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He will be Joking Antilles Croaking which could be soon. We never know what comedian joe machi is up to. After old yeller he stood up and collapsed she stood up and clapped. Sub six and the Roast Marshmallows of her mouth fuji my massive sidekick and host of fox nation tyrus. We have a bunch of your questions you submitted on a place called facebook and twitter and they are in this sheriffs hat. Dont ask me why. I met a guy at a bar. He left his hat in my room. What can i say . As always these are directed toward one including myself and i will take them out of this here hat or the first question, i like this question for people that are stuck at home this will make you feel better. Since you didnt get to travel and see your family. What was your worst vacation . Tyrus . Gee the jury is still out on this one but i went on a Family Vacation which is always fun and i had we will call it a misunderstanding at dinner. Apparently the waiter and the manager of the restaurants were huge fans
For a safe and secure future, this is abc7 news. Museums closed, churches no longer allowed to hold indoor services. A curfew forcing nonessential businesses to close. A new round of restrictions is taking effect in San Francisco and san mateo counties. Good evening and thank you so much for joining us. Im dion lim. It is a reopening rollback. San francisco and San Mateo County have moved to the purple tier today. The curfew we mentioned kicks in tomorrow night, and in the bay area only marin county remains in the less restrictive red tier. Abc7 News Reporter Cornell Barnard joins us live from Golden Gate Park in San Francisco where the ferris wheel and museum are now closed. Cornell, it seems like they just reopened not too long ago. Reporter youre right about that. So many people caught off guard, diane. Surprised to see their favorite attractions temporarily closed due to new purple tier restrictions including indoor worship. You teach us to love the things of heaven and hold fast t
Already in. Meantime of course the president refusing to concede the election repeating his baseless claims that the election was a fraud. Lets go to carol lee standing by for us in washington. Welcome to you. What did the president say today if anything on this . He made a number of very familiar being aing could yaccud that wont sound new to you, but he continues to make them. He also vented a range of frustrations on everyone from his own Justice Department to the governor of georgia who is a republican and ale lie. T ally. The president said he was ashamed that he endorsed him. And he took aim at the Judicial System Making Unfounded accusations of unfairness there. Take a listen. They dont want to take the affidavits. Then they say we dont have proof. I wanted to file one suit, donald j. Trump president of the United States against, you know and put everything into one simple suit and they say sir, you dont have standing. I say i dont have standing. You mean as president of the Uni