Its nice and airy out here. Yeah, well thats because the windows are open inside. audience laughing what are you so dressed up for . Oh, this . Well, cant afford not to, after all, im going to college. Well, you went last year and it was all we could do to get you to wear shoes. audience laughing well, i was only a sophomore then. Oh, sit down, ronnie, ill get you lunch. Oh, mother, im sorry, i didnt call you, but im taking one of my classmates out to lunch. Oh, oh. So, dad, can i have 10 . 10 dollars for lunch . Well yes, you see, im taking her to la rose. Its nice and quiet, and we can study greek philosophy there. La rose . audience laughing look, ronnie, theres a nice little greek restaurant on sunset boulevard. Its cheap and you can get your philosophy right from the kitchen while its still hot. audience laughing oh dad, all i want oh, ronnie, ronnie. If your father is going to be so cheap, here. Thank you, mother. Youre welcome, now give me 10 dollars, please. What for . Well, ju
But we dont do one thing to encourage them. You know, youre right blanche. Now take george. I doubt if hes had dinner by candlelight since electricity came in. Well, i for one am going to do something about it. Well, if you want to do it for one, do it. But im going to include george and do it for two. Its more fun that way. audience laughter now i am going. Gracie, is breakfast ready . Im starved. It certainly is, lover. audience laughter lover, at 8 00 in the morning . She must have said liver. Bacon is delicious for breakfast. Dear, sit here. Candlelight . Well, no dear, but candlelight is so much more romantic. In fact, it almost matches my fiery moods. Hows that . Well thats real nice, but i had my heart set on some fried liver. Oh, george, look at my gown. Doesnt it do something to you . Its beautiful. Oh, well, before i put on my apron, how do you like the back of it . Well, the back and the front would look better if i could see them over a piece of fried liver. Oh, dear. For a
But you promised. I got big news. Im a hero. You mean youre getting a medal . Well, not a medal, exactly. We got this commendation. Wait till you hear this. Its beautiful. For daring resourcefulness and coolness under fire tinker, i know its awful of me, but i simply forgot our date when this Fighter Pilot came in and Fighter Pilot . Hes been shot down 5 times. Hes causing us taxpayers a fortune. [door opens] oh, excuse me, tinker, there he is. But, betsy, i love you. And once more, im daring, resourceful, and cool. What do you say, skip . Well, now, let me get this straight. You want me to lend you a 250,000 torpedo boat so tinker here can make time with some nurse . Its such a small favor to ask. Plusplus which, i let myself be tied up in some cave on an island . Just long enough for tinker to rescue you singlehanded from this japanese commando. Bonsai im going to bonsai you in a minute now, come on, out, out all of you, out oh, come on, skip, this is for tinker. Skipper, im crazy in
Well, thats the way youre supposed to do it you wait until the guy calls your hey, skip, you want to try a piece of my wifes fruitcake . Mmm, boy, thats good. Hey, fuge, you ought to get the recipe. Yeah. Hey, fuge, here. Try some. Ah, come on. You want some fruitcake, mr. Parker . Hey, fellas, youve got to hear this. She says, dear lester. I wish she wouldnt call me that. The japanese souvenirs you sent caused a great deal of excitement, especially the flags. If you can send more of them, please do as they are selling like hotcakes. Love, mumsey. Hey, you guys, get a load of this. Whoo thats a girl. Hey, fellas, you want to see a picture of my girl, maioshi . Weve seen that picture a hundred times, fuji, this is a brand new one. Yeah, fuji, take a look at it. Hey, whats wrong with him . Ill tell you whats wrong with him. Prisoner of war, away from his own people, no mail from home. Beginning to get him down. Yeah, and every time we have mail call it gets worse. I wish there was someth
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