but also, michael is here today. you don't need to clap. here he is shopping for what to wear tonight. >> which gave me access to this. >> greg: it's a great jacket. all right. this is a great tuesday because i get to tell you about a magical place called oberlin college. it's an expensive liberal all school located in ohio and it's fake. which has a special dorm called baldwin college. it's home to the women and trains collective which the school's website describes as a close-knit community that provides women and transgendered persons with a safe space for discussion, communal living, and personal development. they probably have a vegetable garden. they are kept separate from other people because what better way to fit in with the rest of society than to isolate yourself from the rest of society. but what is missing in the exclusive dorm? men or rather, cisgendered men, which is what we used to call dudes. guys who e a dozen fried eggs, a pound of spoked wow smoked bacon, a pot of black coffee and a marble read before the drive to where i can use heavy, the kind you are not supposed to operate after a shot of nyquil. that's how my uncle lost a thumb and how i gained a good luck charm. but these are the men who build and repair the things we need to live our lives. they tend to have pickup trucks and rough hands. and let's stop there because i'm getting aroused. anyway. the oberlin review, the school's student paper, reported that the school chose to upgrade their radio news because the students weren't hot enough. temperature wise. but then cisgendered men were dispatched to do the work. no trance, no, not even an asexual dwarf like myself. and we are very good at working in confined spaces. especially making toys or cookies. but this did not go over well as one student relayed the horror. i am very adverse to people entering my personal space. so are most of us unless we requested their presence to help us do something that we can't do ourselves. besides, they are fixing your radiators. not asking you to slow dance. anyway, the anxiety was compounded by the fact that the crew would be strangers and they were more likely to be cisgendered men. i totally get it. if i want someone to fix my radiator or a toilet i would prefer it would be someone i know really well. not a stranger. i once asked out a plumber and dated for a month just to get my sink unclogged. but i also need evidence that their sexual orientation and gender identity preferably on video. which sucks because sometimes i have to wait months before i ever get to unclog a toilet. it is probably why i don't get many visitors. except for police officer is wondering died. but worse, these anonymous tradesmen are all men. weird. you would think women would be flocking to occupations that often involve ripping out old, have a metallic trunk and then replacing it with new heavy metallic junk and then sometimes while doing it make the occasional accidental swim in a septic tank. still, the victim continue saying i was angry, scared, and confused. why didn't the college complete the installation over the summer when the building was empty? maybe because you don't need heat in the summer and there are no students on campus to keep warm. either way, i smell a lawsuit, or maybe it is the ointment. i should really take the suit to dry cleaning. but when that construction worker showed up the student felt violated and yes, other residents of the same way, concluding that they should have taken measures to keep students comfortable and safe. there is that word. save. it is everywhere. yes i used it too but is usually to describe another word i pick when i'm tied up naked and being whipped with a riding crop stuart varney. but here it is based on this idea that you are somehow threatened by the mere presence of these workers. like you are an antelope near a lion or a twinkie near brian. i had one of those today. the guys who fix things, they are a danger. they world is full of these guys who make things work but make you nervous and they don't even know it. they are too busy improving your lives to notice you cowering under the beds. it's not fear of toxic masculinity, it's a fear of competency. do you chug, work hard, solve problems. it's the opposite of spoiled colored kids. so soft and pampered to integrate problems to give their he never never said if he was actually harmed. perhaps he was just made uncomfortable by what? people who know how to fix things. at least for me, i will admit people know how to fix stuff are intimidating. they actually are useful. they are the ones who pull over and help you change a tire in the rain or pressure car out of the mud when you're just trying to dispose of a dead cooker. shout out to hunter but these dorm dwellers, they are kind of hopeless. if you are too fragile to deal with repairman, you are screwed. there is just not enough bubble wrap to keep you protected in the real world. >> broken radiator in the storm. >> i am the ra here. that said they were sending cisgendered men. going to have to ask you some questions first. how do you feel about nonbinary relationships? >> one time my girlfriends husband walked to meet with a two by four. >> can you at least