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Im dana perino along with judge jeanine pirro, harold ford jr. , jesse watters, greg gutfeld. Its 5 00 in washington, d. C. , and New York City, and this is the five. All right, coming up, the big biden reset coming to a television near you. The commander in chief gearing up for the state of the Union Address tonight, tweeting out this image of him, reviewing his notes, which appeared to be short and choppy sentences, two at a time and in big bold fonts, but you should see our notes. The president aiming to rehab his image as someone who is fit for the highest office in the land and not an elderly man with a poor memory, as arrayed in a recent special counsel report. So with multiple crises at home and abroad, the president has a lot of convincing to do. Especially with a public who has lost faith in his ability to handle it all. Only 20 of americans say that they are extremely or very confident when it comes to his mental capacity for the presidency. This could be why he is consulting
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Good evening, everyone. Im laura ingraham. This is the angry man go from washington. Tonight, fiery, feisty, phony thats the focus of tonights angle. Now, its been a while the week and now its flashback friday. We come together as one nation, bringing america together, uniting our people, uniting our nation with unity. We can do great things, important things, unity, unity. Now we know he didnt really mean any of that, but at least he tried to sound gracious. But last night, joe biden came off as angry, divisive and resentful. The threat to democracy must be defended. My predecessor and some of you here seek to bury the truth about january six in a literal sense. History is watching. History is watching. My god, what freedoms would you take away . Putin of russia is on the March Invading Ukraine and sowing chaos throughout europe and beyond. My predecessor failed the most basic president ial duty that he owes to American People. The duty to care. The State Of The Union is supposed be a