Get him away from me, mchale there you are, sir. Nice and comfy. Now, in a week you will be as good as new. A week . What about the war . Whos going to run the base . Well, sir, your aid lieutenant carpenter can oh, that ninny, he cant even oh, i suppose ill have to. Where is he anyway . Where, where, where, where . Hes just outside with a couple of other visitors. Oh. You can come in now, quint. Thanks, molly. Hi, captain. I hope youre feeling better. We just dropped by to see if we can do anything to help. Yes, youd like to see if theres anything you can do to help me stay in here longer while you pillage the base. Sir, just look at you. Its heartbreaking. The tiger of taratupa in dry dock. Well, chuck and i will be running along but dont you worry, sir. Well keep things running. Yes, sir. I know how you think youll be keeping things running, mchale, but just you forget it, because while im in here, im putting carpenter in charge. Carpy . You heard him. Came, sir . In command . Oh, t
Whew, man, when you dream, you aint kidding. Look, those crazy japanese blew up my cook shack. How could you . My own people. Hey, here he comes. Hey, listen, mr. Parker, listen, whens the war going to end, huh . Has my girl been true to me back home . That new nurse at the new base, is she or aint she . Oh, now wait a minute, guys, wait a minute. Im not a fortune teller. I cant tell you every little thing thats going to happen. What about last night . Dont tell me that was just beginners luck. Well, no. As a matter of fact, my mother always said i was a little supernatural. When youve got e. S. P. Though, you cant just turn it on or off. E. S. P. . Whats that . I learned about it in college psychology. E. S. P. Means extra sensory perception. Doesnt necessarily mean you have any extra sense. Uh, as a matter of fact, i flunked the course. In my book youre a seagoing swami. Now, look, theres a crap game tonight with some highrolling marines, so close your eyes and concentrate on money.
Its nice and airy out here. Yeah, well thats because the windows are open inside. audience laughing what are you so dressed up for . Oh, this . Well, cant afford not to, after all, im going to college. Well, you went last year and it was all we could do to get you to wear shoes. audience laughing well, i was only a sophomore then. Oh, sit down, ronnie, ill get you lunch. Oh, mother, im sorry, i didnt call you, but im taking one of my classmates out to lunch. Oh, oh. So, dad, can i have 10 . 10 dollars for lunch . Well yes, you see, im taking her to la rose. Its nice and quiet, and we can study greek philosophy there. La rose . audience laughing look, ronnie, theres a nice little greek restaurant on sunset boulevard. Its cheap and you can get your philosophy right from the kitchen while its still hot. audience laughing oh dad, all i want oh, ronnie, ronnie. If your father is going to be so cheap, here. Thank you, mother. Youre welcome, now give me 10 dollars, please. What for . Well, ju
Item 42. Item 43. Willfully creating a disturbance during duty hours. Huh . Item 44. Fraternizing with female personnel. Aw, take it easy captain. The boys needed a little relaxation, they havent had a leave in months. Give em a break, captain. Oh, ill give em a break, all right, mchale. Ill give em a break right about here and ill personally tie the noose myself. Now dont you interrupt me anymore. Yes, sir. If id a known he was that mean, id have never asked him to dance. You shut your fat little mouth or ill give you a. [knock on door] come in ill sink you. Excuse me for interrupting, sir, but theres a new ensign whos just arrived and hes very anxious to speak to you, sir. I dont know anything about a new ensign. Thats all i need around here is another ensign. Item 45. But sir, sir, hes not assigned here, sir, hes not assigned here. Hes just laying over for three days until he can get a flight out to bora luna, sir. Here are his orders. Dont you understand . I dont want to see his or
The other day while i was telling him how to fill my tooth. canned laughter now von zell wants to be romantic. Is he conceited he thinks he looks like he did 15 years ago. Wait a minute, ive seen von zell 15 years ago, and if he thinks he looks like that, hes not conceited. canned laughter not that harry is bad looking. Hes not, but hes not handsome, either. Hes like tapioca pudding, nice, but not exciting. canned laughter and also a little lumpy. canned laughter but everybody likes to give advice. And when they give it to an expert, no wonder he loses his temper and tells the other person to keep quiet. Like this doctor i knew who was taking care of this woman who was going to have her fourth child. No matter what he wanted to do, she made a different suggestion, so he finally lost his temper and he says, madam, how many babies have you delivered . And she said, doctor, how many babies have you had . He kept quiet and listened to the expert. And i know one fellow who couldnt help it.