check your privilege. >> we need to check the gas line for the boiler. >> we are trying to dismantle the foundation of patriarchy. speak out we don't do foundation work but we know a guy. speak outlook, might we just want to level the playing field. >> we have a leveler. >> i can't let's you and hear. it's going to explode with rage. >> if you don't let ascend, it it will explode with gas. [applause] >> greg: was welcome tonight's guest. he's so cool even his leather jacket owns a leather jacket. "reason" editor-at-large, nick gillespie. her mind is so sharp, the tsa tried to confiscate it. townhall.com editor and fox news contributor, katie pavlich. his look says i might be homeless, but his smell says i'm definitely homeless. theloftusparty.com founder , michael loftus. and finally, she wears those heels to distract from her ankle monitor. fox news contributor, kat timpf. next, welcome to the show. ed has been a while. you look great as always. >> thank you. i can break things much better -- >> greg: you are a libertarian. >> i revel in chaos. >> greg: this is a small story. i don't even mind segregation of gender in college, but what you make of this idea they are terrified by cisgendered men? >> it reminds me that we are raising -- people who are incapable of walking across a room without feeling bruised and horrified. i went to college to actually be made uncomfortable with the idea of people like marx and nietzsche and darwin on freud. and if you go to college and are made uncomfortable by someone coming to fix a radiator in ohio which has really cold winters, i don't know. maybe you should take a gap year. >> greg: exactly. katie, welcome to the show. why do you suppose there is so much fear of cisgendered men? i am a cisgendered man, believe it or not. i know people are often questioning that because i do look like a young dubai woman. >> i would let you know it's a cisgendered woman i can actually fix things. and though i may be would volunteer my services to these poor, traumatized students, i would never subject myself to that type of the abuse to go to that campus and listen to them complain about everything. and i think they actually -- but in terms of them being afraid of cisgendered men, a kind of deconstructs their whole argument about what they are doing there. these are the same people that think that transgendered women are biological males to be in a locker room with your teenage daughter or goat to a spot if you happen to be a biological male and change in front of biological women in the spa in the locker room. and so nothing they are doing makes sense. if they want to pay $80,000 a year to be offended, that is fine, just don't send your kids there. >> greg: it's like the tolerance goes in one direction. you have to tolerate a very small subset of behavior but then this kind of mask behavior -- that is frightening. you look like you just got off work fixing something. where you working under a truck? how is your tow truck business doing? >> it is going really well. these stories terrify me as a nation. we live in dangerous times. i don't want our enemies to know just how easily most of us are pushed over. we are supply shortages. we could run out of food. if you say the wrong thing at a pta meeting the fbi's going to show up at your door. now the chinese have a supersonic space nuke and we are like i am scared of the radiator man. let's keep this to ourselves. because the chinese are like we don't even need guns or tanks. they can say we are here to fix the radiator and they surrender. >> greg: it's over- -- kat, what sort of person do you prefer to fix your radiator? >> i don't have a preference. no. look, i don't think -- maybe it is a little bit about woke culture but as you brought up, it is $80,000 a year to go to that college so i think this is more my parents had $320,000 to spend on a useless degree culture. not every kid was well of parents is spoiled, but this one definitely is. and is not -- nobody likes having somebody in their space. it kind of sucks for everybody. but this is not you having to deal with things that suck and you have to give them points for create -- i'm sure it's like currency. to be able to be a victim. and i'm sure this is super creative to make themselves a victim. but of course he is not a victim. just a brat. >> greg: it's a microcosm that shows you the disadvantages of separating people out because people, whether you like it or not, have different skill sets. so let's say your radiator is on the fritz. are you going to wait for the ideal, trans radiator repair person within 700 miles of your home? good luck. so the scarcity of skill and the scarcity of talents require that we all work together. how about wrapping up that segment with that beautiful thoughts? we all need to work together in order to fix that brat foul radiator. >> i learned -- >> greg: i'm next, should politicians take a test to see if their brains are at their best? ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> are you ready to start a great career? >> safelite is now hiring. >> you will love your job. >> there's room to grow... >> ...and lots of opportunities. >> so, what are you waiting for? >> apply now... >> ...and make a difference. