Today we honor the service of those who have worn the uniform of the armed forces of the United States who are proud veterans. I will be a commander in chief who respects your sacrifice, understands your service, and will never betray the values you fought so bravely to defend. And this was Donald Trumps first tweet today. We will win. Actually, it was a retweet of himself. [ laughter ] its hard to believe that in 75 short years weve gone from this to this. But we have. Trump did emerge from his bunker today. He visited Arlington Cemetery to lay a wreath at the tomb of the unknown loser i mean, soldier. Those were his words, not mine. That was his only scheduled event of the week so far. Hes busy doing everything he can to maintain his tiny cheetolike grip on the presidency. Several top defense officials, our pentagon, theyve been ousted in favor of loyal trumpsters. The directors of the fbi and cia are rumored to be on the chopping block. Some are saying that trump is turning the administration into a banana republic, which i dont know, to me it feels more like a baby gap. [ laughter ] but obviously trump installing these loyalists or people he thinks are loyalists in key spots at the pentagon raises fears that hes plotting something. We may soon find out the answer to the question, can a coup be pulled off by people who spell it coo . [ laughter ] team trump continues to claim there was widespread voter fraud even though theres no evidence to support that. Hes filing lawsuits left and right. This is a transcript from a Courtroom Exchange between trumps lawyers in pennsylvania and the judge. The judge asks the trump lawyer, are you claiming that theres any fraud in connection with these 592 ballots . Trumps lawyer responds, to my knowledge at present, no. Then the judge asks, are you claiming that theres any undue or improper influence upon the electorate with respect to these 592 ballots . Trumps lawyer says, to my knowledge, not at present, no. So okay, then what the hell are you guys doing here . [ laughter ] even Donald Trumps lawyers have no evidence of voter fraud. [ laughter ] but theyre throwing all sorts of nonsense out there to see if any of it floats. One of their most outlandish claims is dead people voted in droves in pennsylvania. The only dead person who voted in this election is rudy giuliani, okay . [ laughter ] and hes registered in transylvania not pennsylvania. Election officials in pennsylvania have found no credible instances of fraud but dont tell that to our future expresident. Hes turning local officials, Public Officials in many cases, into his punching bags. His sycophants are demanding the resignation from the republican secretary of state in georgia. Trump himself lashed out today at the republican commissioner of philadelphia. He wrote, a guy named al schmidt, a philadelphia commissioner and socalled republican, rino, is being used bigtime by the Fake News Media to explain how honest things were with respect to the election in philadelphia. He refuses to look at a mountain of corruption and dishonesty. We win. Rino stands for republican in name only. Thats what they call any republican who wont go along with trumps b. S. Trump was a democrat like 12 years ago. [ laughter ] and this guy al has obviously had enough of this schmidt. I realize a lot of people are happy about this election and a lot of people are not happy about this election. One thing i cant comprehend is how hungry people are to consume lies. And to consume information that is not true. Jimmy well what are we supposed to eat . The halloween candy is gone. [ laughter ] we have 70 days to figure this out. I once had a rat in my attic wouldnt leave. I finally got him out by putting an oreo in the trap. Seems like maybe that could work here too, right . [ laughter ] anyone phoned nabisco . You know what Trump Reminds me of . That lady who claims she found a finger in the chili at wendys. Her name was anna ayallah. In 2005 she was eating at a wendys in san jose, claims she found a severed finger in the chili bowl, it was a big story. There was a multipronged investigation. Along the way they found out anna, like our president , had a long history of Suing Companies for no good reason. And when the investigation was finished, it was clear that the finger in the chili, like these allegations of widespread voter fraud, had been planted. The finger belonged to her husbands coworker. He lost it in an accident. She cooked it and made the story up. She wasted everyones time, burned through a lot of taxpayer money. You know what happened to anna . She served four years in prison. Or one term as president. [ laughter ] and on top of that, she was banned from wendys for life. Thats what they should do to punish trump, ban him from wendys for life. [ cheers and applause ] youll never drink a frosty again heres another one that gives you an idea of what were dealing with. Yesterday trump supporter and former Lehigh County commissioner in pennsylvania, a guy named dean browning, tweeted, im a black gay guy and i could personally say that obama did nothing for me, my life only changed a little bit. I want to stop there. If you look at his profile picture, yeah, seems like his life changed a lot. [ laughter ] hes transformed into a straight white man. So he posts this. It seemed fairly