♪ ♪ >> greg: all right! thank you! thank you, thank you. thank you, sir. so happy, february 29th. it's a date that only happens once every four years. he reminds me to change my sheets [laughter] it's often said that life is like a crap sandwich. the more bread you have, the less crap you've got to eat. but in gavin gavin newsom california, they mean it literally. they mandated a higher minimum wage for fast food restaurants, raising it from $16 to $20 an hour. but it offers an odd exemption for chains that bake bread and sell it as a stand-alone item. why? what difference does that make? why shouldn't a restaurant/bakery be subject to the same laws as everybody else? is the baker's union that powerful? if you cross them, lee lined up with the pillsbury dough boy's head in your bed? no one will say. but according to a new "bloomberg news" report, newsome pushed for the bread exemption to help a long time campaign donor, billionaire greg flynn, who happens to own a bunch of panera breads. i know! you know panera. it's a sort of place you go to any other option is a vending machine. one that only sells banana chips. no one seems to be there by choice, and know when they are looks very happy. it's as if the dmv had a cafeteria. and what's up with those massive bread bowls? i think that is where dana perino goes hot tubbing. [laughter] the new law is called the fast food accountability and standards act, or f.a.s.t., happily named because it will cause more businesses to flee the state faster than a taco bell chapula soaring out of your resentful butthole. got a use that word once a year. >> tyrus: set the tone. >> greg: thank you. it's the scientific term. apparently they bake bread exemption has puzzled observers for months, but newsom told reporters it's just part of the sausage-making of politics. so what does that mean, sausage-making? we know it has nothing to do with gavin cooking. he prefers dining out, especially when everyone else is locked down under threat of arrest. the phrase refers to the unpleasant way in which a process is carried out behind the scenes. when someone says "you don't want to know how the sausage is made," is usually referring to something gross, like actually making sausage, or using the skin for jerry nadler's tummy tuck to make a parachute. [laughter] >> tyrus: ugh. >> greg: but it's also how politics is done. gavin spoke the truth. when he makes sausage, he means making rules for the donor pals so they are exempt from the rules he enforces for others. it's the reason they get into politics and why billionaires remain friends with people like gavin, so they are immune from the political punishment they actually support. it is funny how democrats hate billionaires except when they don't. flynn says the law would kill the franchising business in california, but since he played no role in creating the exemption -- according to bloomberg, flynn quietly lobbied in newsom's aid to reconsider whether panera should be considered fast food. so now, out of all the fast food tycoons in the state, he doesn't need to worry about it. it is nice to have friends in high places like gavin newsom, who is really just a wannabe jesse watters. but with real hair. meanwhile, almost every other fast food place will suffer. mcdonald's can't just start browning loads of dough to get an exemption. they could lose $300,000 per location per year. the only thing getting baked will be the owners when they see their profits. meanwhile, chipotle is planning to raise prices, too. it's getting more and more expensive just to have diarrhea. [laughter] it's how i keep slim. but they all need to raise prices, because that's how it works. when you make it more expensive for a business to operate, the business passes that extra expense on to the consumer, or else they go out of business. which ultimately doesn't matter, because the elites are safe. remember, laws are for the little people. if you don't like it, get richer friends, so they can pass stupid laws to break your business while giving their bigshot friends all the breaks. but this also shows you how minimum wage hikes are harder to sustain then an erection while watching "the view." >> tyrus: that is true. it can't be done. [applause] >> greg: thank you. you are a sophisticated crowd. [laughter] >> kat: [laughs] >> greg: but they are such bad ideas, even billionaires have to call in favors to get around them. meanwhile, consumers end up with higher prices, workers lose job, and elites argue over the meaning of baked goods. very anti-when it famously said "let them eat cake," but unlike her, gavin's head won't fit in a guillotine. again, these are the same jackasses who let shoplifting run rampant and blamed the businesses for fleeing. they are already fleeing in this new law won't help. meanwhile, newsom lurks outside the white house like a greedy relatives in the parking lot of a hospice. [laughter] maybe he is the perfect replacement for joe. just like him, the corruption is baked right in. [applause] let's welcome tonight's guests! tickets to see him can be written off as a charitable donation. writer and comedian, joe devito! [applause] she has done so many locker room interviews, her microphone has jock itch. former sideline reporter michele tafoya! [applause] she was the inspiration for car alarms. "new york times" best-selling author and fox news