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which means he'll finally get his wish of being publicly tradedbein. admirable. all right, let's do a monologue. are we coming at the seams because of democrat regimes? >>of d when important stuff gets neglected, it falls apart as expectegetsd, escapingty the failed city of baltimore got a little harder this weekigr after a freighter plowed into the francis scott key bridge. - and as far as metaphors go, that's more on the nose than the powder on hunter biden'snter schnoz. >> we're still piecing togethe r what happened, but already activists sprung into action. a writerghat happ, the root.coma once it's rebuilt, the bridge should be renameys oncd after a prominent african american instead of the white guy who wrotinent afrie star spanglr but once owned. >> well, they could replace himh with p diddy. >> he also wrote songs and he also owned. that's the good, huh? and so with president biden pledging taxpayer money to rebuild with it, everyone we on the hook for the privilege of a racing francis scott key. and with that kind of focus on useless work virtue signaling, it's no o surprise. ng things are falling apart right in front of us. every thing is broke, since american football game. they'll take your money to break and still call you a♪ m racist, which structures them. brandon, don't expect no help. brad. he is calling for media reporting. nice. drew, lately feels like everything's coming apart at the seams. >> and not juss comit you're joy baker's moomoo. >> not even seems to a momo. >> but think about it. citiest bu, borders, planes, trains, automobiles, bridges, ships. the justice system, the economy, biology, g education, housing. >> our aging politicians. meanwhilliticiane we used to has trains that stay on track, doors that stayed ond on planese crooks who stay in jail. squatters who stay out of home s prefer to stay out of schools. lawmakers who didn't inject embryonikers wc fluid to get thh the day. >> but that's what whenge foc the people in charge focus on identity politics, foreign warsustity, social media and won with . thanks for coming on. yes, granted, that's a technical phrase. >> granted, some of the stuff on this list obviously isn't all on stuff, but it feels like is what happens with chronic neglec t. and we saw that phenomenon this week with the literal collapse of the bridge. it weeiteral the first time thap crashed into somethingbe te belgiumlgiu it collided witha container terminal. >> luckilyrm nobody was injured or killed that time. this time, not so luck timy. and things are more likely to go wrong when all the other systems are failino g and they'e failing because of neglect as all our attention is paid caus to other things. the >> the only thing that seems to be working just fine is our smartphones. >> isn't it hilarious that the thingshilari that are bad forr l our children are also made aln? lifee circle of life people? >> but when activists in the media who enable them jump to talking about renaming the bridge, it's just another sign of how unseriouing abous ws a society. the shortest distance betweenn two points is a fatal accident and an accusation of racism. r e >> but don't worry, mayor pete's on the case. he hasn't blame this on racismge yet. but give him time. h im timif the highway was built r the purpose of dividing whitefo in the black neighborhood, or if an underpass was constructeda such that a bus carrying mostly black and kurdish region kids to beach would have been in new york was was designed to look for it to pass by.ss but that obviously reflects racism that wentt into thosegno design choices. >> fine, fine. okay. okayic but people like pete cano focus on the past because. ther they're far removed from the real present world. meanwhile, the rest of us have to live in the system. he neglects a theory by a scientisneglectst. >> john ioannidis sheds light on why stuff like this keeps happening. he compares this to an army of ants caught in an anthill where whole societies are trapped in a death spiral, a vicioue whs cycleviciou of self-reinforcing, dysfunctional behavior. s michae selmarked by continuoud decision making. single minded focus on one set of solutions denial, distress, micromanagement. >> dogmatic and learned helplessness. >> that's a lot of big words, but they render a very simple explanation. we toonationk our eye off the b. our ancestors built an amazing system based on reciprocity,wher where we could overcome our differences if we focusee wd a mutually beneficial collaboration. some call it capitalism. >> many call it imperfect. but despite its flaws, it remains the greatest system this world has seen, mainly because it got rid of conflicts over , lineage in favorr of of trade, commerce. we built citie tras