richard fowler, dana perino and greg gutfeld. 5:00 in new york city and this is "the five." >> ♪ ♪ >> cpho taking another nosedive in the polls and a lot is getting way too close for comfort with drew barrymore. things are going off the rails at the white house again. joe biden was riding pretty high after being the host -- at the white house correspondents dinner on saturday. with the events committee called him decent and joe got to give the left-wing press their marching orders. listen. >> president biden: i'm sincerely asking you not to take sides but ask you to rise of the -- to the seriousness of the moment. everyone -- has roles to play got a serious role to play in major democracy endorsed, america survives. >> they woke up sunday morning and got smacked with a hard dose of reality from left-wing cnn of all places. thereby new survey shows trump taking his biggest lead he had ever over joe biden. and it also says that most americans find president biden's term to be a total failure. the white house is an income allowed to do some damage control and by about the economy, the veep also doing another round of interviews and getting close on a couch with drew barrymore. kamala harris suggests let people who mark the left are sexist. >> you were asking me earlier about what it means to be, like, the first woman market is funny because people still have to get used to this, right? my staff, for example, sometimes they'll show me little things that just abused me, like, apparently some people love to talk about the way i laugh. >> oh, yes,. >> okay. >> i love your left. >> let me just tell you something, i have my mother laugh and i grew up around a bunch of woman in particular who left from the belly. never going to be -- [laughter] that's just -- and not the person. >> and then things got really weird. >> we all need a mom. been thinking that we really need all need a tremendous hug in the world right now but in our country that we need you to be mama of the country. [cheering] greg, marla. you think that's what [laughter] >> this is the new set for gutfeld. >> there is a creepiest thing i've ever seen and i've seen a lot of creepy things. i'm sure you were going to ask you something? >> i don't know if that will stick. >> i think that sexist, right? -- by the way, it's not about kamala harris' lack of it when it occurs. whenever someone last and an inappropriate moment, like, when nothing that mirrored laughter came before it's a sign of a kind of unscented goofball. it's a sign that -- i mean if she was like lapping at an instagram reel of a friend she in a bikini, i get it but she laughed when people say "how are you? or goodbye. that's not well. i have a coworker wants to give a -- giggled all the time, we stayed away from her. back to the sexist claim, that in itself is sexist because we wouldn't find a man nervously chortling all the time as appealing either. actually we will probably be harsher on him because, you know, we are allowed to be, you know, would get him away from the sharp objects. if anything is because she's a woman woman that she's allowed this lightweight status to giggle all the time that to me is sexist. look at those polls and boastful numbers for joe other debtors and christie norms dog. [laughter] should be worried because he is looking like old dealer and that is -- he was basically telling the press to do his job, not to do there's. in those data points were from cnn and cbs saying that joe is getting crushed, that's okay hostess cupcakes telling your frosting gives you cancer. these are no longer outliers even though they maybe liars but these polls tell you everything about 2024. >> jesse: truck is looking like is america's choice for president which is the reason for the law fair. do you want election interference? it's in your face. biden is a dead dog and tried to look like he's going to win, the only strategy is to remove him through the courtroom are at least bring him as a felon and hope that that makes voters thank twice. they haven't lied about that by the way. they've said it. i don't know -- if you and never from burqa i don't know how you can be okay with this. you can hate strength and all you want but you don't want to fight fare? i mean, you're worse. you should be auctioned -- ashamed of yourself. >> jesse: janine biden is down six and a cnn poll in his begging the press to help him out even more. what more could he possibly do? >> judge jeanine: they can't do anything else for him but you know what i think is so significant about that poll? in the cnn poll, trump is up one point among woman. all right? and for all the talk about him -- about abortion and women's rights and, you know, the lives and you just -- e. jean carroll and stormy daniels, were woman wants trump in 19. to me that was the most significant part of this. and i think i will all smack only increase and, you know, and wanted our guatemala -- kamala in her lap because i think -- it's just ridiculous. i think she's ridiculous. she was a diversity higher and, you know, they say its sexism if you claim, you know, that if you make fun of me because of my lack -- while you were a diversity higher based upon your sex