Sean: welcome to hannity o. Thank you, jesse, internet were broadcasting live were in beautiful chicago, we are at the dnc. So you don t have to be. Anyway the people are nice, some of them. And while democrats are poised to get, what is a week of lies at the retails, illusions, propaganda commits information, disbursement of donald trump that will tell you the real story. Coming up tonight, jill biden, he is that this be the night, this was supposed to be his big week. Impact the democratic that form though repeatedly, laughingly refers to biden second term. Now for joe unfortunately was kicked to the curb in a political coup led by nancy pelosi that barack obama of the democratic elites and a court date disenfranchised every democratic primary voter. But i ve always kind of look down on the items and joe is supposed to be, you know, out there tonight, graciously passing the baton to kamala harris. But according to reports, biden is still stand and he is pissed, no there is a court.
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