and bridges pretty fast. some people, they got more than others. but if everyone was equal, which is an impossibility, there would be no incentivt ifwa collaborate at all. we'd expect to get paid forte doing nothin getg, which is how a lot of our systems appear today. the goal, of course, was equal opportunity and we're trying hard to get thergoal oe. abou but this success may be offspring of our ancestors, bored and complacent and armedd with bad ideas churned out by misery, conveyor beltwith tsn as college. they decided that what's far more important than improving things that work was the trendy that would tear them improe apart. identity politics wokeism the eternal stain of oppressiotn . it's fun to be outraged, and it's easy when you don't have to get your handsd n yo. n but when you don't deal with concrete problems,don't you coe problems. and the foundation starts to crumble. focus only on the window dressing and not the smashed windows. window dinwhat do you expect? 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"new york times" best selling author, comedian and former nwa world champion tarik author for welcome to the show. it's a pleasure having you. congratulation'ss on your new podcast network. i'm sure it will be wonderful. k am i crazy to think the world is falling apart? >>d should we blam wor ie biden? if you're crazy, then i'm crazy too. okayy then. and my, my, my. right. yes. yeah. i mean, listen, i don't want listen to be right on this, but it's just called reality at this point. and maybe it's an age thingi ha as well. >> i've been around too long and to see how it used to be. too your day. yeah, i have a i have two kids in college right now. my daughter called me. she's like momcalled, hold on ts this might be the end. me when you look at all of the things are happening and kinde h of the why behind them. and to me, it's not just a coincidence. there's like, darkness. e theryeah. tuff. >> evil. we're involved in a lot of this. yeah. >> but that, >> gre like i but that's what it was do effect. i actually built a panic a room inside my panic roomro and insie that one, oatmeal. >> i h >> i know. i don't know why you panic the other way. i guess i hear. kurt, do you feel as crazy? i don't know. i don't know. just uneasy about the future.>>j okay, just to give you context, i just did rogan and theusn jond . >> and then this. yeah the . yo oh, you don't tell bill more of that stuff there because he is not aware. >> have you seen his new rules e ? yeah, everything's fine. what are you talking about? whae yofive people were. yeah. no, he hasn't heard the news. yes. >> don't tell him. you know. t. you don't know. no, i'm bigger than he is. i can take. trump hhe's got trump hands.e he's a little i. it's some kind of psychology. you don't like him because? doee >> they have the same answer. i think i can take him. we're both about the same size. well, obviousl>> gre cey but al have you. e. he was interviewing robert de niro. yeah. i can't even believe>> he was ib de because, bill, you going to ask de niro, a gu goiy being who sounds like the guy from being there. yes. if instead of talking about the garden t, he didn't try to talk about politics. yeah, that was you guys didn't see being that all, did you? peter sellers. they weren't. yeah. >> so i mean, that movie does>> not sell these high heads and thought maybe they kne thesw peter was already attacking the audience. it was because the ball jokes, wasn't it. >> it was. i been mad about the whole time. ye ts s. >> are you what i call i a millionaire? like you're privileged. i'm. clioi'm doing all right at a hr rate than i'm doing. all right. look at this stuff. it's great d , but this is real. unlike jesse. all right, cat. cat. you think it's the priorities d that are leading us into this dark place? >> welpll, congrats on your hair or whatever, but thank you. i also something the scientist brought up was he placed it brs respoactions in term of policy in response to a crisis, which that was the whole covid thinnssisg. i actually had a lot of the p centralization of poweower ar ai me is something i seem to think about more than a lot of other abouo, which is we focus soe much on which specific power people are going to be in powero and in my view, not enough th how much power that those people have, because i think you people we wouldn't i wouldn't have wouldn't matterw as much who was in power if they didn't have shon o much of. it's so centralized. there's a basically a handful basiof people are making even, you know, so many decisions forn all of us. and it was not supposed to be like that and it shouldn't be liked te that. wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. okay but what if we gave res all the rest of our money to ukraine to pa oury 800?hink that slot machine will pay out for? 