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News for you. I m your whole steve harvey. This is the show roy wood junior, this is a show where we look at the news of the week and as questions like what does a comedy show doing on cnn? in the news this week? for the second week in a row, beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is number one at the box office and fans on tiktok or recreating all their favorite dance moves given us an update on his stalled campaign hey, everybody, a lot of people are asking me if they live in a red state or a blue state, should they still be voting for me? what about swing states? the answer is easy, no first thing he s ever said that made sense to let down my boat six months ago if he d had just told me to say no. Let me what we got to gain the place. So please join me in welcoming our captains, ever ruffin and michaelian black let s meet our players on embers team. He literally wrote the book on how libertarian politics can fix what s wrong with america. I haven t read the book, but i do respectfully disagree it
We are 58 days from the election in november. As Harris And Trump take the stage , there is a chance for the Vice President to contrast economic plans with trumps plans. Harris has rolled out new plans to tackle the rising Cost Of Living and investments in Small Businesses. As for trump, he botched an answer on how we would address the cost of Child Care in america by rambling about tariffs instead of addressing the major concerns of parents because after all, Childcare Is childcare. Joining us now is Jeffrey Sonnenfeld from yale, university. For all In The House, hey hey. You know something about the economy and maybe you can make sense of what we heard. Thats just to make me sound smart. What did we hear about Childcare Is childcare. Childcare is childcare and it is something you have to have in this country, you have to have it. When you talk about those numbers compared to the numbers im talking about by taxing nations, they will get used to it. They will have a substantial tax whe
Scott Beggs Scott Beggs stop. And i would blush if i had any blood in my body. Happy thursday, everyone. So its been two days since cnn announced theyre bringing back brian stelter. Two days. And already Jake Tapper has had to bring back his refrigerator once again to buy. The doj has formally accused russia of election interference. I guess whats old is new. If your president has dementia. Liz cheney says shes voting for Kamala Harris. Well, then kamala has my vote, says one man. Thats benedict arnold. For all you non history buffs. A Las Vegas woman told police she stole an expensive casket containing a body because she blacked out from drinking. But dont worry, the corpse was returned safely. Hunter biden pled guilty to tax evasion. He tried to use an alford plea, which would have allowed him to plead while maintaining his innocence. Guess he wanted to have it both ways. Which he also wrote off on his taxes. California is mulling a requiring cars to tell drivers when theyre speeding