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late-night talk show host. i don t mean the great hosts of the past. but the current witless activists ones of today who are all coming together to fight climate change for just one precious night next week. which means it is time for return of the lockstep but because there is. greg: i love that movie. so it is late night getting together but they refused to invite the battle of the bulge , me, snow white. they make sure to send invitations to all of the seven dorks. including cbs s stephen colbert and who knows more about harmful carbon emissions then this windbag, abc s jimmy kimmel who will no doubt cry and then claim his tears are made of acid rain. james gordon, whoever that is. maybe he will do a karaoke version of here comes the rain and for jimmy fallon. will pretend to laugh at the rest of everything and everyone else will say they will still hate him. and then there is this guy. seth. i don t know his last name. his sole purpose of being there is to mak ....
me. my needless condolences go out to you, the audience. you thought you were getting got filled. instead, you re getting someone taller, better looking, and someone who didn t get fired from a magazine. you got watters! instead. this is like buying tickets to see jerry seinfeld and carrot top takes the stage. i give you your money back, but i found out got filled doesn t charge anybody to come see the show which makes sense. but there is a silver lining. unlike a normal show, none of tonight s jokes will go over your head. that i promise you. it s me. and it s an honor to step into greg s shoes today even though it kind of hurts because he is a size 6. greg has been on a hot streak recently. he needs a break. a number one best seller, a new house, a baby boy. wait, that s me. you would think greg would want a baby. finally someone in his life who is shorter than he is. also someone to laugh at his jokes. greg has a strange sense of humor, doesn t he? it s almost like ....
greg: it s true, it s true, randy and he has gone to [indiscernible] but before we say goodbye to the dope who likes to grow, it s time for. it s the end of the world! greg: yes! the intergovernmental panel on climate change just released its latest report and you can guess, it s partly cloudy today with a 90% chance of armageddon. to be perfectly honest, what we learned today might just be the definition of helplessness. nobody is safe and it s getting worse faster. the signs are all there with fire is raging around the world in greece and turkey and in california. the climate is getting more hostile and today the u.n. said it is already too late to stop some of the devastating impacts of climate change. greg: wait a second here. what about code red? i was told there would be code red. the world is at the code red stage. it is a code red. code red is now. code red for humanity, the warning from a new climate report about more devastating floods an ....
peaceful, no suffering mass of humanity, no crying children or violence. there was a simple chain-link fence separating the two countries, just birds and trees. so how did this happen? it happened because hungary is a serious and modern country that cares about its own citizens. hungry has no desire to destroy itself, no desire to encourage crime and misery and unemployment in its cities, no desire to contribute to the human trafficking of people fleeing from syria. when illegal aliens arrive at the hungarian border now, they are photographed and politely escorted back across the line. the whole process takes about half an hour. it is the most civilized thing we have seen in years. and as we watched it, we thought to ourselves, why can t we have this in america? the answer, as you know, is because our leaders don t want to have it. they benefit from the chaos and the pain of illegal immigration, when the rule of law collapses, they become more powerful. that is why we h ....
violence. there was a simple chain-link fence separating the two countries, just birds and trees. so howg did this happen? it happened because hungary is o serious and modern country that cares about itsts own citizens. hungary has no desire to destroy itself, no desire to encourage crime and misery and unemployment in its cities, no desire to contribute to the human trafficking of people fleeing from syria. when illegale aliens arrive at the hungarian border now, they f are photographed and politely escorted back across the line. the whole process takes about half an hour. it is the most civilized thing we have seen in years. and as we watched it, we thought to ourselves, why can t we have this in america? w the answer, as you know, is because our leaders don t want to have it. they benefit from the chaos and the pain of illegal immigration. when the rule of law collapses they become more powerful. that is why we have open borders. fox news billha melugin has spt mont ....