Start the clock thank you people. Hi, everybody. How are you doing thank you i appreciate it. Thank you very much all right, sit down. We have so much. This show, i mean unbelievable, the amount of news we have to cover it. Its a good Thing Weve stopped clapping so lets not bury the lead. The big story this week that tried to shoot trump again. Lets not not funny this okay. Im being serious now. This is the second time this happened. I said this before. There can be no fuzz on this. This is not funny, okay . Its not okay. Its not okay to wish it happened problem people. Well look, this happens too frequently. Im sorry. This happened on the golf course. A guy was laying in wait, and it happens too much. In fact, besides the shooter, there were other two other shooters beside him waiting to play through this has got to stop course, the nra had to come out with a statement. This is no time to talk about gun control. They said guns do not kill people. Pagers kill people other big story this week the fight with hezbollah is on. Theyre in the middle east. And the Way Israel did it some pretty amazing, you know terrorists know this for a long time. The first thing you got to do, get rid of your Cell Phone because they could track you there. So theyve been using Old School pagers. And the israelis this week made all the pagers blow up in what they call operation 1980s Drug Dealer israel man. They they took the fight from their river to their pants they im telling you, nobodys in the mood to take any shit. These days. Did you see kamala with Oprah Winfrey . Asked her about owning a gun, and kamala said anybody who breaks into my house is getting shot accused her of turning even blacker trump is losing his mind. Hes losing his mind. Hes losing his cool and hes going to lose the election. Uh, well, you know, i thank you thats it my marker on that last week. Made my prediction. But this im telling you, even for him, its going off the rails. He keeps saying now kids are undergoing Sex Change operations at school. At school were doing it at school. Wow. When i was nervous for Picture Day oh at school know, in that Case Girls who want to become boys you got to get them early before first period. And then is a republican who was who was the candidate for Governor Governor in North Carolina named mark robinson. Hes a super Christ Jesus loving, hard right, conservative africanamerican man. And then cnn has dug up a lot of his past. Thats what happens when you run. Okay. He was on all these websites. He liked tranny porn, didnt care about abortion, he said. And he wanted to or intimated he would like to bring back slavery. And of course, the republican reaction to this is predictable awful, unforgivable continue yes yes. And he also referred to himself as a Black Nazi also posted that he spied on women in the girls locker room. So hes a Peeping Tom and an uncle tom. Thats something new. Ive never for 25 years. When you think the republicans cant go lower, they do they i mean, a Black Nazi. And i think it is, you know on his website, he referred to his penis as Pee Wee german uh and this is and this is embarrassing because the Trump Campaign has a rally scheduled for North Carolina tomorrow. And they told mark robinson, you are no longer welcome there. Absolutely not. This is for white nazis only theyre not nazis republicans want to replace him with someone less freaky. But diddys in jail, so oh, that well, i mean, come on, that is that is an american tragedy story. I mean, P Diddy i dont know if anybodys fallen from that height. I mean, this guy is worth they say over 400 Million from basically sources owning a Record Label Brand affiliation and buying lube in bulk i this . They dont want to judge a book by its cover but they seized A Thousand bottles of Lube And Baby oil in his house because he was having these parties they called freak off, which went on for days. Sometimes people needed iv. They were partying so hard and, you know, a freak off. Im all good with it bothered me about it is do you bring a gift and i would then youre like, well, ill bring Baby Oil and then you get there. Oh, everybody brought their put it with you on it. Its just. But i mean, i dont know if hes ever going to see the light of day again hes in jail. They wouldnt even give him bail. I mean, the Charges Sex Trafficking forced labor, kidnaping, arson bribery, Obstruction Of Justice and you may say arson. Thats going a little bit too far, but you try putting out a Baby Oil fire. All right weve got a great show. We have Bret Stephens and Stephanie Ruhle the birth 101 episode was overwhelming. The idea that this fictional character played any role in politics is bananas. 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At Fisher Investments, were clearly different. Im Natasha Bertrand at the pentagon. And this is cnn up, he is a danish political Scientist And Author of the recently rereleased book False Alarm how climate Change Panic costs us trillions, hurts the poor and fails to fix the planet. Bjorn Lomborg Bjorn how are you sir . How are you while. Thank you. Okay all right. Im so glad youre here. Because we can talk about environment every time we have a political campaign in this country. It becomes the forgotten issue. People care about it. They care about it, and they care about it and then they just dont seem to want to talk about it. Maybe because it doesnt poll very well. But, i mean, you are a skeptic of a lot of what goes on about what people say about how dire climate change is. And i think