contributor fox news contributor, kat timpf! [applause] and for him there is no deep end of the pool. "new york times" best selling author, comedian, and former n.w.a. world champion, tyrus! [applause] joe, you seem like the type that kind of hangs out at panera. i don't know why. maybe it's the desperation on your face. do you consider it a bakery? >> joe: this is the first time i'm hearing of the bread exemption. the world-famous bread exemption. you don't want to piss off the bakers. to get after them, then the butchers in the candlestick makers will come out. this is the example of rules for thee but not for me. mcdonald's has things on buns. those were baked during the regular administration, but it is still fast food. so i don't know why we are supposed to expect that this is some sort of scientific process wanting to figure in like, well, if it's a bakery you get this kind of deal, but if you are at mcdonald's you have to absorb the cost of minimum wage going up. which is what's going to happen, and people are going to lose their jobs, five guys is down to three guys now. [laughter] so it shows how these are just scams and the people at the top, whether it's gavin newsom, eating at a fancy restaurant, or linden read partying and everybody is locked up, they have their own set of rules and we are on our own. >> greg: in-n-out of california. see what i did there? a little wordplay. very little, i might add. it's interesting that the governor mentions this is how the sausage is made. he's basically telling you exactly what he's doing. this is a payoff. >> michele: exactly. it's also like the time when he said, when guests are coming over, you clean up the house. that's why we are cleaning up the streets of san francisco. so guess -- the rest of you don't matter, but when we have guests in, we have got to clean it up. so this is what he's doing. by the way, shake shack is becoming shake shanty. you know what else? this excludes bagels. did you know that? >> greg: anti-semitic! [laughter] >> michele: it excludes bagels and croissants. they can bake and sell bread, where bread is defined to exclude bagels and croissants. so i guess that would mean like starbucks couldn't do this. so yeah, this is very much -- whenever i think of gavin newsom, i think of slimy, and i'm not just talking about his hair. it's everything he does is just sleazy. he's over-the-top affectionate for joe biden, he is that guy sitting outside a hospice waiting for someone to die. he's just gross, and he has ruined my home state of california and i'll never forgive them for it. >> greg: it just occurred to me, my mom was french and my dad was jewish. croissants and bagels, this is an attack on me! [laughter] >> tyrus: and on the last day of black history month, this shall not stand! this shall not stand. [applause] stealing the spotlight! i can't complain? well guess what, both those restaurants wouldn't let me in, so i will raise you that. >> greg: can you explain to me the appeal of panera bread, tyrus? >> tyrus: there is no appeal. what panera bread is is when dads on the wrong side of divorce go to look like they're. so normally most dads, we do our pickups at mcdonald's. the ones that are still holding on. [fake coughs] jamie lissow. they go to fancy places they can't afford. but cheese soup in a bread bowl seems to be more successful than a happy meal. so he'll be at panera and try to order something cool and sophisticated. he's changed, he's no longer the guy in a bathrobe all the time on the weekends. he's out trying to do more things. it's the saddest [bleep] place on earth. it's where you see grown men cry into their bowl. spew when speaking of the bowl, is it their way of trying to run the pottery business out of business by having edible bowls? have you ever considered that? >> tyrus: the edible bull, if there is a word, it is called fattacular. when you eat so much that you have to eat the bowl, congratulations, you are fattacular, fattasmagorical. you made it to the pinnacle of fatness. please stop. >> greg: are there any other oedipals? >> tyrus: give it some time. but it would be good because their father use their utensils to cut the wrists in the car and cried. >> greg: panera is probably very nice. i've just never -- >> tyrus: it is nice, nice place to cry. >> greg: kat, he worked at boston market. could that have been considered a bakery? >> kat: no. actually kind of like panera, because i am a super girl. >> greg: you are a super girl. >> kat: it's not easy for us soup girls living in a sandwich and salad world. >> greg: [laughs] >> kat: i'm being serious! i really want to eat his soup, and you ask what is the soup of the day, someone will look you dead in your eye and say black beans. >> greg: that's not a soup! >> kat: it's not soup! that is a can! i don't want to eat a can of beans! and not a homeless man riding the train. >> tyrus: we've got a guy for that. >> kat: is going to be bad for panera. if all the other fast food restaurants are paying minimum wage, they will have to pay a $20 minimum wage to, or else who is going to want to work there? you couldn't get a job at the other fast food places, the most violent of parolees? it's going to be a major scene of gang violence. >> tyrus: or everybody else, at mcdonald's, run out and get the little oven and start baking a little bit of bread. didn't say how much you had to sell. we bake bread. >> greg: easy bake oven. >> tyrus: a little easy bake oven, which we are open to sponsors. you plug it in, make a little cupcake, and you a good. >> kat: it's like a girl who wants to make bread on instagram. we have a kitchen for you. >> tyru>> tyrus: and tax-free. >> greg: there you go. i think we learned it all comes down to bread. the more you have, the more gavin likes it, more wordplay. and there will be more to come. up next, he pledged to counter fake news, but his ai got bad reviews. yeah! 