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪ >> man, i love that song! ♪ when you have nausea, ♪ ♪ heartburn, ingestion, upset stomach... ♪ ♪ diarrheaaaa. ♪ pepto bismol coats your stomach with fast and soothing relief. and try new drug free pepto herbal blends. made from 100% natural ginger and peppermint. hearing is important to living life to the fullest. that's why inside every miracle-ear store, you'll find a better life. it all starts with the most innovative technology. like the new miracle-earmini, available exclusively at miracle-ear. so small that no one will see it, but you'll notice the difference. and now, miracle-ear is offering a thirty-day risk-free trial. you can experience better hearing with no obligation. call 1-800-miracle right now and experience a better life. go with simparica trio it's triple protection made simple! simparica trio is the first and only monthly chewable that covers heartworm disease, ticks and fleas, round and hookworms. dogs get triple protection in just one simparica trio! this drug class has been associated with neurologic adverse reactions, including seizures. use with caution in dogs with a history of these disorders. protect him with all your heart. simparica trio. ♪ ♪ >> greg: he said it's only fair to make sure they are all there. so we should recheck our politicians for diminished cognition? louisiana senator -- he says elderly members of all three branches of government should undergo regularly cognition test before the rapid decline in their 80s. sounds like a guest room -- didn't signal anyone out in particular but the message was clear. speak of medicine let's have live longer and to lead the country of 70 or 81, what concerns do you have? >> that is usually notable. anybody in a position of responsibility who may potentially be on that slope, that is great concern, and i'm saying this as a doctor. i am told there have been senators and the past two at the end of their senate term, i'm sure it is true senators of both parties. we have a responsibility to the people of the united states. it is not about me. it's about my ability to serve. >> greg: check out their numbers in the 40-yard dash. so let's acknowledge the obvious. our country's leaders are elderly. biden is 78. pelosi, she is 81. but her face is 57. senate president pat is also 81. house majority leader is 82. senator chuck grassley, 88. almost old enough to start a "sex and the city" reboot. and aoc is 32. very young, but we are including her because she is nuts. and three current supreme court justices are over 70. they get a lot more done if they didn't constantly have to. tell me about it. regardless of performance, it's a fair question to ask why do our politicians never know when to leave? like andrew cuomo after that time he got a lot of people killed you think you would get the message. the average retirement age in this country 63 so many politicians are way past that. not to say all of our political problems or do senility. it doesn't explain this. [laughter] >> what do you want to know? >> greg: does not explain this. [barking] >> the evidence is uncontradicted that he used dollars to help them -- [parts] >> greg: partington knows no age. >> you would know. >> greg: wises so hard for politicians to know when to leave? >> let me tell you about washington, d.c. it's a place that is run by a bunch of drunks 20-year-olds who worked for a bunch of elderly folks and then in the middle there are a bunch of sociopaths or people like eric swalwell who want to be a drunk 20-year-old again but somehow found himself elected and an office responsible for things. so that expense a lot about what is going on. in terms of said senility test, he runs like 5 miles every morning. so he could probably beat nancy pelosi. i think it is good to have -- if you're going to have a threshold for running for office, have one for leaving office. but you should not be dying on the floor of the senate. it's not a morgue or mortuary, it's the u.s. senate, have some respect. >> greg: it's pretty funny. after all this talk about how we need new blood, kat, it's still the same old blood. >> even if we tested them it's not like they would leave. here like hey, looks, it turns out you are senile. and they're like oh, man, well, thank you for the opportunity. ed has been great serving the country. i will pack my things. no, they never pack their things. dying is the only way out. no matter what you say, once you give them the power, they will hold it until they die. and i can understand that because it's not like i've ever had any power. i don't know what i would do. >> greg: it's gary. i don't think you should ever have any power, kat. >> i think we should try. my ideas might be crazy but at least we would be having fun. >> greg: that is true. why is it that -- why don't they take the hint and go? >> because they are in positions of power. it's like kat was saying. they never want to let it go. what you need is an embarrassment factor. this is why i say everyone has to take the tests. we don't tell them when it is coming, it is mental and physical, one day somebody gets them in the neck with a blow dart and they wake up -- it will