and i. that s all i can answer. you know what that means. likes welcome tonight s. like his books, people would love to see him the leatheple wm bound novelist and literary critic walter kerround.. and when life gives you lemons ,please squeeze it into his eyes. co-host of fox and friends eyes first time buyer. oh, she defies conventions extewears extensions. new york times best selling author and bouncers contributor kat timpbest-sf. and he has nightmares about chandelier. new york times best selling author. comediannew york who i get to be all right. before we get to some newe new stories, let s do this. greg s leftover me. it s leftovers. i read the jokes we did use this week. and as always, my fi it s my fit time reading them. so if they , we ll tie joe mackie s y suck to the back of a truck and drive away. it s too bad. enjoys i t. all right. the first one. ooh, a diaper spa in newhire hampshire is catering to adults where they role play as babies in diapers an
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Merry christmas im fired up. Its christmas time. A savior has been born for this wicked world we live in. Amen. Everybody in the mood . Im not in to the pageant try of christmas. What do you mean . I wish i had a Sled Pulleded by Reindeers Single jingle bells. What was your childhood christmas like . Thats when we took hickory nuts. Momma always ordered the giant california oranges. You remember the crates that had the Dried Raisins in them . Im seeing a pattern here. Yalls childhood memories from 110 years ago were fruits and nuts. Im serious. It was a grand time though. Do you remember when we were kids . Mom did the same thing every year. No christmas, were not no, were not going to get any presents. He always skipped our house. Every year on Christmas Day, expectations are low. She got the expectations realize. Wept out there. There it was. I told my dad, there really is a santa claus. He said youre looking at santa claus. Right here. Hard earned money. Yeah. I was like no, the rei
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