[ cheers and applause announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers, colin quinn. Star of filthy rich, actress kim cattrall music from Jeff Rosenstock featuring the band with Jessica Burdeaux and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening, im seth meyers, and this is late night. How is everybody doing tonight all right. Same as always, lets get to the news the New York Times yesterday published an investigation into President Trumps finances and lets just say, melanias going to be pretty pissed when she learns what half of negative 431 million is the New York Times investigation published yesterday alleges President Trump has paid almost nothing in federal income tax over the past 20 years wow. If true, this bombshell has the potential to be almost as damaging to his political career as the access Hollywood Tape the New York Times investigation published yesterday showed trump paid just 750 in federal income tax in both 2016 and 2017, which i have to admit, is way funnier than paying 0. It
Seth you know, the least we deserve in trying times like announcer tonight, on late this is great punk music night with seth meyers, colin quinn. Star of filthy rich, actress kim cattrall music from Jeff Rosenstock punk music that stands for something. Featuring the band with this next guy is one of my Jessica Burdeaux favorites. And now, seth meyers hes angry and urgent and prescient. Seth good evening, im seth meyers, and this is late night. And while im super bummed that how is everybody doing tonight all right. He and his band are not here same as always, lets get to the news live tonight, at least we will not have to pay for a studio roof that they surely wouldve the New York Times yesterday ripped off published an investigation into President Trumps finances album, no dream, this is Jeff Rosenstock. And lets just say, melanias going to be pretty pissed when she learns what half of negative hello 431 million is hello hi the New York Times hi its nice to see you investigation publi
This is what it did to a smart person. [ laughter ] by the time youre out of office, youre going to look like the toxic avenger. [ laughter ] President Trump said yesterday that being president has been a big burden on his family. Yes, but somehow we manage, said melania from her penthouse in new york. [ light laughter ] in an interview today, President Trump questioned why america fought the civil war, even worse, then he questioned whom america fought in the civil war. [ light laughter ] wait, i know this one. Was it china . [ laughter ] thats right. President trump questioned why america fought the civil war. You know, at this rate the only way trump is going to get a second term is if hes held back. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all fs . I flunked everything . [ cheers and applause ] i got a bplus in phys ed. [ light laughter ] President Trump published an oped in the Washington Post on saturday to promote the accomplishments of his first 100 days in office. But in retrospec
This is what it did to a smart person. [ laughter ] by the time youre out of office, youre going to look like the toxic avenger. [ laughter ] President Trump said yesterday that being president has been a big burden on his family. Yes, but somehow we manage, said melania from her penthouse in new york. [ light laughter ] in an interview today, President Trump questioned why america fought the civil war, even worse, then he questioned whom america fought in the civil war. [ light laughter ] wait, i know this one. Was it china . [ laughter ] thats right. President trump questioned why america fought the civil war. You know, at this rate the only way trump is going to get a second term is if hes held back. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] all fs . I flunked everything . [ cheers and applause ] i got a bplus in phys ed. [ light laughter ] President Trump published an oped in the Washington Post on saturday to promote the accomplishments of his first 100 days in office. But in retrospec
[ laughter ] im very angry. Get me phony. President trump will speak in miami tomorrow. Hell be comfortable, because he still has strong support in florida. Plus hes the state fruit. [ laughter and applause ] the senate today the senate today passed a bill that imposes new sanctions on russia and allows congress to stop President Trump from repealing them. Wow, Even Congress doesnt trust him. [ light laughter ] hes like a fifteen year old kid who still gets a babysitter. [ light laughter ] im not going to burn the house down, mom this is our third house, kevin [ laughter ] in honor of lgbt pride month, skittles has announced an allwhite edition of its candy. Coincidentally, white skittles was my nickname on the High School Basketball team. [ laughter and applause ] you want me . You want me in coach . Sit down, white skittles. [ light laughter ] okay, just let me know, because it takes me forever to get these sweats off. [ light laughter ] a company is offering a new service that will