That was really good. Oh, yeah. All right. Its friday, so you knowat what that means. Lets welcome tonights guest. Letshes the only one on the l who still looks like his yearbook picture. D oh, said the guy. Benson show guy benson. If only his jokes were as sharp as his razors. Werenvin and founder of wester razor company, david angelo. Lo shes like a pothole. When shes on the street. People are always trying to avoid her. New york times best sellins to and fox news contributor, him. And finally he trims his beard with a grazing flock of sheep. New york times best selling fothor, comedian and former nwa world champion. All rightr bar. All right. Before we get to some newdo thi stories, lets do this. Gregs leftovers. We had its leftovers where i read the jokes. We didnt use this week. E and as always, its my firsts we time reading them, so theyeken o force joe mackey to eate a bucket of mayonnaise with his toeso pu. All right, so during the state of the union thursdayp night, President
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For New York City tonight. Ck were declining nation. We have tremendous inflation. The inflatiotlsn is coming back. Levels that nobody thought they really would itsd. And its already at records. So inflation is backand a lo ant of bad things are happening in our country. But thats the leastuve gotusse got russia could end up and you worla end up in world war between russia, ukraine and all of the chaos. We have athat president that doesnt know where he is. He cant speakwhole. They h the whole world is collapsing. The world is on fire. They have no respect for our country anymore. Hes not the only one who thinks that. A new Wall Street Journal stat of Swing State Voters abl show that they overwhelmingly feel that trump is the one whoe is best able to handle issues like the economy and the border crisis. And an ap poll out today reveals when it comes to the cost of living, 58 thinkde that biden hurt them. and that includes 34 of democrats and 57 , what of independents. So whatss guy to d
For New York City tonight. Ck were declining nation. We have tremendous inflation. The inflatiotlsn is coming back. Levels that nobody thought they really would itsd. And its already at records. So inflation is backand a lo ant of bad things are happening in our country. But thats the leastuve gotusse got russia could end up and you worla end up in world war between russia, ukraine and all of the chaos. We have athat president that doesnt know where he is. He cant speakwhole. They h the whole world is collapsing. The world is on fire. They have no respect for our country anymore. Hes not the only one who thinks that. A new Wall Street Journal stat of Swing State Voters abl show that they overwhelmingly feel that trump is the one whoe is best able to handle issues like the economy and the border crisis. And an ap poll out today reveals when it comes to the cost of living, 58 thinkde that biden hurt them. and that includes 34 of democrats and 57 , what of independents. So whatss guy to d
For New York City tonight. Ck were declining nation. We have tremendous inflation. The inflatiotlsn is coming back. Levels that nobody thought they really would itsd. And its already at records. So inflation is backand a lo ant of bad things are happening in our country. But thats the leastuve gotusse got russia could end up and you worla end up in world war between russia, ukraine and all of the chaos. We have athat president that doesnt know where he is. He cant speakwhole. They h the whole world is collapsing. The world is on fire. They have no respect for our country anymore. Hes not the only one who thinks that. A new Wall Street Journal stat of Swing State Voters abl show that they overwhelmingly feel that trump is the one whoe is best able to handle issues like the economy and the border crisis. And an ap poll out today reveals when it comes to the cost of living, 58 thinkde that biden hurt them. and that includes 34 of democrats and 57 , what of independents. So whatss guy to d