be like the ""squid game"." they wake up in a warehouse wearing a green tracksuit. and you have to ask them questions like a 3-year-old. do i or do i not now have your nose? [laughter] >> greg: that's got me every time. >> oh, no! okay, you have to go. we show the whole thing on tv but is pay per view, greg. people will shell out 90 bucks a pop. >> you retired the national debt. as soon as -- >> welcome to the idea factory. why would you leave a job you don't have to do anything and you get paid? and you get to ride trains all day if you want to. i want to be a senator after seeing that. >> greg: by the way, they get so much free stuff. >> they get free haircuts. can you imagine how much that saves when you're 900 years old and you have not paid for a haircut. to compound compound that savings. you are rich. >> greg: you could buy another home for bernie sanders. speak out who also old. >> greg: but he is still kind of cogent. had ideas from the beginning but they were the same bad ideas. >> i'm to earn respect but i still haven't figured out how to do that. >> i think it's why people so angry especially if you're under 60 it's like i have nowhere to go. i'm stuck in the mailroom of america. and under 60. we're not talking about -- >> greg: he talks about that a lot. can't compare the brush that is in front of you so everyone is stuck in the same spot. >> just imagine bernie sanders in a green tracksuit having to play that hand game. >> that is entertainment. >> greg: enough out of eugene jack a guy. up next, mandates make cops bow out and refusing the job of putting their and doubt. where does it go? 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let's go live to joe. what do you think? >> that's right. we are. back to you. >> greg: you know, he is a terrible on-site reporter. next, you are a noted libertarian. how do these facts mandates make you feel? >> a little bit torrent because i don't like mandates but i also kind of like firing public employee union members. and that i hated washington state as a football team. so i don't know. the thing i don't understand about all the vaccine mandates, one of the points of the vaccine is that if you have it, you are essentially immune. like nobody can get at you. so why are we forcing all of these mandates? i'm vaccinated. happy to be vaccinated. a means out among other things if i get covid i will not be hospitalized or i won't die. so i don't need you guys to be vaccinated except maybe against hep c or. >> greg: i will just tell you there is no vaccine for. boy, was that of speak out do you mind if i leave the show early? it's because i'm here. >> greg: . >> greg: all right katie, i feel like we are in this weird freelance authoritarianism where private companies can do what they want to but basically it's a government telling the private companies and then they pulled the switch on you. >> it is private companies and it is also law enforcement agencies. and i think at this point it is not about the vaccine or public health, it's about riding all of these institutions of any kind of freethinking or debate about why they are doing what they are doing and they can do that in places like seattle because i don't really care if there is rioting in the streets like another night in town for them. and people don't want to change leadership there to have something different. but if you look at the numbers the way the white house is justifying this for example, we introduce the mandate and it is not working. i think it's a nickel to say that forcing people to choose between their livelihood and feeding their families and taking a vaccine that they are there don't need for some reason or don't want, especially when you have herd immunity proves that it is just about getting rid of the unclean people who have different thoughts than they would like who don't get in line with their version of thinking. >> i think in portland or san francisco you end up with turd- immunity. because you are stepping with it wherever you go. a couple of points, michael. a, football is deftly more harmful than the coronavirus to the people who play it. and it seems to me that we are all being governed by lawyers because liability is now the scarier part than the virus. like -- >> especially the people who make the vaccine. they are like hey, whatever happens, happens. don't sue us, but you have to take it. >> which seems insane. i love all these people walking away from their jobs because they won't get the jab. if a rich this country of that. i love that cowboy swagger. take this job and shove it. soon we are going to have pilots, football coaches, we can make a whole city of independent thinkers. someday, a nation. america will be back. >> are you going to hang out in that city? >> i'm going to live there. it's going to be the best. >> you could be the mayor. >> i'm vaccinated. >> my vaccine -- i got seven boosters. >> i get a vaccine for whatever parent i don't like to be uncomfortable. i agree with him. i am vaccinated so i don't care if other people aren't. some people don't ever want to get vaccinated. some people want to meet wow wait for more research but me personally, there is a ton of research on and the research says