thats good. I think we need skepticism, but i must say, i am skeptical of you. You should be. Exactly. We all just need to be skeptical. So first of all, youve never been paid by anybody, right . Like an Oil Company no, we dont take money from oil companies. And the important part here is to remember that what were talking about is really just saying, what does the science tell us and what does the economics tell us . Yeah climate change is a real problem. It is one of the things that we need to fix in the 21st century. But its not this armageddon that its been made out to be. You know, you hear on the news, these catastrophic, calamitous Calamitous Climate stories, all the time. But these are very carefully selected. Worst case scenarios, often based on ultra unrealistic. Ive seen you do the opposite. Sorry. Ive seen you do the opposite. Okay well, ive. Its a while ago. Im not remembering what year, but maybe its 15 years. Are you saying that Sea Levels in the last two years hadnt risen . But if you look at the chart over time, they are but if you cherry pick two years, i mean thats what the Climate Deniers always did. And i know you are not in denial. I wouldnt have you on if you were. But the point i was, i was trying to make, there was actually and you can read the whole story and it was in the Guardian Newspaper and the point i was trying to make was you constantly hear this thing is getting incredibly bad. And then a couple of years later, it doesnt. On the sea level rise, it was actually such that those two years were going down. But obviously i even said it is going to go back up. But the point here is that we cant make these arguments just to show Heres Something thats really terrible goarpeop agree that i really hate it when people want to manipulate me. You know try to move me to just tell me the truth okay but but i feel like the title of the book, False Alarm. I dont like that. I think that goes way too far. Its not a False Alarm, right . All right so . So its false in the sense that were being told this is the end of The World. A lot of people believe this is really the end of The World. A new oecd survey. And it could be not tomorrow, but it could be, you know, dick cheney, when we were fighting terrorism, said if theres a 1 chance this is their reasoning to go into iraq, which was stupid okay. If theres a 1 chance we should treat it like it could happen, i feel like this is more than a 1 chance. Okay. Im going to show you some of the data that actually indicates this is a problem, but its not the end of The World. By any means. So theres two of The Worlds leading Climate Economists. One is richard tol, one of the most quoted Climate Economists from from this year. And the other one is william nordhaus, the guy who got the only nobel prize in climate economics. They both made estimates across all the different estimates of how bad is climate change going to be by the end of the century, at a three Degree Centigrade or 5. 4f Temperature rise the cost is going to be somewhere gdp. But what will The Ocean look like . I mean, im not talking about oceans rising. Im talking about oceans dying and the World Cant live without dead oceans. And it seems like theyre in bad shape. Between all the plastic in them, theyre overfished. I mean, theres very many places have are too acidic coral know youve talked about. Oh thats exaggerated. Tell me about why you think the Coral Reef Problem is exaggerated. Thats just the data. So can i just finish the other point i was trying to make before we go on to the Coral Reefs. So 2 to 3 of global gdp is a problem. But remember, by the end of the century, the un estimates the average person on the planet will be 450 as rich as he or she is today. So that means instead of being 450 as rich, we will feel like were only 435 as rich. Yes, thats a problem. No, its not the end of The World. On the on the Coral Reef bit. So how does rich fix The Ocean . No. So on the Coral Reef bit, we have a situation where we have on great barrier reef. So The Worlds biggest Coral Reef the australian marine scientific institute. Sorry, i cant remember what theyre called but theyre the guys who do the data every year on the Coral Reef. Since 1986. And they have been assessing what is the total outcome of how how good does the reef look like . And in 2009, to 2012, we thought it was terrible. It was really dramatic. The guardian wrote the obituary for the great Coral Reef. And the point ive just been making is the last three years theyve been at the highest Reef Weve ever seen in those areas. And so the point is not that theres not a challenge for a Coral Reef. There is. But most of the challenge comes from overfishing, from industrial pollution, from sea runoff. And those are the kinds of things that we should fix. But were not being well informed if were being told this is because of climate change. So we got to change our entire infrastructure and our global economy in order to save The Oceans. When its not actually whats going to happen maybe well and why do we imagine as we treat The Oceans ever worse that the Coral Reefs are enjoying it more now . Look, i dont think that theyre going to enjoy this. I think why are they why are they doing better in the last three years . I dont think we did anything. I dont know. Oh, well, there we go. All right. As long as were thats thats honest. We dont know. Im. Im a data guy. I simply try to say. Right. I get it to look at the numbers and what i love that you do is that you inform people of things that you