Start the clock thank you people. Hi, everybody. How are you doing thank you i appreciate it. Thank you very much all right, sit down. We have so much. This show, i mean unbelievable, the amount of news we have to cover it. Its a good Thing Weve stopped clapping so lets not bury the lead. The big story this week that tried to shoot trump again. Lets not not funny this okay. Im being serious now. This is the second time this happened. I said this before. There can be no fuzz on this. This is not funny, okay . Its not okay. Its not okay to wish it happened problem people. Well look, this happens too frequently. Im sorry. This happened on the golf course. A guy was laying in wait, and it happens too much. In fact, besides the shooter, there were other two other shooters beside him waiting to play through this has got to stop course, the nra had to come out with a statement. This is no time to talk about gun control. They said guns do not kill people. Pagers kill people other big story thi
And now the hbo original series real time with bill maher you doing everybody. How are you doing thank you i appreciate it. Thank you very much all right. Sit down. We have some. This show, i mean unbelievable. The amount of news we have to cover it s a good thing we ve stopped clapping so let s not bury the lead. The big story this week they tried to shoot trump again. Let s not not funny. This okay i m being serious now. This is the second time this happened. I said this before. There can be no fuzz on this. This is not funny okay? it s not okay. It s not okay to wish it happened problem well, i mean, look, this happens too frequently. I m sorry this happened on the golf course. A guy was laying in wait, and it happens, too much. In fact, besides the shooter, there were two other shooters beside him waiting to play through this has got to stop to come out with a statement. This is no time to talk about gun control. They said guns do not kill people pagers kill people other big story.
[applause] greg: all right! now it is just me and you. Happy thursday, everyone. By now you probably saw our great interview with donald trump. Amazing, right? [applause] after the show i felt like a hezbollah fighter, my phone was blowing up. [laughter] it is true, in lebanon thousands of pagers and phones exploded killing dozens of terrorists. We reached out to hezbollah leaders, but they have not returned our calls. President trump was a huge hit on the show last night, my favourite part was the secret service pat down. Turns out that i was happy to see them. Now we have officially asked kamala to appear on our show. We have already promised a box of wine for her, and an assortment of nannies for her husband. He will probably abort it. The show. Greg: i am talking about the show. A chinese you admitted that their pandas were actually painted dogs. They got the idea from makeup artists at the view. In your face. The rapper sean diddy combs is being held in federal custody on char
Dot com rIght now and see how much you can save and now the hbo orIgInal serIes real tIme wIth BIll Maher start the cloc k hI, everybody how are you doIng hey. Thank you all rIght. Thank you very much thank you people. I apprecIate It. How are you doIng all rIght, well okay. All rIght. We got a bIg show. Thank you very much. I know Its very excItIng. TIme of year. Its Labor Day. Fuck Is thE Year already . Its chrIstmas already. Its Its Labor Day weekend. And rIght on cue. ThIs Is always. They say thIs Is when the presIdent Ial race really starts. And It really dId. We fInally had an IntervIew last nIght wIth kamala harrIs. DId you watch It . Oh wow. Thats a lot of people watched It not just her wIth TIm Walz. Her emotIonal support, vp well I mean, It was It was a lIttle odd. He was just sIttIng there for a very long tIme wIthout sayIng anythIng. He dId. I mean, he just he was just noddIng whIle she dId all the talkIng. The womens Focus Group saId he must be a wonderful husband um reall
Original series real time with Bill Maher start the clock hi, everybody how are you doing hey thank you all right. Thank you very much thank you people. I appreciate it. How are you doing all right, well okay. All right. Weve got a big show. Thank you very much. I know its very exciting. Time of year. Its Labor Day. Fuck is the year already . Its christmas already. Its its Labor Day weekend. And right on cue. This is as they say. This is when the president ial race really starts and it really did. We finally had an interview Last Night with kamala harris. Did you watch it oh, wow. Thats a lot of people watched it. Not just her with Tim Walz. Her emotional support, vp well, i mean, it was it was a little odd. He was just sitting there for a very long time without saying anything he did. I mean, he was just. He was just nodding while she did all the talking. The womens Focus Group said he must be a wonderful husband really . I mean like, it just kept going. And he was saying nothing. It