let us bad don't do that and i still do that because it is fun. so that i don't understand but that is my choice on everyone else's. >> greg: that's why i stopped reading research on alcohol. i was like why am i reading this? this is making my drunk feeling going away. >> women can only have one drink a day -- woo-hoo. speak out you're going to quit tomorrow. >> no. i know myself better than that. i will be and an early really great but it will probably be more like an accident. >> it's like the antismoking commercial. that would get me so jittery. i'm like oh, i need a cigarette to calm down. speak out health as a crapshoot. >> greg: the pandemic though, does show you how messy life is. in the media is trying to dictate that there is only two sides but as all of these separate choices. people thinking about having children, people having comorbidities, everybody has a different issue, but the media needs you to be pro-this or anti-that. >> it's frustrating because we're told when the vaccines came online which was going to be 3 to 5 years and happens in a year or 18 months then we can go back to normal but then no, you can't go back to normal. i have to wear a mask and do this and do that. and it is really frustrating because one of the greatest triumphs of human ingenuity is the rollout of covid vaccines. that i've worked, that are great, if you take them you are basically sad and now we are still arguing about covid because of it was not that it would be something else. >> greg: coming up, robot hounds designed to shoot rounds. ♪girl, i don't know, i don't know,♪ ♪i don't know why i can't get enough of your love babe♪ ♪oh no, babe girl, if i could only make you see♪ ♪and make you understand♪ get a dozen double crunch shrimp for $1 with any steak entrée. only at applebee's. now that's eatin' good in the neighborhood. people everywhere living with type 2 diabetes are waking up to what's possible with any steak entrée. only at applebee's. with rybelsus®. ♪ you are my sunshine ♪ ♪ my only sunshine... ♪ rybelsus® works differently than any other diabetes pill to lower blood sugar in all 3 of these ways... increases insulin when you need it... decreases sugar... and slows food. the majority of people taking rybelsus® lowered their blood sugar and reached an a1c of less than 7. people taking rybelsus® lost up to 8 pounds. rybelsus® isn't for peopl with type 1 diabetes. don't take rybelsus® if you or your family ever had medullary thyroid cancer, or have multiple endocrin neoplasia syndrome type 2 or if allergic to it. stop rybelsus® and get medical help right away if you get a lump or swelling in your neck, severe stomach pain, or an allergic reaction. serious side effects may include pancreatitis. tell your provider about vision problems or changes taking rybelsus® with a sulfonylurea or insulin increases low blood sugar risk. side effects like nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea may lead to dehydration, which may worsen kidney problems. wake up to what's possibl with rybelsus®. ♪ please don't take my sunshine away ♪ you may pay as little as $10 per prescription. ask your healthcare provider about rybelsus® today. as a dj, i know all about customization. that's why i love liberty mutual. they customize my car insurance, so i only pay for what i need. how about a throwback? 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>> i think the founders were very clear. dog should be able to have guns. but i do think all robot cops are pastors. i'm torn. it's very difficult being a libertarian. >> greg: how are you go after peter weller like that. >> haven't we learned anything since "robocop" came out? remade and of sequels and prequels. >> greg: he was a great cop. >> just went too far. >> greg: kat, do you think this is progress or the opposite of progress? >> progress from putting a gun on a real dog? >> greg: a little duct tape. >> i am sure someone somewhere has done that and that is not okay. >> have we talked -- about this? >> it is where they call it a dog. it is not a dog. it is a gun that you can move around with a remote control. >> greg: you are absolutely right. >> that's all it is. >> that is not a dog. but you are arguing over semantics. >> yes, i am. >> greg: i always wanted to say that. you are arguing over semantics. i don't know what that means. i don't know what a semantic is. >> i think they make refrigerators. >> greg: katie, i think that anything involving robots is good because they don't have emotions, they don't get stressed out, they don't have fights with their spouses in the morning that put them in a foul mood. so it's safer that they have begun in human beings. >> i mean, may be. i think this is a great idea but also terrifying because the good news is a real dog unlike its cat is not going to turn on its owner. >> watch a. it. speak out when can i buy these and i will buy ten of them and when i can get mli will put them and the yard and they will defend against any vicious animals. >> greg: if they do kill somebody you would be charged with murder. i'm not a lawyer -- >> not if it was self defends. >> greg: it would replace soldiers and you never about dogs fighting other about dogs and meanwhile the