know again, the people who just want to usher me to a Point Of View would never tell me, like yes, we are using a lot more Green Energy, but its not making the amount of Fossil Fuels we use go down. Why because people just use more. Yeah, thats a really key thing that i dont think americans are aware of. We just use more how do we fix that one or do we not have to . One of the reasons is because energy is incredibly good. Remember, you and i and most of the audience in here lives in an incredibly energy rich world. We have the opportunity. We can keep cool in the summer and hot in the winter. We can get food. We can get transportation. I mean, i came from sweden i wasnt going to row a boat over here, right . So the whole point the whole point is energy makes us much, much better off. And it also makes us much more resilient. We can do a lot more things. Most people in The World have virtually no energy. They want a lot more energy. They honestly, you know most people in subsaharan africa live on less energy per year than your refrigerator. Its not just your my refrigerator you use. And so the reality is we need much more energy. What we do need to fix climate change is to invest more in green Energy Research and development. So that. Well, yeah, lets get to that. Sorry. So that we in the Long Run actually can make sure that africans and indians and chinese can live an energy rich life, but without the co2 emissions. Yeah. Well, i want to. I mean, thats i think the future. Yeah. Because, i mean, ive said it here a couple of years ago, like, i dont know what will work to solve this problem. I know it didnt work and thats asking people to be good. Yes. That i know doesnt work. And its just human nature. Yeah. And one of the things that we have been trying to do for the last 20 years in Climate Policy is basically tell people to be poorer, be less welloff, be you know, uncomfortable. Would you mind being a little hotter in the summer and a little colder in the winter . Thats just not going to work. What is this going to work . Is innovation remember Los Angeles in the 1950s . Sorry, i dont mean to you remember it, but remember that. Sorry, i just made that worse. Okay. No, no, no, its all right anyway. Anyway, i was alive. Not in. I hadnt moved out here yet anyway. It was terribly polluted. And the sort of standard climate way of tackling that would be to tell. Would you mind walking instead of driving around in cars and of course, that wouldnt work in Los Angeles or anywhere else. But what we did was instead we invented the catalytic converter. Its a little gizmo you put on the tailpipe of the car, and then you can drive much longer and pollute much, much less. Thats how you solve the problem of Air Pollution and the Long Run and climate change. All right. So lets go through of these new things just quickly. We only have a couple of minutes and i want to ask you if you ever run into greta in sweden and how does that go i wonder. But okay giant umbrellas. These are the new things that theyre going to that would block a crucial amount of Solar Radiation these are all things that they have in Pilot Programs or the beginning of iron fertilization, dumping iron into The Ocean. It makes phytoplankton bloom. And when they die, they carry the co2 they absorb down to the seabed carbon capture. They already have something in iceland that pulls 4000 Metric Tons out of the atmosphere, and they put them in underground caverns, and then they turn into Stone Cloud brightening Sea Salt aerosols into the sky. That brighten clouds and deflect the suns rays. So this is the future. Youre saying this is what were going to be . No. These are some of the things that we should be looking at. Because remember if we could come up with a way to suck out the co2 of the atmosphere, that was what you were talking about from iceland at really low cost. We basically have solved the problem we could continue doing everything we do and get rid of the entire global Warming Problem at fairly low cost. Were not there yet at all but this could be one solution. And the point is, there are lots of these potential solutions now. Most of them are not going to work but we if we invest a lot more into energy, Green Energy innovation, and also these technologies. So basically innovation, we would have a much better chance of fixing this problem. Right now were spending trillions of dollars really badly on poor Climate Policy. Im simply saying lets spend billions but spend it much smarter on things that will actually stay skeptical. All right. Thanks, paul. I appreciate it. Good job Bjorn Lomborg Everybody morning, here are the five things you need to know to start your day. Stream cnns five things with Kate Baldwin for the news you need. How about this for an Earnings Call Headline in five minutes or less. The battle for democracy. You learn something every day and the stories youll want to share. Oh my god liftoff. It is awe inspiring to see it when it happens. Bravo bring it together, guys. Cnns five things with Kate Baldwin streaming weekdays on cnn. 