and other things. so let's be straight about that. but more important than that is that the left thought that by locking down donald trump in a courtroom in downtown manhattan that everybody would literally forget about him. but the truth is what he's done both before and after the trial whether or it's in harlem or midtown manhattan or just having a compressor that i think americans are seeing not so much a guy who was being, you know, targeted by the left but a man who can withstand pressure. he knows how to survive he knows how to fight for america no matter what it takes. and that woman and that old guy meaning joe biden, they just can't do anything else to him. and trump is going to win. i think it's that simple. >> jesse: year there, richard. >> listen, i'm not a second or terror card reader's or not -- i do think this, if -- those polls that had heller clinton about six or seven points and she lost so i think it's important to remember polls are snapshots in time and at this moment is probably like -- because if you look at our news coverage over the -- in the week before that we were covering donald trump in the truck trials. no matter what channel you're watching. with that being said i think you've heard a lot of folks over the speaking of this trial is benefiting trump, i think what it is because the media consistently talks about him but where it's hurting him in that he's not able to fund raise, he's unable to on the campaign trail is not able to lay out -- how he wants to fix many of the issues affecting the american people and a recent harvard ioc poll found that the top issues for young voters aged 13 -- housing, healthcare, gun and inflation, for coding issues that we haven't heard a very clear message on what exactly trump want to do to fix it. don't get me wrong i think we've had a shopper message from the current sitting president on what it needs to be but at least yes policy published -- 100 on gun violence. is 101 housing. is what i'm doing on healthcare to ensure that woman have access to a product of health said i was at the dinner last night and one of the jokes talk about kamala harris i was actually very funny or saturday -- at least the current president has the endorsement of his vice president,.com has -- >> jesse: that was one of the better lines. dana 1 of the better liens. >> dana: now i think it's other people's turn go to the dinner. i heard it wasn't great -- great to see everybody but the comedian wasn't very funny and that's usually how it is. it's frustrating to me because it's supposed to focus on these young people who are getting scholarships and nobody ever listens to that part of the program and it drives me crazy. they said we have to figure out a way to get kamala harris out there to help us with economic numbers jericho they came up with the economic opportunity tour. she is doing interviews with drew barrymore. does that help them with the women's vote? women are going to the grocery store every day, they are trying to figure out how to make ends meet. there are more women now making more than men in their households. women are very well aware of how bad their economy is. this is what joe biden is doing during small business week. they are banning noncompetes, expanding overtime rules for the labor department, wanting to ration electricity, ending the trump tax cuts, that's what they came out with and they also want to do more on student loans. in that cnn the pole, he was upside down on student loans as well. i don't think she's going to win a lot of hearts and minds. it's fine to go on drew barrymore's show, it's great to do howard stern but they have to figure out a way to be a little more risk-taking in order to get some gains here. all of those things i mentioned are not going to improve the economy by next november in fact they will probably make it wo worse. >> jesse: she should go on got failed to. >> greg: its married women who are going more for trump. joe biden still gets the single women. you can read into that. >> jesse: up next, pro-hamas rats defying a deadline to decamp and demanding amnesty for setting up their terror tents. we believe that the best products are made in america and come fresh from the family farm. and produced under the most sustainable farming techniques. from our sheets to our blankets and quilts this is a product that can be passed on. it could be a family heirloom. go to red land cotton dot com and receive 20% off your order with code fox 20. ah, these bills are crazy. she has no idea she's sitting on a goldmine. well she doesn't know that if she owns a life insurance policy of $100,000 or more she can sell all or part of it to coventry for cash. even a term policy. even a term policy? even a term policy! find out if you're sitting on a goldmine. call coventry direct today at the number on your screen, or visit coventrydirect.com. ♪ ♪ >> all our schools are painted red. over 30,000 dead. >> your supporting! >> jeanine: america's colleges bracing for a new week of pro-hamas anarchy as the terror sympathizing students demand amnesty for their jew hating antics, columbia says they are now suspending students as the campers openly defied the deadline