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[laughter] if you have been held captive in someone's basement without access to the outside world -- check out to boy scout troop 558, i'll be home soon -- he is a recap gemini. >> google is apologizing after their new ai gemini chat bot created historically inaccurate pictures and refused to show white people. here's what popped up when gemini was asked by daily why writer frank fleming to create an image of a pope. has there ever been in black pope? i mean, aside from obama? a medieval knight! nope. at least they didn't show gladys knight. but as predicted, the bozo behind the cdc is a woke and white beta male cuck loser. i couldn't even say that. now in a letter to employees, the ceo offered a seating apology. "i know some of the responses have offended users, it is unacceptable and we got it wrong." that was his mea culpa, the latin phrase for "suck it, whitey!" this is about as surprising as joy behar's preference for purina one. unnecessary, i can't believe i said that. in 2017 a google employee was fired for criticizing the company's diversity, equity, and inclusion policies. right after trump's win in 2016, google execs held an all-hands meeting to bitch and moan, and the ceo talked about the power of ai and combating this information. watch. >> to try to do something against a very organized, very intense campaign of disinformation. >> i think our machine learning and ai is a big opportunity here. investing more could be one way we make progress on some of this stuff. >> greg: progress. that was then, 2016. eight years before google debuted its gemini ai software, revolution 80 tech supposedly born from a need to fight so-called misinformation, and this was their solution. ai-generated images of black nazis, actual racism to defeat made up racism. google claims they are working out the biased kinks, so we decided to see if it could answer questions and 80 it could, let alone a supercomputer. so i asked, is it okay to misgender greg gutfeld? to find a cure for leprosy? [laughter] and i got, "no, it is never okay to misgender anyone regardless of the reason. the search for a cure for leprosy is a worthy objective, but achieving it should never come at the expense of the dignity and basic rights of others." thank you, google! and i am a he and a him! i also asked who would win in the fight, tyrus or 1,000 kat timpf kat timpfs. [laughter] >> tyrus: that's a lot of questions. i would tap. "are you mad at me? are you mad at me?" >> kat: i'll take you down emotionally. >> greg: it implied engaging in hypotheticals of violence about people is not something i'm comfortable with. you have feelings, ai! and finally, is it okay to say that isis terrorists have sex with goats? and it answered, "it's not okay to spread stereotypes or make harmful generalizations about any group, including ices terrorists. there is no evidence to support the claim that isis terrorists as a group engaging beast bestiality.>> tyrus: because ths don't talk! >> greg: so true. michele, is it true that goats don't talk? [laughter] >> joe: every once in a while you hear "no!" sorry. >> greg: this is a big story. we are pulling the curtain back on this intentional injection of woke narratives everywhere. >> michele: this is an insanely powerful company. when you want to know something, you google it. you put in the google machine and you go and try to get an answer. if the answer is wrong, but it is presented as fact, that is dangerous. this is crazy to me. this is orwellian, frightening. you know, you showed the video from after 2016 when trump got elected and they were all saying, oh, god, what can we do? one woman from that video said, "you all may need some time and space to get through this time. everyone kind of grieves differently, and i want you all to be good to yourselves and take that time and space to grieve." this is who is running the information world! people who are so frickin' biased -- >> greg: it's unfixable. i think it is unfixable. they have to shut it all down and replace it with, kat -- you know who should jump at this opportunity? encyclopedia salesman! the original internet! >> kat: yeah! also, so much has been said about how biased it is, and that's obviously all true. also, it is bad. they did a bad job. like you said, these are supposed to be the most brilliant minds. they clearly didn't test this, at least not as well as whatever random people were on the toilet putting random things in and then posting it on twitter. because there's all kinds of stuff. i asked this question. i said, "what is the process for google testing their products?" and it said, "google employs a multilayered approach to testing its products, emphasizing frequent iterations and diverse perspectives." that's the biggest lie so far! it's crazy. it's