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Bret stephens and she hosts the msnbc. And msnbc and is the senior Business Analyst for nbc news. Stephanie ruhle is with us okay. Uh here today. I thought maybe we would talk about rhetoric because thats whats on trumps mind. He got shot at again and he says their rhetoric is causing me to be shot at. And then of course, in true trumpian fashion, always the most unself aware person in the universe goes on to say, when theyre the ones that are destroying the country which would be also the kind of rhetoric that would make a Borderline Person Shoot at you. But rhetoric has consequences, but he is possibly the worst person to make this case. Yeah. I mean, its the pot calling the kettle black. I think thats what the expression was was, was basically born. I mean this is the guy who called the media the enemy of the american people scum, vermin, all these all these phrases. Now hes of course, hes absolutely right that we probably should tone it down when were calling our opponents. The end of democracy, the end of western civilization. Were not helping our arguments i disagree, i disagree. Thats thats a dumb argument, i think, because what . No, you thats their argument, which is that you guys are saying trump is a threat to democracy, but he is a threat to democracy. The Answer Cant be that. We cant say whats true. I want to say whats true. And the left has to do that too. No, im sorry, but every time the left calls Trump A Threat to democracy, americans remember that in 2016, guys like me were calling Trump A Threat to democracy. And here we are. I dont think he was then. And that dog and that dog is not going to hunt. You have to say the case against trump is that hes going to be a terrible president who is going to divide the country, that is going to accomplish absolutely nothing. That is going to embarrass us in front of of of The World and is going to conduct a miserable foreign policy. But those are policy questions. You dont stop calling out the truth because people arent listening, right . When Donald Trump tells lie after lie you dont say well, nobody seems to care. Its our job in the Media Right . When people complain Donald Trump got fact checked way more than Kamala Harris did youre damn right he did. You know why he told more lies benefit from a campaign that seeks to treat him as outside the borders of political respectability. So if you want to help, is he hes what you have been doing. You said hes going to be a bad president. Hes going to hes a bad president because he doesnt concede elections, not the policy shit. Thats that comes and goes. Look, most americans realize that here we are. Joe biden is the president of the united states. Kamala harris is likely the next president of of the united states. But the reason that trump has an enduring appeal on so many americans is that so, so many of us in the media want to treat him right as absolutely beyond the pale. And you know how trump supporters respond by saying, oh, yeah, hes beyond the pale. Im going to vote for him. We have done Nothing But Help trump for the last eight years. So thats how we should organize our political views by what the idiots will do. I mean that and he is beyond the pale. And on this rhetoric question, i mean, they both have things that they say about the other person that are pretty bad thats politics thats always going on. Theres only one side. There should be no false equivalency here. That uses the kind of rhetoric that they use. Like, i remember trumps here i dug it up the tough people. I can tell you i have the support of the police, the support of the military. And then he brings up the bikers, the support of the bikers. Right. I think if you have the military and the police, i dont know if were going to need the bikers, but okay i have the tough people, but they dont play it tough until the democrats go to a certain point and then it would be very bad this is the Heritage Foundation president. Thats like the Number One republican, the king of project 2025. Okay. Well thats kind of a bullshit talking point 2025. But we dont have to go there now. But he is the Heritage Foundation is the main conservative Think Tank we are in the process of the second american revolution, which will remain bloodless if the left allows it to be. Do you dont hear that from the other side . This idea of, look, we dont want to have to kill you but if you keep winning and the country keeps going, your way, we will. Would you not agree that that is different . I absolutely agree, and look, ive been an opponent of trump from the from Day One and ive suffered professional consequences for no. I have no i have for that for that opposition. Youre here tonight thats cool. Thats that that is definitely. But look the point is here if we are asking ourselves how we want to best make the case against Donald Trump constantly pressing the button that he is an existential threat to our democracy, when we are here in 2024, having having an election is not going to work. Make the case that he was and would be a terrible president and thats an effective case. Okay heres where i take bretts point that we really all could bring down the rhetoric. Donald trump was the one who, who, who started with the divisive vile language when he went down the escalator in 2015. He has capitalized on it. He ran on it. Hes benefited politically for it. And our country has suffered. But what he did, he saw vulnerabilities and sensitivities that that the american people had. And he saw that they were scared and he told them lies and he freaked them out and he made them panicked and what we need to do or what take a look at those vulnerabilities. Right. Look at the immigration thing. In the last two weeks, all were talking about is Donald Trump with the dogs and the cats in springfield, ohio. And were saying thats absurd and its vile and its idiotic. However there is something to talk about with an issue like immigration with the