And then, like clockwork, even though i dont know how clocks work, the same terrifying sky fire. Is there no way to distract myself from this endless loop of sky fire and sweat pants . I got it oh, yeah, theyre definitely not allowed to be up on that bed. Announcer its a late show with Stephen Colbert tonight, curve your enthusiasm. Plus stephen welcomes ibram x. Kendi and Patton Oswalt, featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a colbert stephen are you going to be glad when we dont do this anymore or are you going to miss it . Ill miss it did. Stephen im going to miss it, too. Its been lovely. Welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Hey, remember when the coronavirus was magically going to disappear in april . Well, its june 25, and yesterday new coronavirus cases in the u. S. Soared to their highest singleday total. No no we cant go backwards. Its been such a long journey. This is like if frodo went all the way to mount doom, was about to throw the ring in
Seth meyers. [ cheers and applause seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . [ cheers and applause thats fantastic in that case, lets get to the news following President Trumps inauguration, the white house website no longer has an option for translation into spanish so, sorry, mexican immigrants, but if you want to live here, youll just have to learn to speak russian. [ light laughter ] [ cheers and applause President Trump today met with the leaders of fiat, chrysler, ford, and General Motors and he asked them one question how many people do you think were at my inauguration . [ laughter ] President Trump said today that he is, to a large extent, an environmentalist well he certainly made sure that the grass in the National Mall wasnt trampled. [ laughter and applause stay back stay back. According to sources, Hillary Clinton is seriously considering running for mayor of new york city. And just to be a dick, so is trump. [ laughter ] [ audi
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E biden is a centrist and Bernie Sanders would like more delegates at the upcoming democratic president ial nomination and he could pull the party maybe a little more left with the platform. It certainly appears as if the two men running for president in november will be President Donald Trump and Vice President joe biden, biden beating out sanders. Sanders announced the decision on a livestream this morning. Today i am announcing the suspension of my campaign. Please know i do not make this decision lightly. In fact it has been a difficult and painful decision. Over the past few weeks jane and i, in consultation with top staff and many of our prominent assessment of the prospects for victory. If i believed we had a feasible path to the nomination, i would certainly continue the campaign. But its just not there. Reporter sanders dropped out the day after the primary in wisconsin, a primary that most polls showed he was going to lose and fairly badly. The president ial race was not the
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