announcer: tonight on late night with seth meyers. hugh laurie. writer and actress, rachel bloom music from lp. featuring the 8g band with valerie franco and noseth meyers. seth: good evening, i m seth meyers. this is late night. how is everybody doing tonight that s great to hear let s get to the news. georgia secretary of state brad raffensperger said yesterday that republican senator lindsey graham pressured him to find a way to toss legally cast absentee ballots to reverse president trump s loss in the state man, just when you think lindsey graham couldn t sink any lower. why would you think that according to the new york times, president trump last week asked his senior advisers about moving ahead with a military strike in iran. and i think it s a bad sign that i m just relieved he didn t ask about michigan maybe just the upper part the upper finger i m pretty sure it s called the finger. president elect joe biden has reportedly told advisers privately tha
announcer: tonight on late night with seth meyers. hugh laurie. writer and actress, rachel bloom music from lp. featuring the 8g band with valerie franco and now seth meyers. seth: good evening, i m seth meyers. this is late night. how is everybody doing tonight that s great to hear let s get to the news. georgia secretary of state brad raffensperger said yesterday that republican senator lindsey graham pressured him to find a way to toss legally cast absentee ballots to reverse president trump s loss in the state man, just when you think lindsey graham couldn t sink any lower. why would you think that according to the new york times, president trump last week asked his senior advisers about moving ahead with a military strike in iran. and i think it s a bad sign that i m just relieved he didn t ask about michigan maybe just the upper part the upper finger i m pretty sure it s called the finger. president elect joe biden has reportedly told advisers privately
today we honor the service of those who have worn the uniform of the armed forces of the united states who are proud veterans. i will be a commander in chief who respects your sacrifice, understands your service, and will never betray the values you fought so bravely to defend. and this was donald trump s first tweet today. we will win. actually, it was a retweet of himself. [ laughter ] it s hard to believe that in 75 short years we ve gone from this to this. but we have. trump did emerge from his bunker today. he visited arlington cemetery to lay a wreath at the tomb of the unknown loser i mean, soldier. those were his words, not mine. that was his only scheduled event of the week so far. he s busy doing everything he can to maintain his tiny cheeto-like grip on the presidency. several top defense officials, our pentagon, they ve been ousted in favor of loyal trumpsters. the directors of the fbi and cia are rumored to be on the chopping block. some are saying that trump i
stapleton later on. [ cheers and applause ] and he s going to join us tomorrow night. best wishes to our veterans on veterans day. thank you for your service. and sacrifice. [ cheers and applause ] i hope you felt appreciated today because you are, by us, at least. our president, donald trump this kind of tells you all you need to know about him. this is joe biden s first tweet of the day. today we honor the service of those who have worn the uniform of the armed forces of the united states who are proud veterans. i will be a commander in chief who respects your sacrifice, understands your service, and will never betray the values you fought so bravely to drend. and this was donald trump s first tweet today. we will win. actually, it was a retweet of himself. [ laughter ] it s hard to believe that in 75 short years we ve gone from this to this. but we have. trump did emerge from his bunker today. he visited arlington cemetery to lay a wreath at the tomb of the unknown loser
it s from dead people. the results won t matter because. it s the most important of our lifetime. hanging in the balance is control of the senate, which republicans need to check joe biden. who will never be inaugurated. trump won the election by a lot votes will be run in this. by gay liberal dogs. go to the. rigged polls. and vote. pointlessly. for a darker tomorrow for the united states of a-scare-ica. we re the g.o.p. and we need medication. no we don t, who told you that? announcer: it s a late show with stephen colbert. tonight: send out the clowns. plus, stephen welcomes olivia colman and gillian anderson and musical guest, kylie minogue featuring jon batiste and stay homin . and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater office building in new york city, it s stephen colbert! stephen: hey, everybody! cheers! welcome to a late show. i m your host, stephen colbert. it s been five days since it became clear that joe biden won the election, at whic