to clear out their tents or face suspension. instead they circled the campus chanting their usual anti-semitic slogans. >> just because we are not getting the police to arrest us doesn't mean that our demands are met. that's why we feel the need to continue to protest and this camp symbolizes the start of the student encampments around the united states and in the wider world. we feel the need to protect this encampment. >> what's your name? >> sorry, i can't say. >> jeanine: of course. texas to the opposite approach, police dragging out pro-hamas agitators one by one and breaking up the protests at the university of texas in austin. cops flooding the zone tearing down barriers and arresting protesters. now the brats and their teachers are calling on their schools to grant them amnesty. i'll start with you, jessie. it's interesting, apparently columbia university made several offers and they said they would give more scholarships to the pro-gossett crowd and they would review the program. why's it so difficult for them to take action in columbia when all across the country hundreds of kids are getting arrested. >> jesse: no one takes action, look at law enforcement, look at all the colleges, look at the country. everybody sets deadlines and they say there's going to be a consequence in the no one ever enforces anything. you don't have a law because you don't enforce the law that means a lot doesn't exist. i tell jesse, jr., paul patrol goes off at 10:00, if he's still watching pop a troll we don't negotiate, paul patrol goes off. if he says ten more minutes and all of a sudden it's 11:30, hour and a half extra? he runs me. jesse jr. does not run me, i run jesse jr. hunter biden was never told him no, he was never given any consequence and look at and he's like 54 and he's an absolute mess. same thing with the students. i spoke to my parents what they did during the vietnam era, during the civil rights era, they invited guest speakers. they had candlelit marches, they had sit ins, they had vigils. >> greg: commie. >> jesse: they went to the trustees of the university and said you need to uphold their mission. they didn't have a caliphate in the quad to intimidate jewish students who are religious minority from going to class. there is no outside agitators outside the camp as creating an unsafe environment. insanity what's going on, three hours past the deadline? >> in light of that, 2:00 they were supposed to disperse and tear down the tents and the president says at 6:00 i'm going to give a press conference, they aren't doing anything. why is the president of columbia so reluctant to? she has to invite the police on campus because i have campus police. nypd can't go on campus without an invite. >> greg: they are in a way absentee parents. i watch this stuff and i wonder who is taking this seriously besides the protesters? most people look at this and people aren't even caring about this. to me it is like a tantrum throwing child at a supermarket and the parent is not disciplining the brat. meanwhile, the supermarket staff is encouraging and amplifying the tantrum two it's almost like they are rewarding bad behavior rather than good to. gerald pozner is a great writer. influence of a radicalized faculty sets the framework by which students feel not only empowered but sanctioned by those in authority which is why you think we should celebrate this monster turning on its creator. it's idiot on idiot action when these kids are coming out against at the school, let everyone see this and the parents then decide to better schools, better discipline, better control because this is garbage, you are paying 90 grand for this? you're a sucker. >> jeanine: you reacted with a woman in the cuff io one to give her name i wonder how many are students and if they are so pro-hamas and palestine they say it proudly. it >> dana: they have been making demands for amnesty so their arrests aren't put on permanent records. they are worried about their futures and their jobs and i think one of the reasons you go to college is so you can continue to mature and be prepared for those first jobs. now they hear from so many employers saying i would never hire them. even if it's not on their permanent record it's on your instagram. they will know. one of the things i find terrifying in a way is in the last few weeks, there's been a 10% decline in the in the number of people who believe that hamas is responsible for october 7th. where the stuff coming it's coming specifically from democrats in particular, there is that issue. also for these students when you start defacing the founding fathers, tearing down american flags, occupying the quad, you won't move forward, it makes all of your arguments fall apart and we are in the middle of joe biden asking all of us taxpayers to pay for the student loans, you've got to be kidding me. i mentioned in the a block, there is no way people are going to go for that. the last thing i would say is what they say they want now is divestments from anything that supports israel. it's impossible, it's not going to happen, do you really think that's where the demands stop? have they ever demanded that hamas release the