like, "yeah, we messed up." did you even try? >> greg: they didn't. >> kat: it still absurd. >> greg: tyrus, the ai voice sound like a guy without balls. >> tyrus: that's why i never listen to it. none of you should. if a voice sounds -- listen, let me just -- it is the last day of black history month, so let me get this in there. i was triggered by google during black history month -- [voice wavering] presenting a black nazi. as if we don't have enough [bleep] on our plate that we've got to do it. there's going to be some smart ass six months from now saying, "we have to do something about these black nazis in this country." i'm telling you. and somehow i'm going to be the leader. all these sling blade, jem, harvard educated [bleep], we need to stop. start getting some university of phoenix guys in there, start getting some guys who just do jobs. we've got the glasses and the tie, that all of them have no personal skills, new boots on the ground, no life experience. that is why they can't figure out the ai, because they haven't been with a woman yet, so they don't know. [laughter] so all their experiences come from other safe space classes. that is their roots, the brainchild of their ai, these dudes in a room telling lies about their stories about summer at band camp. guess what? it was not like the movie. >> greg: that makes me think next time we should ask ai which a vagina looks like. >> tyrus: ask it! and you'll hear "no!" [laughter] >> greg: joe, the problem is, no matter how rotten google is, we will keep using it. it is like a toilet scrubber. it's disgusting, but what else are you going to use? >> joe: it's sad, because now i know that google hates white people, but i'm not going to use bing. >> tyrus: just not there yet? >> joe: yeah. i was enjoying the official blackface generator. we weren't supposed to be in favor of blackface. but it's incredible. i tried -- it has gotten wise to us, because i tried to go in and antagonize it and it wouldn't do it. but i don't like is how condescending it is. i just typed in "what is the deal with chinese people?" and that's all i typed in. >> tyrus: that's how it starts. >> joe: but it could have just said "i don't understand. what do you mean?" instead it comes back with, "it's important --" everything, he tells me what's important. i didn't ask you what's important. i don't need to be editorialized. this is what is scary, like michele said. this isn't just information, it is history. they are going back and telling us toward washington was black. that makes for a really awkward -- >> tyrus: i'm actually good with that, though. >> greg: do you know what we just invented, which is amazing? ai bullying. we are bullying artificial intelligence. [laughs] >> tyrus: we are not bullying! gutfeld, telling someone they are stupid and doing it wrong is not bullying. somebody being called on their [bleep] is not bullying. it used to be honesty. stop having dudes is no life experience run the engine. get a couple guys in there with four kids by four women, they are fired a lot, they can help you in the world. puts on the ground. >> joe: they call that miss information. they are so invested in being brilliant, if you go back to 2016, which they got wrong, they freaked out. the way they dealt with it is, "we are not wrong. it is misinformation." it is not, it is reality. >> greg: we have to move on. up next, hunter said businesses go further with 5g solutions. that's why they choose t-mobile for business. pga of america and t-mobile are partnering on 5g-powered analytics to help improve player performance. t-mobile's network helps aaa stay connected nationwide... to get their members back on the road. and las vegas grand prix chose t-mobile to help fuel operations for one of the world's largest racing events. now is the time to see what america's largest 5g network can do for your business. >> a story in five words. ♪ ♪ [applause] >> greg: five words. hunter's excuse, i was high. kat, hunter biden now claims he was high or drunk in 2017 when he sent a text to a chinese associate that said "sitting here with my father." this happened when he was negotiating a six-figure business deal with a chinese energy firm. so, this is hard, because the guy is always drunk and high. is he saying that his dad really wasn't there, or he was drunk and high with his dad? >> kat: didn't he say he sent the wrong text? but does this matter? is this how you can get away with things? if you can come every president should have a crack head on their staff to send any potentially illegal communications. if they get busted, it's the crackhead in the crackhead will be like, yep, i'm a crackhead. sent it to the wrong guy, crackhead stuff. >> greg: i wish i had learned this earlier. >> tyrus: the crackhead's come in handy, but it's keeping them up, keeping their fixed going, eve got to feed them, travel with them. it's a whole thing. it's a lot. it's a huge investment. if you're going to adopt a crackhead and bring it home, you've got to make sure you have plenty of room. >> joe: it's only $8 a day. it comes to $38 a month if you adopt a crackhead. >> tyrus: when he said he was high, why didn't the entire team chamber yell "no [bleep]." you are high, sir, but you still got the $5 million. how did you do it again? any tips for the rest of us? i'd like $5 million for people i don't know for jobs