country changing so rapidly, there are people in the country who are saying the country is moving so fast because of technology, because of demographics, and instead of saying to those people, well, then youre old or stupid or youre xenophobic or youre racist instead, see where they are talk to them, and actually embody Love Thy Neighbor because you know what . In springfield ohio, it has changed dramatically, right . You got a huge influx of haitian migrants legally there for jobs, but you also should give time and space, maybe for an older generation. Thats saying my town is changing. I want to know about this or learn about this instead of just saying, just get with it. The country is moving. So this is such an important this is such a terrific point that stephanie is making. Im sorry. I didnt hear you. Its a terrific point. As you often make terrific Points Um the way in which demagogues succeed historically is not by that they tell lies. Yes, they do tell lies, but they traffic in half truths. And the problem that weve had in responding to trump is that we listen to the lie like people eating cats in springfield, ohio. But we dont listen to the part of the argument that contains an important seed of truth which is that mass illegal migration has had huge and often negative consequences. And trumps opponents have to, like, come to message that are resonating with tens of millions of voters. And democrats will immediately say, but its not illegal. Theyre here legally, but hold on, even if theyre here legally, and even if that is the fabric of the united states since our country was founded, weve struggled with assimilating to immigrants whether it was irish people or italian people and take the opportunity to help educate people rather than just say, get with it or youre out of favor. Yeah. I mean been preaching that for a long time uh and look, i think as i said last week, i think it i think hes toast. I think trumpism will go on after him. They will look for somebody else as long as there is on the left, people racial hysterics and hamas lovers and extreme socialists and gender deniers and people who want to keep the parents in the dark, there will be another trump. But this one i think is done. You can just feel it. I mean, here are some of the things he said this week im the greatest of all time maybe, maybe greater than elvis. Elvis had a guitar. I dont have the privilege of a guitar all, when i think of great guitarists, elvis like, you know its like clapton hendrix, Joe Walsh elvis. It was a prop he never even played it. Uh he also said, i really havent been treated very well, but thats The Story Of My Life yes born into crushing wealth you know inheriting a real Estate Fortune that he squandered. I feel like its just at that point where theyve had enough. And Itll Trust me. The polls will be tied on Election Day but the people will get in the booth, and enough of them will be like yeah, im glad this is private because i dont want people to know im turning my back on him. But i promise you they will. I feel like theres a third of america thats always with the trumps. They used to call them the the birchers and the birthers or the tea party. They go by many different names at the same people and then he moved it to like half the country, and itll move back a little closer to the third and well be okay. Well see. Yeah. 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Gas prices are down crime down. Uh border crossings way down wages are up and the Stock Market is at record high. And the candidate said, i hate Taylor Swift and the republicans are running a Black Nazi in North Carolina. I mean i im not worried. Democrats need to do a better job. They are dead even okay, im telling you, the polls will be i mean, the polls are dead. I promise you they will be. And i promise you its going to come out okay. Why . Why isnt kamala Running Away . Well, heres another reason why i think its going. You can always tell when its going south. When the ship is sinking, its because the person like trump did not at the center of it starts surrounding himself with, i mean, he normally surrounds himself with pretty crazy people, but this Laura Loomer i dont know if you know anything about her, but i mean, this this is yeah. 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Hoping to catch a fight on stage is the only reason anyones going to see these guys needs to explain to wannabe Assassin Ryan Ruth that when youre being arrested, its not the time for a Thirst Trap all right, ive got a Spit Take out of Stephanie Ruhle thats funny. Thank you new rule. Now that the u. S. Attorney handling the case against the guy who wanted to shoot trump is a haitian immigrant this season of the election is awesome Everything Assassination attempts. We even killed off the main character and the animals weve had dogs, cats, Geese Bears tune in next week when trump reveals his dad isnt an orangutan after all its time its tonka from Chimp Crazy new rules scott libido. The Manga Artist who created this painting of Kamala Harris maniacally eating a dead Bald Eagle with a nuclear Mushroom Cloud in the background, has to put down the brush and back away from the easel. Its its time to find some other form of artistic expression. Might i suggest fridgescaping and finally, new rules. Someone has to tell me how americans can keep becoming more alike, but also hate Each Other more than ever. I was made to think of this recently when it came to my attention that Vice President ial candidate j. D. Vance