humans will be -- >> we have unemployment through the roof. taking jobs that humans could be doing. >> greg: they are already taking jobs. >> they're going to take away jobs from real dogs in the military. >> greg: i don't want human drivers. i don't want humans involved in anything that can impact my life. >> you just want the robots to turn on us and soon as possible. >> greg: i've been talking about this forever. >> it's coming. you are making a go faster. >> he is on their side. >> greg: i've openly stated that when the overlords, the robot overlords come, i am their best friend. i will throw you to them. they will eat you and i will clap. >> i'm going to be surrounded by an army of squirrels with missile launchers. how about that? take that, robot dog. >> greg: up next, he hopes his pictures will satiate your desire for pricey real estate. >> tech: when you get a chip in your windshield... trust safelite. this couple was headed to the farmers market... when they got a chip. they drove to safelite for a same-day repair. and with their insurance, it was no cost to them. >> woman: really? >> tech: that's service the way you need it. >> singers: ♪ safelite repair, safelite replace. ♪ ♪ ♪ >> greg: home buying can be scary when the views are this harry. a listing is getting noticed by reporters because the realtor showed off his hindquarters. that is a but. los angeles real estate agent david pitched his designer suit for the one he was born on in this latest real estate listing. he is promoting a three bedroom, two bath home two bare cheeks and one great big smile. he posted nude photos sunbathing, showering, and in the kitchen. that is disgusting. you don't want a closer look at the back door. comparatively speaking, it is a bit on the smaller side. the home i mean. at 2100 square feet. but what it lacks in size a mix up in utility. he hopes this campaign will move the house quickly while the rest of humanity throws up at the idea of a naked man sitting on a couch and a house they want to buy. this house, like his body, is being shown as is, and like his body, we could use a professional landscaping. kat, let's say you love to the house. it's your dream house. would you buy a house knowing that a naked man was walking around there putting his naked parts delivered? >> naked men have been and every house. >> greg: since the dawn of time. >> nary a time has there been a house without a naked man. >> greg: there have been naked men everywhere. >> doing this to get -- it's like no, i hate how he is pretending that the naked photos are for the real estate in the real estate is not so he can post naked photos. but people do that all the time. people who pretend they particularly enjoy travel so they can post bikini picture after bikini picture. you know who i'm talking about. but your bio says wanderlust so it's okay. >> i just wish he had been called to fix the radiator. >> exactly. >> that's what we call a call back. >> greg: he is getting a lot of free marketing out of this listing. but it's for him and not the house. >> i think this house -- it's not enough to wipe the surfaces with covid energy or whatever. it's like, i don't even want the floors. >> greg: somehow, katie, it has scarred my brain. if i liked this house i would be hard-pressed -- i would have to go to therapy. >> when i saw this listing i thought me delete that the competition and a late must be released if to have to do this. >> i celebrate that joke. >> greg: i remember the good old days when a young katie pavlich would never make a sexual innuendo joke. >> it was not about that. i do know what you are talking about. the competition is very competitive in l.a. >> greg: i left you for last, michael. speak out the dude just wants to get naked. you can't live there, you have to burn it down because he has had it everywhere. >> also those are some pretty large blurs. i don't believe you. >> very generous. like what did he do before -- >> i was told that we blocked it out. >> you can't put a on instagram, greg. >> greg: really? >> now. >> greg: i better get home fast. if you are the real estate agent and he wore that, i would prefer the guy be naked. speak out you would be like this guy with a jean jacket, he knows what is up. he humble but fun. >> greg: no. i would say is in the sky living in a trailer out back? >> maybe he has because he works too hard and just wants people to accept them. >> don't say that by people who live in trailers. >> what did he do before real estate because i imagine this is not the first time he has pitched it. working at the hardware store, once an ad for the hardware store? i can get naked. >> greg: it does raise a question about how necessary clothing is. >> all the other real estate pages look the same. perfectly set of photos. >> and all their clothing. >> greg: that is the missing piece here. the business card. real estate agents -- he should be naked on his business card. instead of the yellow jacket and -- always wearing a yellow jacket and looking like they just buried someone. >> and every house he's house has a ballroom. >> greg: . michael. >> i had to after hers. >> can i make a meta-commentary? 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