hostages? covering their face, in one of the mask, and you should really release the hostages, they don't do that to. >> jeanine: they don't seem to care, the protesters are now suing columbia university saying they don't feel safe on campus and she might call the police at any minute. >> richard: that's unfortunate, i do think this. there's a bright line between protesting and demanding disinvestment whether it's going to happen or not or pushing a cease-fire, that's a first amendment. there's a bright line between that and being anti-semitic in islamophobic, that's hate speech not protected by the u.s. constitution. jesse pointed did this, protested is american as american pie whether it's the vietnam war on college campuses or protesting the apartheid government in south africa with a called universities to divest on the government to their. the global movement against after the murder of george floyd, it spans party, it spans presidencies, it spends congress, you oftentimes see student protest. my problem with this particular protest is how the media is playing it out whether it's at columbia or g.w. or ut austin with about 60 students there, these campuses are huge and there are thousands of students who are taking their finals and when you zero in on just a couple of students and you don't zoom out to the rest of the campus who are doing something else you make it seem as though the entirety of the campus has this particular viewpoint whether they do or they don't they aren't disrupting the school and the the recent -- >> jesse: they are disrupting. it's a minority that is disrupting. 's before they are all paying for it, if you can have graduation, they are all having to pay for it to. >> richard: my point is the media is focusing on the small minority they are doing at the service periods before the media is focusing on the administrations were totally spineless. i don't know if an academic should be a leader of the university if you can't negotiate for six days with students -- they can't watch paw patrol for days. >> jesse: it has to go off at ten. speak of the analogy of the tantrum in the supermarket, we have to admit these kids are stupid. we talked about the history of protests and all that stuff. from far away we make them sound heroic but when you see it up front you go my god, these are. the dumbest people on the planet. you can't virtue signaled by saying you go to columbia or harvard, it just shows you're an idiot to. >> jeanine: the sad part about it, if the numbers are changing their having an impact two >> richard: what's actually happening on the ground in the israel-gaza conflict is there's a cease-fire on the table likely to happen a nobody in the media's covering it, instead we are covering students. 's before the international criminal court wants arrest israelis. >> jeanine: a new york d.a. demanding some vip treatment after getting pulled over. >> no application fee if you apply by may 31st at university of maryland global campus, an accredited university that's transformed adult lives for 75 years. you're not waiting to win, you're ready to succeed again at umgc.edu. frustrated by skin tags? dr. scholl's has the breakthrough you've been waiting for. now there's an easier-to-use at home skin tag remover, clinically proven to remove skin tags safely in as little as one treatment. >> dana: instead of complying with the cop who drove to her home, the police officers by the camera this interaction. >> come outside, you can't just go inside this is a traffic stop. here is your phone back. >> i understand the law better than you. >> what is the reason you are so against what i'm doing, you say you're a d.a.? >> i am the d.a. let me get you my badge. >> i don't understand the hostility towards me i'm doing my job. how might being a [bleep]? >> i am the d.a. -- >> i understand that that doesn't give you the right to go 55 in a 35. >> on the one who prosecutes it, go ahead and do it, go ahead to. i really don't care. >> dana: she is now apologizing. >> what i did was wrong, no excuses, i take full responsibility for my actions. i fell short of the values i have held for my entire 33 year career. i didn't treat this officer with the respect he deserved. i had just come from work, i was dealing with three homicides that occurred over the weekend. i watched a video where an innocent cabdriver was executed to. i was still reeling from a frightening medical concern that my husband received that afternoon. we all have bad days and stress and it was wrong for me to take it out on an officer simply doing his job. >> she's facing the state inquiry into her behavior, new york governor hochul referring the d.a. to a commission that investigates prosecutor's conduct, i've waited all day to find out what the judge thinks of this. >> the sad part about this is if she was a good d.a., she blew it to. i understand she was the d.a. in monroe county in new york i had a very similar job. she put herself and the whole career in the hands of a democratic governor whose political who can move her from office once letitia james gets her hands on her you can laugh all you want but that's going to be the end results. the first thing she did