A commercial jet, you know that the real cost of flying isnt just financial, its emotional. Thats why the airlines are teaming up with werner herzog, the only man capable of truly conveying the psychological cost of flying. Im werner herzog, and this is the price of a oneway ticket from orlando to cleveland. As you sit idling on the tarmac for 55 minutes pretake off, you not only lose a fraction of your soul, but its as if that part of you never existed, and when you turn around to give a dirty look to the toddler roundhouse kicking the back of your seat, you see in his face yourself as a child and feel compelled to warn him that things are not going to be okay. By the end of the flight, you realize you are what you eat a mini pretzel, twisted and malformed, covered in crystals that taste of tears. And coming soon, departure updates from johnny cash. 13 hour delay announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. First, stephen welcomes samuel l. Jackson and clarissa ward. Feat