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Somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick can it off with subway, the most popular place to eat after losing a custody battle. While america may love subway, looks like some other countries are having a hard time swallowing it. Subway one of the most recognizable sandwich shops was told its not even serving bread, at least according to ireland ireland Supreme Court. The Supreme Court said the sandwiches like the meatball sub doesnt have bread because its coo sugar ri. Ireland awrves a zero tax rate for certain foods like regular bread if it meets certain requirements. Trevor are you serious . According to irelands Supreme Court, subway bread is not actually bread because its too sugary and i am willing to bet subway is happy to have this be their big controversy. Yep ....
I didnt know. My microbiome did. All along, they were trying to tell me something. Ive really learned that im not just me. Im also all the creatures inside of me. From now on, im gonna trust my gut a little more. Well, i think weve all learned something. One for the ladies is one too many for the ladies. [ laughter ] on, everybody. Welcome to the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah. Today is wednesday, the 7th of october, which is an important date in american history. Because today marks the fouryear anniversary of the access hollywood grab em by the pussy tape. Man, i have fond memories of that day. Thats the day we knew for certain that donald trump would never be president. Anyway, coming up on tonights show president donald trump. His corona outbreak continues to spread throughout the white house. Meanwhile, facebook is clamping down on dangerous conspiracies and dangerously sexy onions. And we also found a replacement for all those columbus statues. So lets do this, peop ....
Im very close. And now, like the mcrib, im back. It is weird being back in an office after six months. Were being very careful. They divided the office into zones. We have zone a, zone b and zone c. Im not sure if im hosting a show or boarding a Southwest Airlines flight. Everyone is Wearing Masks and those clear plastic face shields. Everyone looks like theyre in a daft punk cover band. We have a small crew here in our studio. I need you guys to laugh, even if its not funny. Dnchlths i said i need you guys. This must be what kim jong un feels like. Is he still alive . Or did he go when we were gone . Remind me to call and check in on him. We have everything we need to do a show. Except, for my little mustachioed angel. Where is guillermo . Isnt he supposed to be here . All right, thats enough. All right. Anyway, good to see you. I miss you. I really did. How are you doing ....
[cheers and applause] zone a is the best zone. The rest of you are zone bm. Is what you are over in the you know today this morning, an asteroid the size of a school bus narrowly passed by earth. In astronomical terms, it just missed us. Which is a shame. I feel like some of you arent praying hard enough. With each passing day, it seems more and more likely that we are on the brink of something very bad. Our president made another history making Statement Last night, when asked if he would leave the white house gracefully if he doesnt win. Win, lose or draw in this election, would you commit here today for a peaceful transfer a a alof pure after the election . Well have to see what happens, as you know ive been complaining very strongly about the ballots, the ballots are a disaster. I understand that, but the people are rioting. We want to, get rid of the ballots, and well have a very peaceful, there wont be a transfer, frankly, t ....