We will win. Actually, it was a retweet of himself. [ laughter ] its hard to believe that in 75 short years weve gone from this to this. But we have. Trump did emerge from his bunker today. He visited Arlington Cemetery to lay a wreath at the tomb of the unknown loser i mean, soldier
This race was closer than donald and ivanka at a fatherdaughter dance. [ laughter and applause ] the ballots are still being counted. Joe biden definitely did better than hillary clinton. He was able to pick up the sexist vote but he didnt do as well among racists. [ laughter ] even though the deal appears to be sealed, theres still a lot of attention being paid to the state of pennsylvania. The amish havent wielded this much power since they figured out how to hook a plow to an ox. [ laughter ] ive been thinking about all this. For me the biggest question is, why did we believe the polls again . Youd think wed have learned our lesson. But i guess thats not how humans function. Were on season 25 of the bachelor and were like, i know it didnt work out the first 24 times but this one feels like love. [ laughter ] heres a theory thats very convenient for the pollsters, which is they claim the reason theyre wrong again is because people who supported donald trump lied to them because theyr
Democrats were hoping for. This race was closer than donald and ivanka at a fatherdaughter dance. [ laughter and applause ] the ballots are still being counted. Joe biden definitely did better than hillary clinton. He was able to pick up the sexist vote but he didnt do as well among racists. [ laughter ] even though the deal appears to be sealed, theres still a lot of attention being paid to the state of pennsylvania. The amish havent wielded this much power since they figured out how to hook a plow to an ox. [ laughter ] ive been thinking about all this. For me the biggest question is, why did we believe the polls again . Youd think wed have learned our lesson. But i guess thats not how humans function. Were on season 25 of the bachelor and were like, i know it didnt work out the first 24 times but this one feels like love. [ laughter ] heres a theory thats very convenient for the pollsters, which is they claim the reason theyre wrong again is because people who supported donald trump
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