fucks his couch sure you heard it, too. It was everywhere. One guy wrote it on twitter and immediately half the country was all in. Our hate for Each Other. Is so intense. We all just immediately believe anything bad about the other side. I mean, dont get me started on their eating the dogs their eating the dogs. Theyre coming for the pets. Theyre eating the Dogs Vance is kind of a giant asshole still would love to get you on the show, jd doesnt fuck the couch. Its not in his book. As the rumor suggested. What goes on between a Man And Upholstery is none of my business, but in this case, it just didnt happen. But what is in that book is a much more interesting passage where vance recalls how, at age eight, he thought he might be gay. This really resonated with me because when i puberty was still a few years off, so i hated girls. At eight, they had cooties and i only wanted to be with boys well, that does sound gay the eight year old vance goes to his grandmother, who he calls mama and who has 19 fucking guns stashed around the house in case Germans Army comes her if she, a woman born in kentucky in 1933, thinks hes gay. And she says jd, do you want to suck dicks no mama. And she says then youre not gay and even if you did want to suck dicks that would be okay. God would still love you. But Stay Makeup i made that last one up. Get rid of that one im in. But other than that, i feel like this is a teachable moment. Maybe the hicks are not as hickey as they used to be. I know its a cliche that the coastal folks just fly over the flyover states, but they mostly do, so theyre stuck in a Time Warp where i dont know farmers looked like this, but farmers use ipads now. They believe in climate change. They went to college and majored In Ag its a science to grow food could you do it . Are there still prejudiced people in small towns in the former confederacy . Of course some of those places are as bad as boston kansas last year for abortion rights, and they have a Woman Governor whereas california is a state that has never had a Woman Governor america is complicated we talk about red and blue states, but every state is purple 47 of texans voted democrat in 2020. Yeah, because texas is a giant state full of people with different ethnicities, philosophies cultures and forms of Shit Kicking traditions have even crossed over to become quite mainstream. Look on pornhub now everybody is banging their sister yeah cities of the Deep South and theyre not that different. They have starbucks just like up north. Theyve even got that thing where you can tap your Card And Tip 22 for no reason when you hear order ready for American Patriot American Patriot, your decaf Mocha Latte is ready but thats the thing. America is a funny, mixed up place. Now belle fourche, South Dakota has a Biker Bar thats lgbt friendly and nearby Rapid City has a Rooftop Sky Bar that sells 18 cocktails just like the assholes in la do Eureka Springs arkansas is home to a 70 foot tall statue of jesus and is also the place the advocate called the gayest small town in america largest statue in the whole country is in sugarland, texas, and its of a hindu Monkey God yeah, well, A Hundred years ago there was a trial in the south, and it really triggered people back then. But things change. Nobody in sugarland, texas cares now about hindus or Monkey Gods. They dont seem to be scared by Indian Americans either there are too many peoples doctors really caught on. Thats true but an indianamerican is going to be president. And another one might be for the other side someday. And Jd Vance for all his insanity, is married to an indianamerican. And despite what Laura Loomer said about curry mrs. Vance was welcomed warmly at the republican convention and No One but the truly deranged is thinking about curry. Although that may be why the food never caught on im just its not all bullets and mullets out there anymore. Just look at the music maybe thats the best analogy for where we are culturally. I used to hate Country Music for a very good reason. It sucked but it changed because the people making it changed. Its not some picking and a grinning bumpkin in a Rhinestone Leisure Suit vaguely longing for the return of segregation anymore mostly a lot of its good now it sounds like the eagles in 1972. The Number One song on the country chart. This week is by shaboozey. Does he look like an Oak Ridge Boy to You Malone is a Country Star now, and you need a bookmark just to make it through his Face Dogg and Willie Nelson both have the same hobby years grammy awards, Luke Combs performed a duet with Tracy Chapman a queer black woman and No One ran screaming from the building. In fact, they all loved it. The big hat people and the big hair people they dont hate Each Other they like and respect Each Other. They want to work together. We Cant Duplicate this On A Grander scale in america we just resist our worst impulses . And next time were tempted to be hateful and just want the other side to die Stop Stop and think about j. D. Vances cocksucker loving grandma if shes cool with it, maybe were not so different after all. All right, thank you very much. Thats our show at the orpheum in memphis, september 28th. The David Copperfield Theatre at the Mgm Grand in vegas. November 1st and second watch club. Random. My podcast on youtube. Or listen wherever you get your podcasts. I want to thank Bret Stephens Stephanie Ruhle and bjorn lomborg. Now go watch overtime on youtube. Thank you folks
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