[ Cheering And Applause ] p2 Raucous Crowd tonight. I dont know what youre expecting. Happy thursday everyone. Its now been 18 days since Kamala Harris became the Democrat Nominee but she still hasnt held a press conference. Why is she ducking the media . Staffers blame some of the delay on the fact that english is their second language. Meanwhile her vp is being accused of lying about his rank which is called Stolen Valor. In his defense in minneapolis stealing his legal misrepresent and your past for political gain, i dont see that as a problem said one woman. But even cnn, reporter delivered a devastating fact check on walz claims about well Military Service. You know what they say . When youve lost a cnn think your cable provider. Meanwhile harris has added walz to a website but still hasnt added a single policy. In her defense she thinks a website is where spiders meet her sex. She did poster new campaign slogan. Thats your flick. Thats how you get around things. The Harriswalz Ca
Greg yes. Yes i agree. I agree. I agree. All right, settle down you girl scouts. It is friday you know what that means. Lets welcome tonights guest. She talks with her hands more than marly magdalene. Emily compagno. She is where Louis Vuitton meets the octagon. Charly arnolt he looks like a hobo went to harvard. Tv Producer Rob long and she is super thin with an impish grin, new york bestselling time author Kat Timpf. Okay, before we get to some new stories lets do this. Announcer gregs leftovers. Greg this is where i read the jokes that we did not use today or this week. What is wrong with the teleprompter . Thank you. As always, it is my first time reading them. So if they suck, we will have Joe Mackeys computer loaded with images of Nancy Pelosi in a bikini. At this years high energy are and see the walls of the Convention Arena were ready to collapse from all of the cheers and applause. Fortunately they found the man to put a stop to that. Donald trump made his ticket Last Night d
[Cheering And Applause] greg yes. Yes i agree. I agree. I agree. All right, settle down you girl scouts. It is friday you know what that means. Lets welcome tonights guest. She talks with her hands more than marly magdalene. Emily compagno. She is where Louis Vuitton meets the octagon. Charly arnolt he looks like a hobo went to harvard. Tv Producer Rob long and she is super thin with an impish grin, New York bestselling time author Kat Timpf. Okay, before we get to some new stories lets do this. Announcer gregs leftovers. Greg this is where i read the jokes that we did not use today or this week. What is wrong with the teleprompter . Thank you. As always, it is my first time reading them. So if they suck, we will have Joe Mackeys computer loaded with images of Nancy Pelosi in a bikini. At this years high energy are and see the walls of the Convention Arena were ready to collapse from all of the cheers and applause. Fortunately they found the man to put a stop to that. Donald trump made
first a philosophical question. have you ever noticed when you re driving that anyone who is driving slower than you is an idiot? and anyone driving faster than you is a maniac! you see a million things a day in your life and they all go on the back burner of your six burner wolf ridiculously priced mind. a comedian comes out and brings it to the front burner. i don t like other people s showers, there s always a problem with temperature adjustment, there s always a hair stuck on the wall. you want to get rid of it, but you don t wan to touch it. i don t know how it got up that high in the first place. real life is funny because reality is relatable. period. that s it. and if people are at home watching something relatable, that will make them laugh because they re like, oh, that happened to me, too. remember as kids when you go on vacation and you go why is dad always in a bad mood? now i understand. no. no. is this grandma? yeah, she s still alive. why i
co-hosts. in the center seat today former utah congressman jason chavis. welcome, everybody. general powell served under republican and democratics alike, overseeing dozens of crises including operation desert storm. he then played a major role under president bush who paid tribute to powell saying this. he was such a favorite of presidents that he earned the presidential medal of freedom twice. he was highly respected at home and abroad and most important colin was a family man and friend. laura and i send alma, his wife, and their children our condolences as they remember the life of a great man. powell s family is calling him a great american today. in 1994, he shared his feeling about this country with graduates at howard university. above all, never lose faith in america. its faults are yours to fix, not to curse. america is a family. there may be differences, disputes within the family, but we must not allow the family to be broken in the warring factions. let us draw