[ cheers and applause announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Senator Amy Klobuchar, from saturday night live, comedian and actress, ego nwodim and all new closer look, featuring the 8g band with Todd Sucherman and now seth meyers. Seth welcome to late night, everybody. How are you doing tonight . I wasnt supposed to be here this evening but then nbc heard there was a competing talk show on another network and scheduled this for the exact same time at the last minute. During a Campaign Rally lets get to the news. During a Campaign Rally in georgia last week, President Trump said that if he loses the election he might leave the country. At which point 194 countries simultaneously shouted, not it during a Campaign Rally in pennsylvania last week, President Trump complained about his lack of support from suburban women and said, quote, suburban women, will you please like me . Look, man. Because of you, they have been in their houses drinking wine since march. They dont hate you
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Join jimmy and his guests kevin james, lenny kravitz, comedian Nate Bargatze and featuring the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, jimmy fallon [ applause ] jimmy hi, everyone thank you very much. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, it was just another crazy week and tonight President Trump did his first oncamera interview since he got covid. Lets see who he decided to talk to. He have just learned this morning that President Trump is set to appear in his first oncamera interview tonight and will apparently get a medical evaluation, not by the white house physician, but by a doctor on fox news, according to the Cable Network [ laughter ] jimmy thats right trump got a remote medical evaluation its like a zoom physical. It was a tough choice for tv viewers, yankee playoff game, nba finals or hearing about a 74yearold ma
Steve from Rockefeller Center in the heart of new york city, its the tonight show starring jimmy fallon. Tonight join jimmy and his guests Anthony Mackie, lily james, musical guest, Black Thought featuring portugal the man and the last artful dodgr. And the legendary roots crew and now, heres your host, Jimmy Fallon Jimmy oh, thats what im talking about. Hey, everybody thank you so much. [ applause ] welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Lets get to the news and jokes. Well, guys, yesterday, President Trump did an interview with 60 minutes and it didnt go exactly as planned. Take a look. President trump abruptly ended a solo interview with cbss 60 minutes and the president did not return to the room for a joint interview with Vice President mike pence. President trump sat down with cbs news lesley stahl for 45 minutes before getting up, and leaving and telling cbs that he thought they had enough material jimmy ooh. Yeah trump bailed early he was like, i gave
The greatest fraud in the history of elections. Theres no way you can go through a mailin vote without massive cheating. The blat ballots are lost, frau, theft, all over the place. China, north korea, iran, these countries can grab those ballots or print forgeries. People get the ballots and hand them to people down the strait. Theyre mailin ballots and they send them to anybody. Two or three were sent to dogs, one sent to a cat. Trevor holy shit, guys, trump is freaking out. People are cheating, cats and dogs getting ballots. If im perfectly honest, i dont mind dogs voting but cats, you cant trust them for shit those assholes will vote for jill stein just to mess with us meow trump stories about kids and Foreign Countries rigging the election sound pretty terrifyin hey, kid, go get ballot from mailbox and i will reward you with delicious russian candy. Its frozen onion. Regardless of how it happens, trumps goal is to stir up fear about fraud, and if you commit fraud, youre going down,
[ cheers and applause announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers, colin quinn. Star of filthy rich, actress kim cattrall music from Jeff Rosenstock featuring the band with Jessica Burdeaux and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers, and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight all right. Same as always, lets get to the news the New York Times yesterday published an investigation into President Trumps finances and lets just say, melanias going to be pretty pissed when she learns what half of negative 431 million is the New York Times investigation published yesterday alleges President Trump has paid almost nothing in federal income tax over the past 20 years wow. If true, this bombshell has the potential to be almost as damaging to his political career as the access Hollywood Tape the New York Times investigation published yesterday showed trump paid just 750 in federal income tax in both 2016 and 2017, which i have to admit, is way funnier than paying 0. It