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yoe was doing her best. i think she had to wait fore ha this to become viral news fore i her to have any idea what was going on in that situation f? >> i don't know. i think i still don't fully understand it. like, she was like, oh, listen, i, i, i could i was before scared about removing a tampond when i was like 12 or 13. >> and my hands like how i never did. i think i'm goink g to call the police. she was afraid would be ajust little child. >> i was like, it's just. it's just. it's just you and you. and here, baby, we got to figure this out thi. it i knew that was on me and i did it. yeah, i had a monster.you know lady gaga. the more, you know. the more you keep, keep, keep. i encourage you to go. >> yeah. these are good. correct? yeah. all right. she thought that she. she was afraid that youk wouldn't get back to her seat. >> was that the whole reasonhere why she called the police before her friend? because they were afraid that if she went to change pd no tampon, she would get .to >> i didn't even pick. first of all, i even picked up the the part. i thought the girl who needed the operation. needed t. so i didn't realize a friendre was callinalize g her. was >> yeah. now, look, it wasn't closure. one time when i was, like, 35,il i called my mom. i live in washington heightsle e because i drank a five. our energy, extra strength and smoked weey exd. tha okay, but that's not. i get that.ds >> okay. but i understand these are college kids. there wasn't a guy does like with someone screaming about this on the phone. she needscreamint thiss a charge to some guy who goes, i'm a doctor. you know, this was ten years ago. >> they made a whole college romp about that exact exactl cay tie rates. huh? 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this you're both wrong, orf all of you are wrong. first of all, planterssolomon ,, are going to be toilets. hmm. it's a hostel at all. you probably should have put t,. them a long time ago.l that's right. it probably is going to help grow. whatever, because there's goinpb sogrs to be human sized logs in those planters. >> oscar was the best thinged t about the home that it. >> you know what? it's not fair. tires. wie city i will find a comp. a business for doing what? ite job that the itself won't do. >> here's the thing. self wonthey're giving you 30 ds to correct it. mm-hmm. okay. that's plenty of time to move to beautiful wisconsin. that's true.is tim texas is lovely this time of year. like, if they're literally telling you because. >> yeah, the front of yourn yo house or in front of your storer and sleeping is. terrible. but so is robbing and attacking the women when they comeo is. yes. going after the children. i think that's kind of little more o r it's just the fact are that they do it because they're sleeping in front of buildings. g front they well, they're happy s they are, which gives them an excuse not to maken changes because they're they have a right to sleep in front of youts store that you have to payd taxes on and no one will come to you. and if you den l commeny service, then, whoa, you're one. and you're either of some formo of or whatever it is. so i think if the ifk that that happens to you, you got 30 days to move and there's a ton of states that's why pla it's cool that would welcome you and allow you to put planters and protectsom the front of your store. >> yeah, but they, they masky mt their purple. only if you play sports or work in a coal mine. >> yes. say, sage, is this just could be fine. this is actually a humane waytoe to keep the homeless people. what would i. they're not using, like, a power hose, you know? yeah.ould, well, you could just build some. you can say that. i can't. i wish i was there every year for, like>> i, or six years for a couple. almost probably, like, a total of a month everyt tota. rior >> because when the golden state warriors were in the finals every year, the changn everye that city has gone through in just a couple of years is actually heartbreaking ju couplo wasrancisc i incredible. i do find it interesting, though, remember, like d a montm to change? it took them a week to clean up that city when the presidentontm of china was coming in. >> right. that happened, but really bad. yeah. at happeasand over the weekend . but i hear these business owners, i mean, honestly, my heart breaks for them because they're just because they live in san francisco doesn't mean they're a crazy person. right. lived i mean, kind of if you want to pay those taxen kina and live in that environment and be rich, you're very, very rich. >> but yesi 're very. but because you're rich, right? 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