clear he forgot to sign out of his real account and into his fake account, the account he might use to comment on his own posts, his gay black guy account, which we all have. [ laughter ] but browning said, no, no, no, that wasnt it. He claimed he was quoting a direct message that was sent to him by one of his followers, dan purdy. Dan purdy coincidentally responds to a lot of dean brownings tweets, coincidentally. Then, stick with me, this is one of the dumbest twilight zones ever. Dan purdy posted this video backing brownings story. Hey, guys. My name is dan purdy. And i am indeed a gay black man. The message that you saw on deans twitter was posted i dont actually know how it was posted but i did send it to him because i had a problem with how people of my race and sexual persuasion are treating donald trump. So whats the big deal . I sent that message to dean. Dean accidentally posted it somehow. And thats the end of the story. Jimmy right. That would be the end of the story. Except for that persons name is not dan purdy. In fact, there doesnt seem to be a dan purdy. That man has been identified as bill holty, who is believed to be the nephew of patti labelle, of all things. [ laughter ] this is like the time la la land pretended to be moonlight. Its a mystery. [ applause ] nice work, dean browning. If trump pulls this out, maybe hell let you run the cia. [ laughter ] this is a crazy time in history. And good luck trying to explain any of this to your kids. Guillermo, does your son benji have any idea whats going on . Guillermo no, he doesnt have no idea. Jimmy its hard to explain the events of the past week or the past four years to your kids so we came up with a way to do it. We took audio coverage and paired it with an episode of paw patrol. This is what happens when ryder and his teal of pups meet the big bad wolf blitzer. Im wolf blitzer in the cnn election center. Were minutes away from the first results. Lets go to john king. What were waiting for most is the city of philadelphia, joe biden getting 80 of the vote, and they still have votes to count. We can now project the winner of the president ial race. Joseph r. Biden jr. Is elected president of the United States. Denying President Trump a second term. But while i may be the first woman in this office, i will not be the last. I will totally accept the results of this president ial election if i win. If you count the legal votes, we did win this election. Lie after lie after lie. That was a hot mess inside a Dumpster Fire inside a train wreck. This is an embarrassment to our country. Jimmy floating away in his own hot air, wouldnt that be a poetic ending . Theres a major disturbance at the cma awards, a number of the nominees had to stay home because they tested positive for covid. Lee brice, members of lady a, florida georgia line, rascal flatts are in quarantine. Some of them had to cancel. Usually when this many people get sick in tennessee it means they undercooked the squirrel. [ laughter ] but this covid19 you know, Chris Stapleton was able to play the cmas tonight. Hes going to be with us on our show tomorrow night. With the virus spreading, we couldnt wait to give you a preview of his new album. He has two new albums. Starting over on friday. And a holiday album too. In 2020, Holiday Cheer is in short supply. Until now. Disinfect the halls with sanitizer fa la la la la la la till we get a cure from pfizer fa la la la la la la its Chris Stapleton in quarantine. Hi, im Chris Stapleton, and this is a very Covid Christmas. All the holiday hits you love with a bleak 2020 twist. Oh cover your mouth hole i dont want your droplets just put on a mask over this santa bomb you cant spell christmas without chris. Hey, thats my name Country Music superstar chris same stapleton as youve never heard before. Oh clorox wipes my groceries disinfected my vegetables all taste like bleach let Chris Stapleton fill your hermetically sealed chamber with festive covid hits like oh cdc oh cdc your website is depressing plus coughing around the christmas tree. Its beginning to look a lot like pneumonia. Rudolph the red nosed reindeer lost his sense of taste and smell. Grandma got corona from a reindeer. Fauci the snowman. And the instant classic i cant smell i cant smell my scent has gone away and many, many more. No, thats actually it. Well, its still a lot. tis the sneezing for Chris Stapletons a very Covid Christmas. Curbside pickup of applebees wings krit stapletons a very Covid Christmas available for six sanitized disks, three easy payments of 9. 99. Order now and receive Chris Stapletons hanukkah absolutely free. Eating alone in my jeep available at walgreens. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you, chris. You know, watching the cmas, it reminds me of when i was a young boy. Do you mind handing me my guitar . Thank you very much. Ive been playing the guitar, guillermo. Guillermo you have . Jimmy yeah, why is that funny . [ laughter ] you havent known me my whole life. But when i was young, when i was a teenager, everyone, people would look at me and say, you should be a model. You should be a movie star. But what i really wanted to do was sing country western music. But then i heard a song, and it changed the course of my life. And i decided to take another path, a path that led here. Maybe you know this song. And if you do, feel free to sing along. Here we go. Mamas dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys dont let em pick guitars and drive them old trucks let em be doctors and lawyers and such mamas dont let your babies grow up to be cowboys cause theyll never stay home and theyre always alone even with someone they love [ cheers and applause ] jimmy sorry, ive only been playing a few months. Picked it up in quarantine. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy stop, stop, no. Thats too much. Thank you. Oh, you did stop, okay. All right. Thank you. Weve got a good show for you tonight. From cnn, john king is with us. We have music from maren morris. And well be right back with dr. Phil ornaments create time to hang. Gingerbread builds tradition. A string of lights sparks family ties. A lastminute gift makes a lasting impression. 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[ laughter ] and then you saw her earlier tonight on the cma awards. This is her album girl. Music from maren morris from the Ryman Auditorium in nashville, tennessee, a great venue. If youd like to help join maren and crown royal, saving americas favorite bars, clubs, and stages, americanalliance. Com. You will learn much there. Our guests tomorrow, ellen pompeo and Chris Stapleton will join us. This is some story. When a divine herd of lawsuithappy cattle led our first guest to oprah in 1996, few could have imagined one day he would become americas shinyheaded beacon of mental health. He is back to work on season 19 of his syndicated show. Please welcome dr. Phil mcgraw [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thank you for making a house call here tonight. Hey, listen. Glad to be here. Glad to see somebody. Jimmy yeah. How are you doing . Everything all right . Im doing all right, how about yourself . Jimmy im doing well. Last time i saw you was right at the beginning of all the craziness. It was literally the weekend that everything closed down. Thats right. I think it was the last day of production of shooting who wants to be a millionaire . Jimmy right, you were a contestant, and i was hosting the show. You were the most thoughtful contestant weve had on all by thoughtful, i mean the slowest contestant weve had. [ laughter ] that episode took one month to shoot. I dont know why i come here. [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know either. I tell you, its become [ applause ] im driving over here and im thinking, why do i keep doing this [ bleep ] . [ laughter ] seriously. I feel like im in a peanuts cartoon getting ready to yank the football away. It happens every time. He calls, he says, come on over, well have a good time yeah. Jimmy i dont know if you know this, but its become like a saying on the show. Were like, oh my god, yeah, the guy really pulled a dr. Phil, it took forever. [ laughter ] i was starting to think maybe you didnt want to go home, is everything okay . Yeah, and whats more, i barely broke even, by the way. Jimmy thats right, you did, yeah. I think my son came to watch. Jimmy oh. And one of your pas in the parking lot, because theres no parking out there, hes helping park the car. Hes like, come on back, come on back till he hits a pole. Then he goes, stop. [ laughter ] the guys got one job got one job. And he takes it in to get it fixed. 76,000. Jimmy what . To fix the car. Jimmy did he kill the pa . [ laughter ] why did it cost 76,000 . I thought about killing the pa. No, he hit one of those sensors in the bumper which is apparently wired into the youve got to pull the engine to fix the little sensor. Jimmy hold on a minute. What kind of car is this . A Space Shuttle . It was an expensive car, ill admit that. But my son had the good sense to say, you know what . Ill just live with one less sensor, screw you, and left. Jimmy sounds like your son has a lot of common sensor. Which is why you dont have a claim against you for 76,000. Jimmy thank you. I appreciate that. Thank you for not suing us, dr. Phil. [ laughter ] okay, so it was a lot of fun, by the way. Jimmy we did have a lot of fun. That was fun. You did not listen to your expert at all. You brought an expert and you barely consulted with her. Gave me the wrong information, if you remember. Jimmy oh, yeah, right, she did. Remember . Jimmy one time. Wrong information. I said, what the hell, what are you talking about . Jimmy well, you picked her. [ laughter ] yeah, well. Jimmy dr. Phil, can i ask you a couple of things . First of all, i know this has been a tough week for you. Youre a big kanye guy. There was talk you may join his administration. [ laughter ] and i want to put that aside. Well, he was the first to concede. Jimmy he was. Hes the only one to concede. Do you think that if you picked up the phone, you could call President Trump and he would take the phone call . Yeah. Jimmy he would . I think so. Jimmy will you call President Trump . [ laughter ] no. Jimmy because we this is where no, this is hard enough. [ laughter ] jimmy this is your if anyone could do this, its you. This is your time to shine. [ cheers and applause ] i think he would listen to you. Yeah. Jimmy what would you say to him if you got him on the phone . Congratulations . [ laughter ] whatever i would say would be reported way differently than whatever i said. Jimmy that is true. You can bet on that. Jimmy yeah, im sure, yeah. So no. I dont think i want to chat with him right now. [ laughter ] of course, hes firing everybody he sees. So jimmy thats true. A lot of people are concerned that hes packing himself with lawyers or something, i dont know. Jimmy a lot of people are concerned. Thats why im asking you to pick up the telephone and call. [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy you will not call him, you will not help us through this. Is there a medical term for what it seems like hes experiencing right now . Well, i think hes a little upset. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, thats it . You really know how to boil it down. I think so. Jimmy make it accessible for all of us. Yeah, i think hes a little frustrated right now. Jimmy yeah. Everybody sees the world we dont respond to what happens in the world, we respond to our perception of what happens in the world. Jimmy true. You know, really. And his perception of the world i think is different than others. Jimmy it seems like he thinks the world has been unfair to him, even though by every measure, it has been more than fair to him. Well theres certain things that get down to just simple math, right . And math is math. And you read some of the Court Proceedings today. Ive been reading some of those things. I dont understand. I spent most of my professional career in litigation. I dont understand. I always thought when you went to court you had to have a cause of action. You had to have a complaint. Jimmy uhhuh. You had to have standing. Jimmy yeah. And i didnt understand that complaint. Jimmy yeah. If joe biden asks you to be the surgeon general, would you consider that post . No. Jimmy you would not . No. Jimmy interesting. Youre not willing to serve this country at all, are you . [ laughter ] i feel i feel like im doing my part right now. Jimmy you are, you are. Lets take a break. Dr. Phil is with us, well be right back. Dicky portions of Jimmy Kimmel Live are brought to you by baileys red velvet. What about offroad mode . Nah. Sport mode it is. Lets see what this baby can do. Or. We could check out that Farmers Market . No you know what . Ill be in chill mode. button click if anyone needs me. Propilot assist with navilink. Available on the allnew nissan rogue. Black friday into deals for days. Starting wed 11 25 shop online only and score deals like a 299 Nintendo Switch bundle with mario kart. Lets end the year saving bigger. Nintendo switch buchef claes insists on fresh neclean ingredients. 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If theyre looking at you like dead trout, you know you need to work a little further, you know . So its hard, you dont have that feedback. Jimmy right. And as far as like the people who are on your show, did you call them guests . What do you call them, exactly . Subjects . Patients . [ laughter ] what are they . Winners. Jimmy winners, okay. [ laughter and applause ] jimmy so the winners by the way, you know i like to always look through the schedule on what you got coming up. Oh, here we go. [ laughter ] jimmy tomorrows show of winners is help, my handicapped husband treats me like a slave. And on friday, my dad believes hes married to a woman named maria hes never met. [ laughter ] thats true. And marias taken him for a lot of money. Jimmy do you believe in maria . I dont believe marias quite real. Jimmy uhhuh. And in fact, we found the woman behind the picture maria, she lives in stockholm, sweden. Jimmy wow, really . A swede is duping us . No, no, she just had her picture stolen. Jimmy i see. Somebodys using it. I usually get through to these people pretty well. Until i brought her out for him to see the real maria, who actually is a twin, so i brought two of them out and he was like, whoa he never he still didnt believe it. Until he saw the real women. Jimmy you hit him with the double maria . [ laughter ] the double maria. Jimmy only dr. Phil can do that. Honest to god he was like, i get that youre not her but would you like to go out . [ laughter ] trying to salvage something. Jimmy yeah, why not, what the hell at that point. Wouldnt that be some love story . We met on the dr. Phil show. Has anyone met on your show, fallen in love, gone on to be married . Im sure. Weve had 15,000, 20,000 guests. Jimmy yeah, i bet they havent. [ laughter ] yeah, probably not. Jimmy dr. Phil, you know whats weird is they were saying your 70th birthday was in september. And you were here right at your 60th birthday. Thats how long this has been happening. This has been going on im a slow lerner. Youre right. [ laughter ] jimmy which birthday was better, 60 or 70 . We had a lot of fun. Then, you could get together. Here, i think i got a pair of socks or something. 