Zika sparks an unprecedented warning from the cdc. The first time the cdc has issued a travel warning inside the United States. We have asked the cdc to send an Emergency Response team. Donald trump railing against Bernie Sanders for endorsing clinton. He made a deal with the devil. Clinton was in nebraska with warn buffe Warren Buffett. Ill bring my tax return. He can bring his tax return. Nobodys going to arrest us. The pilot of that hot air balloon that crashed in Central Texas was able to fly despite a drunk driving record. The u. S. Carrying out air strikes in libya to stop the spread of isis. Two men could not watch a man drown as he drove his cadillac into a michigan lake. A tax supermarket, the cashiers barricade themselves in an office with a half a second to spare. This guys goes extreme. Hockey turning into something of a javelin toss. A bear broke into this mans house in california. Oh my god all that matters. There are now fewer than 100 days until the general election, or
Neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of night, nor exploding fingers keep these men from their appointed rounds. I will send that to, far away place. All right. Dont forget to put a stamp on it, maybe a couple of them. All right . And post office is closed. I will send it first thing in the morning. laughter tonight, stephen welcomes Zachary Quinto. Natasha lyonne. And 2 chain. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now its time for the late show with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen happy friday happy friday hey, everybody everybody back up there. applause thats nice. Thats lovely. Welcome to the show, everybody. Thank you so much. Wow, wow. Im Stephen Colbert, host of the late show. And you know its a friday crowd. cheers only a friday crowd sounds like that. Im glad you you guys in a pretty good mood tonight . cheers and applause wow, wow, that was almost frighteningly happy. Because im glad youre in a good mood, because the rest of the world is still reeling from the br
So i have more foweign powicy expewience than donald twump. Stephen and nothing so far, so lets move on to this kitten. There you go. Hold on. laughter oh, here we go yeah, trump seems upset and the kitten bleep all over my desk. Announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight, stephen welcomes viola davis, Simon Helberg. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. Its late show in new york city with Stephen Colbert cheers and applause captioning sponsored by cbs stephen welcome to the late show. Thank you so much thank you so much hey, jon how are you, my man . Good to see ya audience chanting stephen thanks, everybody cheers and applause hey welcome to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Im not sure what happened with the door just now. I think i may have left my pass key backstage. Everybody have a good weekend . cheers and applause yeah, thats nice. You know who didnt . Donald trump. laughter a lot of people are talking about donald trump and russia now. And not just b
You dont think about it until you see it on tv. Whether youre in it, it makes you think. We won a big, big victory in West Virginia. Hillary clinton still facing a stubborn Bernie Sanders on her left. I am looking forward to debating donald trump come the fall i think he loves this party. He loves this country and wants to see something good happen. I think were going do better if were unified. We shouldnt just pretend that our party is unified when we know it is not. Theres a very, very, bitter divisive primary. Car bomb explosion at a busy outdoor market in baghdad wounded dozens. Isis has claimed responsibility. The car dove in. A wild stabbing rampage at a massachusetts mall. The attacker killed by an offduty cop. I heard about five gunshots. From the wildfire zone in Canadas Alberta province, this upclose look at firefighters saving a home. Mother in ohio is still on the run tonight after leading police on a wild chase with her child inside her minivan. All that steph curry made h
Show with Stephen Colbert captioning sponsored by cbs cheers and applause stephen hey hey nice to see you. Thank you for being here hey, paula cheers and applause Stephen Stephen Stephen Stephen stephen thanks, everybody. Thanks so much. Welcome to the show, everybody. Thanks so much for being here. Im your host Stephen Colbert. Thats awfully nice of you. Anyboyd watch the bachelorette last night . I dont watch the bachelor, you dont like watching women treating each other poorly on camera but i love the bachelorette if you like greased up meat slabs who get out of a limo, who look like they were just doing pushups just before, that was my idea of entertainment. Whats up, bro . Whats up . Hey, whats up . Why tonight you back off, bro okay . Bro, why dont you back off . All right. Whos out there with donna, okay . Is that curt . laughter what a douchebag. No, why dont you back off. I could watch that all summer long. applause hey, hey, skew excuse me, excus. Excuse me, diewld, were talk