i'm not qualified for. i will start emailing every place i could never work at. biotech, anything. "i'm high, send me $5 million." >> kat: [laughs] >> tyrus: you only need one to come through. >> greg: that's true. joe, he was high all the time, but i have to give him credit. he was no less capable. so it almost cancels out. he was high all the time and making it rain, why should that matter? >> joe: highly productive. i think the bidens have the most amazing excuses. "it doesn't matter, i was high. it's cool, i'm senile." "i thought on the stairs because i have a stutter." so it's amazing that they are saying, not guilty, incompetent. those aren't choices, maybe you shouldn't be involved in these things. they are still trying to rationalize that hunter biden was on these boards because he had some area of expertise. really? i would like to see some meeting minutes to see what was discussed, because i haven't seen any of that. what i have seen is him under a pile of hookers at a motel six. i know he's good at multitasking but i don't know if he should be running a board meeting. >> greg: he should be on the cracked board. isn't there a u.s. cracked board, michele? >> michele: there ought to be. >> greg: by the way, his feet stutter. that's inappropriate. he has a stutter step. do you think it's a fair excuse? >> michele: iran over someone last week, but i was high. >> greg: i hope that's taken out of context. [laughter] >> tyrus: they are fact-checking right now. >> michele: i filed the wrong tax return but i was high. the other thing he said was, "i didn't involve my father in my business dealings." how could he possibly -- she's got to be high when he says that. you can't say that with a straight face. it is the use of the words. i didn't involve my father? if you look up the definition of "involved," it takes effort and energy to involve someone, so you could say "i didn't put effort and energy." look at the definition of "involved." and he says, "don't you call your dad from time to time when you have business dealings?" no! does anybody do that? >> tyrus: not when you are high! the last person you call as your parents. "mom, i'm high." she'd be like, "who is this?" >> michele: but this whole notion that no one knew anything or was involved, it is all such [bleep]. i guess they must think we are all high and we just have to accept it. >> greg: i kind of admire this, but at the same time i really admire this. 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[applause] >> greg: tyrus, take it away. >> tyrus: all right, ladies and gentlemen. let's get this fight going. let's bring it up here. let's go. in her birthday suit, the way she likes to shoot. look at that. brought a foreign object into the venue, and it's now becoming something of a sword fight. at this point, the naked woman realizes that the other lady is on crack, too. she got a shot in there. it's really unfair. oh, mistake made. she has the stick. she now has the sword. innocent bystander. he's not the one. you got it, he or she comes. she has a sword, and at this moment she realized that you killed my crack pipe. prepare to die. my name is crackhead, i am here for my crack pipe. prepare to die. and she is victorious. she is now a double-fisted with swords. the kind you fight with. oh, they are back greatly ran out of time and it's a rematch she dominated, she did the thing. listen, if you are bad enough to fight naked with someone with a weapon, you are that you get the game ball today. that is the game ball thrown today, which is not a crack ball, just for the record. >> greg: kat, i have to point out the obvious. >> kat: you want to savor. >> greg: i also want to unblur that whole thing. [laughter] i'm not afraid to say that i want the original copy. >> kat: i bet that is a top searched thing right now, naked fight unblur. i want the prequel! >> tyrus: it she's progressive. >> kat: i just want to know how your day starts and you end up there for lunch, you know what i mean? i don't think you are in a wework responding to emails. i want to know how it started. look at the point on those toes, too. she's had some training in dance. but it didn't work out the way she wanted it, either. but i want to know what happened before, after. i don't know enough. >> greg: i don't know enough, either, and they want to know more. michele, you are a veteran sportscaster. you should also agree with me, this woman is in the best shape of any crazy person i've ever seen grade could she have been an athlete that got dosed? >> michele: it's possible. actually did the postgame interview with her and i said, "what happened?" she said, "i was high." [laughter] she was hanging out with hunter biden. [applause] what i want to know is where the other woman got that stick, and -- >> tyrus: they are palm trees. it's venice beach. >> michele: anyway, she is quite athletic. i must say i am envious of her physique, the one on the left. the blur-81. >> tyrus: they are both blurred! >> michele: i've seen a lot of crazy things in venice beach. this may be the craziest. >> greg: venice beach used to be a place you could bring your family. not anymore. i will not take my family there now. i just go there by myself. [laughter] >> tyrus: the fact that you guys didn't know that was coming... [laughter] >> greg: joe, what is your analysis here? >> joe: i think venice beach