of the first time i saw kim kardashian s butt in person. see, that is me right there. [laughter] greg: i m behind her and to the right and you can clearly see my eyes were laser focused on that thing, and that thing was so big it kind of felt like it was staring back. now this happened in 2016 at the white house correspondent s dinner. i haven t gone since because how could i top that. this weekend s version of the event also reminded me why i haven t been back either. main stream media sucks and it s worse than a tux because the coverage reminds us of what it really is about. something i call ego affirming care. it s where members of the so-called free press can inflate their self-esteem like chinese spy balloons. and like every award show artificially created as a reminder that they matter. it s where they can saver shrimp cocktail al with the smell of joe biden s lingering farts. they smell like butterscotch. that s what happens when you main line werthers. to say dc is
know, george clooney. why not. jason: i think adults can be whatever they want as long as you don t ask me to pay for it or agree with it. and this guy s about to shoot his [bleep]. he s one trigger pull from being a woman himself. greg: you re right that s not where you keep a gun. jason: yeah, like this is about to be funnier. greg: exactly. that would be an unintentional punch line to this story. jason: there you go. greg: he shoots his weiner off. jason: i m making a comeback. greg: we don t condone that sort of behavior on this show. we want you to keep your wieners intact. jason: it will make it real easy to identify him then. greg: true. kat what do you make of this story. this isn t really new, other people are doing it now. we had the canadian woman, right, we haven t talked about her in like two weeks.
the second row come down and take the ball from her. come on, man. no shame whatsoever. and after he picks it up, refused to give it back to her. finally, someone in the dugout tossed the lady another ball. that s pathetic. bottom of the tenth, justin upton. a solo home run to right field. gives the d-backs a win. a walkoff home run. coming up on morning joe, congressman anthony weiner resigns at a senior center amidst reporters and heck mrerps more from that scene coming up. and when we come back, we ll huddle up around the watercooler, watch jimmy fallon send mr. weiner off in style. what s up, smart? oh, just booked a summer vaycay. ooo. sounds pricey? nah, with the hotels.com summer sale,