70, much less relevant. Jimmy seal performed at your 60th birthday. I think thats right, yeah. Jimmy you had nothing for this birthday . You watch a video of seal on youtube . What did you do . No, i just kind of like jimmy you sat there quietly . Things are different now. People are really this togetherness for me has been great because im kind of a homebody as you know. I dont get out a lot. But i think for a lot of people, this has been a really tough time. Jimmy it has, yes, for a lot of people. Especially outgoing people who really need to be around others. Yeah. Jimmy do you think that we are going to be able to like when we get the vaccine, hopefully, and things calm down, do you think were going to be able to ever go back to the way things were . No. Jimmy no . In what ways wont we be able to adapt . I think people are going to be pretty intimidated. I cant imagine people rushing out to a Movie Theater and sitting in a closed room breathing in everyone elses air. In the near term. Can you . Would you go sit in the middle of a Movie Theater . Jimmy not in the near term, but i could see it happening in a year. Yeah . Maybe in a year. Depends on how the vaccine is perceived and do people take it . And i think, you know, theres been a spike in depression. Theres been a spike in divorce. Theres been a lull in people going and getting medical examinations and medical treatments, which means theres going to be problems with disease. Kids out of school is creating a problem. Theres all kinds of issues that arent going to really be quantifiable for another year, two, five, ten. I mean, this is a longterm impact of being in quarantine this long. Jimmy well, youve really painted an optimistic picture of the future, dr. Phil. [ laughter ] i know. But we can come back from it. I have a lot of people asking me about it. Im really frustrated with my partner, you know, and i kind of give them all one piece of advice. Before you judge, remember, you too are probably a piece of [ bleep ]. [ laughter and applause ] get your bearings before you jump and realize who you are before you start judging someone else. Jimmy please call donald trump, please. Dr. Phil, everybody. Dr. Phil, weekdays in syndication. Well be back with john king from cnn oculus. Whoa someone please help of course. Youre tenacious, ill give you that its ok, im ok. [heavy breathing] where are you . Coming lets do this yeaahh its on woooo whoa. [heavy breathing] rated rp to t. Comfort this Holiday Season so wrap up a cozy casper mattress and pillows, soft percale sheets, even glow, our magical light for better sleep. Shop the black friday sale and save up to 30 today at casper. Com even glow, our magical light for better sleep. 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Kelloggs raisin bran crunch. Two scoops of delicious. Jimmy welcome back to the show. Music from maren morris on the way. Not since the heyday of a little alien named e. T. Has an index finger guided us through an emotional journey like our next guest. He is the maestro of the magic wall on cnn, host of inside politics six days a week too. Please welcome the chartthrob himself, john king. [ cheers and applause ] hi, john. Good to see you, jimmy, how are you . Jimmy i love are you chained to that wall . Why are you at the wall . [ laughter ] the bastards put super glue on the floor, im stuck. Jimmy its kind of comforting to see you there. Its like seeing han solo in front of the millennium falcon or something. Ill take that. Jimmy how are you doing . Doing all right. Its been an exciting, somewhat exhausting, exhilarating week. Now were in the you think you have election week in america, its normally Election Night. You think election week and youll be done. As you noted last night, theres the crazy guy on the subway platform whos not very good at math and there we go. Jimmy youre very good at math. Is it daunting to do math on Live Television . I went to six years of Catholic School and i always thought the nuns were driving me crazy, now i owe them a great debt of gratitude. You dont realize it at the time that it actually might help you someday. Jimmy you feel the sting of that ruler, suddenly you know how to add everything. Are there counties you will miss after this is done . Are there areas of the country that youve grown fond of pointing at them for like eight days in a row now . We can both joke about this and be serious about it at the same time, because this is the gift. This is my ninth president ial election. My early ones i traveled all the time. Ive been to most of these places and i love them. But im a map geek because of this. And like vigo county, indiana. Ill pop it up for you here. All the way back to 1956, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] back to 1956, they have picked the president ial winner the streak is over. Donald trump carried vigo county this year. So they gain Something Else for fame now. The pence Vice President ial library, maybe, will go there. [ laughter ] jimmy just what trump needs to hear. If trump finds out he won in vigo county, were never going to get him out of the white house. That magic well. Is the magic wall really magic . Yes. Jimmy it is, okay. [ laughter ] how can i say no . That would blow up everything. Jimmy i always feel like youre the only one there who knows how to work the wall. For me, im the only one at home that can get the television on, so im valuable. They keep me around forever. [ laughter ] you seem to have mastered that wall. Do you practice . Do you dream about it at night . Sometimes. Truth. [ laughter ] fact check, mostly true. Look, we unveiled this technology in 2008, and weve updated every cycle since. I think its become you know, to the flattery i received on social media and elsewhere, im grateful for that, dont get me wrong. But i think a lot of it is for people in a highanxiety