what she lied she told the cops she didn't know he was pulling her over he said what do you mean i was right behind you with my lights and sirens, she said there were other cars around but later in the same interview she says he was right behind me he was trying to pull me over. she also says i am of the d.a. and she calls the chief of police, how dare you, that is the dumbest thing you can do. by calling the chief of police you probably invited a grand jury investigation into everything you've ever done and you deserve it. you berated a cop and d.a.'s and cops work together every day to pursue the mission of law enforcement. that's disgusting of itself. she's so egocentric, just tell them it's me, i'm the d.a. -- nobody cares. your apology is ridiculous, you never say i violated the law, you never say i want 20 miles per hour above the speed limit and i looked at it, the cop chased her for a half mile, she's in a residential zone. he could've arrested her and threw her on the hood of the car, put her on cuffs and taken her in but she's acting i'm too important for this. you know what? if the homicides bother you, get another job, be a social worker. you either can deal with it or you can't and i am disgusted with her because she ruined her career and there was no reason to do it. >> dana: she made a mistake in her apology come you never say i apologize but here's all the things of why should be absolved. >> greg: never say do you know who i am? luckily for me i never have to say that. usually when i'm pulled over they immediately recognized me and they go oh, my god, mr. got felled, i'm so sorry, then i take the pictures and everything works out. this sort of thing crosses all party lines. maybe you didn't catch her on a bad day but also probably if she knew she was being filmed, she would have acted differently, that's how she was acting when she didn't think she was being filmed to. she had those crazy eyes, i'm just imagining her being somebody who sits in front of me at a concert wearing a giant hat or somebody who's on the phone all the way to when the plane is taking off and won't get off the phone, just have the sense of i have different rules for myself than the rules you have. >> dana: i have a one strike rule for people who are rude to waiters and the police and she is out. >> jesse: so death penalty, i agree. i got pulled over last week and i knew immediately he got me speeding. i pull over, he comes up and the first thing i say is i'm so sorry officer. he goes do you know how fast you were going i go 47, he goes 50. the speed limit is 25. he goes license and registration so i go -- i almost did that but i reach into the glove and i get the license and registration but i haven't in a while it that keeps the pba cards in there so you have to give him the pba cards in the same container as the license and registration. he goes can you take the license and registration out of there please? he looks at the pba and he says were did you get this from? it had a name on the back and i go let me see and then i was like it's security for me and he goes where does he work. and i go i don't know. do you have any points on your license? and i go i hope not. he goes to run my stuff, he comes back and goes watters! >> jeanine: that he give you the tickets? >> jesse: no. >> dana: i'm not sure this was the best story to tell. >> richard: the reason why i laugh i don't think it matters what party she belongs to. if it was a republican governor of the republican attorney general they should've also thrown the book at her at the end of the day it's a lot of reasons why the people out there watching this program have a problem with the justice system because folks like her -- do you know who i am? i'm above the law and that's part of the problem when there's whole swaths of the country when they get bowled over by the police they were having a completely different experience. she drives all the way home and saunters into her garage and says let me call the police chief a lot of people don't have time to do all that when they get pulled over by the police. she should have gotten the whole book thrown at her and i think her apology means nothing. >> greg: , asked the judge a quick question? let's say you're getting pulled over but you are close to home. how far can you drive to get home? >> jeanine: it was a half a mile, that was far too much. if she in any way indicated she knew he was trying to pull over, putting her blinker on, going to the right of slowing down -- she didn't do that. she's like i'm a big shot to. you knew it was me i was in a black suv. >> jesse: speeding d.a.s, the worst. >> jerry seinfeld glowing nuclear on the extreme left i'm i'm quoting him. ♪ ♪ and save hundreds on car insurance with liberty mutual. we got a bit of a situation. 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"saturday night live" did for three years i thought it was hysterical. we need to laugh. >> richard: i would make a joke about a color but i happen to like it. coming up, south dakota governor kristi noem responded to critics after she revealed she once killed her dog. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: south dakota governor kristi noem after a feeling in her upcoming memoir that she once killed a dog. her 14-month-old pup named cricket, on trainable and less than worthless as a hunting dog after it attacked a local families chickens. eventually taking the pooch to a gravel pit where she shot and killed it. you grew up on a farm, the defense is this happens all the time on farms, on farms do you go around killing innocent puppies? >> dana: no, but i do know there are some ranchers and farmers they have to make tough decisions sometimes like if a horse breaks its leg you've got to put it down. in this situation if a dog bites somebody you've got to make a tough decision. if the chickens are getting harassed on the neighbor's maybe you have to make a decision. i think when you do that it's often more in sadness than in anger and in the way it's written in the book it doesn't sound like she basically hated the dog so it cost her more problems. everybody gets a choice of what to putn eir booknd this was a story she put out there. initially her team said this is proof they are out to get kristi noem and then when it evolved it was like let me further explain, this is what happens in ranch life. just a judgment on the p.r. side of things could make you wonder. i don't know, when you read the book through and it doesn't raise a red flag you might need a different editor. >> greg: i think there's a story behind the story, the story about killing the puppy was already out there, she wanted a signal ahead of time to try to control it's because she knew it could ruin her chances. >> what's interesting, she said she shot cricket after the book was published, she shot the puppy 20 years ago. i think the whole thing reeks of desperation i think you have a woman who desperately wants to be vice president and ultimately president, she says i can be tough like a man. how can it be tough like a man? i can kill a puppy. dana reference to this, she said this puppy ruined the hunt by chasing pheasants and having the time of her life. i have four rescues and i have a puppy, i got to tell you, what she's done is she's sabotaged herself, whether or not it was to buttress what was coming down the road but she also managed to unite the right and the left. america, if nothing else, we are dog lovers. don't tell me you shot a pup because it wasn't used to hunting. may be or not a good teacher, maybe there's a problem. this whole thing with the chickens, the chickens -- was the dog on their property? should she have had the dog on a leash? i could go on and on because i love dogs. >> greg: the only thing i could say in her defense at least she didn't eat the dog. >> jesse: she shot the dog, obama ate it, what's worse? >> greg: shooting the dog was pretty bad. >> richard: you know it's true. >> greg: the dog was having the time of his life which is an actual accurate statement. it was the last time he had. [laughter] >> richard: i have a cat and we are debating whether or not -- ethically unifies her, she's sick. the debate around ethical euthanasia is taking us weeks. i don't know how she didjesse hs wrong, there's a lot of cat lovers. >> dana: good luck with that. >> greg: are you going to skate out of this? i think you should. i don't think people will be fetching her book anytime soon. one more thing is up next. ♪ ♪ et a quote at progresivecommercial.com. life, diabetes, there's no slowing down. each day is a unique blend of people to see and things to do. that's why you choose glucerna to help manage blood sugar response. uniquely designed with carbsteady. glucerna. bring on the day. it's time to feed the dogs real food, not highly processed pellets. the farmer's dog is fresh food made with whole meat and veggies. it's not dry food. it's not wet food. it's just real food. it's an idea whose time has come. ♪ >> jesse: it's time now for "one more thing." greg? >> greg: tonight a great monday show for you julie banderas? winston marshall: kat timpf. >> jesse: winston march sal less. you spelled the name wrong. >> greg: it's marshall. is tyrus on tonight? he is on tonight. >> judge jeanine: not in the office. whoever sent you this is fired. >> dana: good thing you are not cricket. [laughter] over the weekend. i ran into this kid he is 11 years old. listen to him. >> dana: his name is sasha. he was in the airport after just winning first place in the music international began prix in new york city. and he was awarded audience favorite out of 600 competitors. give him a like. give him a follow. you can find him there at sasha and music gentleman jake. i will tweet it so you have more. perrine that on politics. >> jesse: record setting turnout vero beach book signing insane. 11 hours. an 11-hour book signing. >> dana: no way. >> jesse: thousands and thousands of people. skipped lunch. took pictures with everybody. i swear to god. i went to the bathroom twice. was amazing. tonight we have johnny on the beach doing a quiz in palm. richard, judge, i'm very, very sorry. we do have to go. >> richard: it's okay. >> jesse: have a good one. >> bret: good thing you are not cricket. thanks, jesse. good evening, welcome to washington. i'm bret baier. breaking tonight, serious story.