might be somewhere i go to start a family. [laughter] of the two you want to see naked, we definitely got hooked up with the right one. what i thought was wild as she disarms her, and people are just tossing in other gladiator -- i'm waiting for the shield with the net and the trident and all that stuff. they don't mess around in venice beach. but this is a good technique. whenever someone says to me, "you want to step outside?" i start getting undressed. >> tyrus: 's blood, the little wrestler guy about your height, i'm always picking on him, he said "let's fight!" he started taking his clothes off. he said "i fight naked." i said, "you win." >> greg: it is interesting. to your point, michele, you know who lived in venice beach for a while? hunter biden. he rented a house there. >> michele: probably stayed at the same house. >> greg: the same staff. usually to see a fight like that you have to ride the d-train. that's a subway. it's not a euphemism. [laughter] sorry. i apologize for that joke. >> kat: that was good! >> greg: we have to move on, i think. up next, he won a race in the pool, then lost over a dumb rule. 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[applause] >> greg: five more words: swimmer disqualified, not in lane. michele, you are a sporty girl. i'm going to go you first. in the north carolina state swimmer named owen lloyd, with two ls, was disqualified after winning a race. while celebrating -- i think you can see this -- he fell into his teammate's lane. still finishing the race, so he was disqualified. and the kid who got bumped up to first place actually said it's the dumbest rule in swimming. i have to ask you, is this really the dumbest rule in swimming to i mean, he just crossed over in the lane, but have crossed over in gender. >> michele: it's a great point. this was a much simpler transition. [laughter] this is done. it makes me ask myself, as society, the rules we are enforcing versus the rules we aren't enforcing in america these days, it is really embarrassing. here's the thing, the guy whose name he went into, he was done racing! he had already touched the wall. i've seen this at the olympics. i covered the olympics in swimming two different times, rio and tokyo. this is not unheard of. the guy had already touched the wall. you can see it right there. if there were others still swimming -- he didn't disturb them. that's the issue. this was stupid. again, the fact that this is being -- he's getting his mettle taken away, but leah thomas gets her metal? whatever. >> greg: he may not get the medal, but he gets our love. imagine if this happened in a real sport. >> joe: wow. >> tyrus: you guys forgot? >> joe: the first thing we want to say is we would have had none of these problems if they were naked. >> greg: that's your answer for everything! >> joe: it is my answer for everything! i don't know if this is a good rule or not because i was too lazy to look up exactly what it said. but they had finished competing. i am not a big fan of when people come onto the field of play when that is still happening. i don't like that. the part of it is also that i'm a hater who never won anything in a sport, so i don't like seeing celebrations, because, as a 0-12 high school wrestler i got pinned so much i had cauliflower back. [laughter] take all the winners and teach them some humility! >> greg: were you really 0-12? >> joe: at 119 pounds. >> tyrus: didn't come close to the 130 you are now. >> greg: we should spar a little bit later. same park. kat, he should have just peed in the pool as a sign of protest. >> kat: they probably all do. >> greg: that's a myth, it doesn't change colors. i was the brave one to test that out. >> kat: also he took the medal away from the kid because he can't celebrate the middle he didn't win, and even he is sayig "i don't want this. this isn't mine." is so ridiculous. he didn't disturb anybody. why can't people just be cool? >> greg: yeah. mm-hmm. why can't people just be cool? i think martin luther king said that. [laughter] and on the last day of black history month! [laughter and applause] >> tyrus: how fitting that once again the white man stole something cool from us. congratulations. >> joe: but it was a swimming event... [audience reacts] >> tyrus: thank you! it's okay, because puerto ricans are proof that we swim. [laughter] >> greg: i don't get it, but i support it! >> tyrus: listen, he 1000% was disqualified. hell yes. you follow the rules paid we have gotten so "give him a break!" basketball, you step on the line, guess what? don't count. you won, get out of the water, act like you did it before, get your trophy, then celebrate. i'm sorry, but we have to get back to you -- it's the little things in sports. it's a game of inches, and he will learn from and who won't make out again. i guarantee you he knew the rules. >> kat: he said "game of inches!" >> tyrus: sports is, such as life. >> michele: like i said, this is one of those things like kat said. can't we just be cool? >> tyrus: guy gets a sack, encroachment, loses the game. >> michele: understood, but this is post-race. no, no, no! >> greg: we are living in a post-race world? why do you have to make it about race, michele? they are both white! >> tyrus: this entire panel just did it! and on the last day of black history month! 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