election, this is a comfortable pair of slippers. Theyre used to it, they trust it, i trust it. Its a great tool. I learn a ton. Ive done this, ninth president ial election. Every night on Election Night when theres live data flying in, red one second, it turns blue, im meeting america right here. Jimmy i didnt realize how much you loved that wall until just now. [ laughter ] you really love that wall. I have issues, yeah. Jimmy i remember when you debuted the magic wall. I remember making a lot of fun of the magic wall. And having a real good time with the wall. And now, yeah, youre right, the wall has become like somehow the window to the election. And the way you handled it, i have to say, i think you did a great job throughout the whole thing. Thank you. Jimmy you were [ cheers and applause ] i think you were aware of what we, the viewers, were going through. And you tortured us so gently. [ laughter ] just releasing these little bits of information. The way you were talking, remember . These results are here. You spoke very succinctly, you spoke very calmingly. It was like you were calming a horse in a lightning storm. [ laughter ] i like the analogy. Look, this was the most difficult election ever. Because of the different rules. Because of the pandemic. Right . Some people voted by mail. Lots of people did. Some people stood in line and voted early. Other people showed up on election day. What you were seeing, its not a mirage. People talk about a red mirage or a blue mirage. Its not a mirage, it was real, but it wasnt contextual. Some states, election ballots coming in first. Other states, mailin. At one point joe biden was ahead in ohio and texas and democrats were like, yeehaw i had to tell them, calm down, were waiting for votes. That was both fun for me, but i got in trouble for saying it was fun, just because this thing teaches me a lot and i want to tell people, calm down, early innings, youve got to wait till the end. Jimmy when youre on air, are you aware that everyone is posting about you nonstop, all the time . No. I dont get to see much of it on Live Television, obviously. Occasionally ill get a text from one of my siblings abusing me. [ laughter ] thats when i know theres something going on, on the internet. The first night i got home 3 30 wednesday morning, get two hours sleep, come right back. But i was responding to emails and sending out emails with questions in the battleground states that hadnt been called. I could see some of it and i realized, number one, it was global. The interest in the election was global. The most gratifying thing was the interest of young people. I have a tiktok fan cam and im on jimmy kimmel in the same week. [ cheers and applause ] my 9yearold is going to think im cool, for about 40 seconds. Jimmy i always knew youd have a tiktok fan club. I do. Jimmy saturday cnn called the election for joe biden. Are you part of that decision . Who makes that decision . If not you . We have a great team of people on the decision desk. Theyre our green eyeshade people. Theyre fantastic. They spend months studying the data, preparing the statistics. Im not part of it. I used to do that in my old job before i switched to television. On Live Television i do my thing, theyre doing theirs. I trust them. We knew saturday morning we were getting close. I never know exactly how close. We knew we were getting close. Then we had some results come in from philadelphia and the city. Im doing my thing and they say, keep going. Im like, okay, i keep going. They say, wolf, wolf, wolf i turn to wolf, and there it was, the magic wolf blitzer. Jimmy wolf gets to make the call. Youre not allowed to jump in and make the call before wolf . No, that would be like a mutiny. [ laughter ] jimmy exactly. They frown on that. Jimmy and are you and wolf privately, like during commercial breaks, going, when are they going to make this call already we want to go home if youre watching you could see some of that. I would say, i know youre frustrated, were frustrated too. I was not lying, that was not fake news, that was coming right at you. Lets do this. But for a serious point, we have a great team. When i first came to cnn, wolf was the senior white house correspondent, i was the new guy. Being in this room with wolf was actually a hoot, it was a lot of fun. Jimmy i dont know if you know this, wolf looks exactly like my father. [ laughter ] literally, for me its like watching my father call the election. [ laughter ] anyway, i think you did a great job. I enjoyed watching you. Thanks for drawing it out so politely and calmly. And i think you guys did a terrific job. Now go get some sleep, and maybe spend a week or so pointing at a cocktail menu or something on the beach somewhere. [ cheers and applause ] i like that idea. Jimmy john king, everybody. Inside politics weekdays at noon, sundays at 8 00 only on cnn. Thanks, john. Be right back with maren morris dicky music on Jimmy Kimmel Live is presented by crown royal, who is helping support bars, clubs and stages in danger of being lost forever. Visit mainstreetalliance. Org to learn more. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy thanks to dr. Phil, thanks to john king. Apologies to matt damon. Nightline is next, but first, her album is called girl. 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