Show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen hey you look good very nice. Hey, everybody whats up, lee . Whats going on hey, man. Whats up . Ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to the the show. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Thank you so much for being here. Thank you so much. Thats a wonderful welcome to the late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Ive got to start with a giant sports story out there. Theres a thing called the euro cup soccer tournament. Its a huge sommer tawrmt. Its happening right now in france. And yesterday, iceland, the tiniest nation in the tournament, beat powerhouse england 21. cheers and applause this is the worst thing to happen to england in four days. cheers and applause now. cheers and applause now the icelandic soccer commentator has become something of a global phenomenon because of just how excited he has gotten calling icelands victorious games. And last night he did not disappoint when the game ending. screaming now, i want
Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs stephen hey stephen hey cheers and applause stephen hello how are you . Hey, everybody hi, up there. Hey is welcome to the late show, everybody. Thanks so much. Hello. Welcome to the late show. Oi am your host, Stephen Colbert. Happy, friday, everybody. Thank god it is friday, which is totally is. I if you dont live in new york, you might not know about whats going on in times square. And if you do live in new york, you also dont know whats going on in times square, because we do not set foot in that hellscape. Heres whats going on. Its about the unlicensed costumed characters who dress up and take pictures for tips. You can tell theyre unlicensed by their slightlyirregular costumes and their tendency toward racism and violence. laughter because these guys and gals are always running afoul of the law. Over the past couple years alone, an elmo was arrested for shouti
Click announcer tonight, stephen welcomes charlie rose, gayle king and Norah Odonnell Deray Mckesson and Bonnie Mcfarlane featuring jon batiste and stay human and now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen hey thanks, everybody cheers and applause hello hearings hey, everybody thank you welcome to the late show im Stephen Colbert happy friday to all of you, right . cheering which, of course, this is friday. Of course, america is still buzzing about Donald Trumps running mate, indiana governor mike pence. Theres pence fever. One of the symptoms, you know who mike pence is. Its curable. Dont think about him for a while. You will forget who mike pence is. In the last 24 hours, we have learned so much about governor pence, for instance, that he currently has a 40 Approval Rating in his state. So trump could win indiana just because voters want pence out of there. cheers and applause but thats not the only big announcement com
And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen whats going on . Its purple night. Hey, everybody. Thank you so much. Yeah. Very nice. Welcome to the the show, everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome welcome, everybody cheers and applause feels good. Thats very nice. You guys feel good . Welcome. Thank you so much. Well, that is that is you know what you call that . You know what you call that . You know what you call those people . That is a friday night audience right there. cheers and applause no doubt about it. Jon yeah stephen yeah. Which is definitely is. This is definitely friday and ill prove it because look right here. Ive got thursdays paper. And i bought it yesterday. You do the math, okay. Hey, have you seen this, speaking of headlines. Burger king unveiled a new menu item. Its called mac n cheetos. And its mac and cheese covered in cheeto dust and deep fried. applause yeah. I would give anything for that not to sound fantastic to me. Becau
Yall, im going to catch yall tonight, stephen welcomes benjamin bratt, rob corddry, and the meution kal performance by the shelters. Features jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause . Stephen thank you. Welcome. Thank you very much. Welcome to the late show. Welcome to the late show, everybody. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. And are you guys in a good mood . cheers and applause . Stephen wow that was almost aggressively good mood. I am too, because you know, i follow the news all the time. What i really love is a good celebrity feud. Right now my favorite one is between donald trump and ruth bader ginsburg. The notorious rbg. And it all started earlier in the week when ginsburg slammed him saying, i cant imagine what the country would be with donald trump as our president. I dont want to even con tell plate that. cheers and applause . Stephen and, and, and she said hes a fake