of the first time i saw kim kardashian s butt in person. see, that is me right there. [laughter] greg: i m behind her and to the right and you can clearly see my eyes were laser focused on that thing, and that thing was so big it kind of felt like it was staring back. now this happened in 2016 at the white house correspondent s dinner. i haven t gone since because how could i top that. this weekend s version of the event also reminded me why i haven t been back either. main stream media sucks and it s worse than a tux because the coverage reminds us of what it really is about. something i call ego affirming care. it s where members of the so-called free press can inflate their self-esteem like chinese spy balloons. and like every award show artificially created as a reminder that they matter. it s where they can saver shrimp cocktail al with the smell of joe biden s lingering farts. they smell like butterscotch. that s what happens when you main line werthers. to say dc is
know, george clooney. why not. jason: i think adults can be whatever they want as long as you don t ask me to pay for it or agree with it. and this guy s about to shoot his [bleep]. he s one trigger pull from being a woman himself. greg: you re right that s not where you keep a gun. jason: yeah, like this is about to be funnier. greg: exactly. that would be an unintentional punch line to this story. jason: there you go. greg: he shoots his weiner off. jason: i m making a comeback. greg: we don t condone that sort of behavior on this show. we want you to keep your wieners intact. jason: it will make it real easy to identify him then. greg: true. kat what do you make of this story. this isn t really new, other people are doing it now. we had the canadian woman, right, we haven t talked about her in like two weeks.
[cheers and applause]. greg: yeah. local news where each guest has to share a story from wherever they re fun i ll vote for the winner and that person gets a year subscription of minute sa suppotitories. jason you re from philly iyes. greg: imsorry. jason: i m from new hope now. greg: i love new hope. you have a story. jason: yes, it s about dads. something to read. greg: nothing to read. jason: no, dad olympics some guys in philly did this and it s related to jay son kelce of the philadelphia eagles and they re raising money by doing dad stuff in relays and i think it s a brilliant idea i m feeling it. being a dad is the best thing ever, my kids are my heart. this is mine, and this is father of the year. i was given this. yeah, about eight years ago. so next year i m going to sign up and i m going to win this
orphanage. let s welcome. period! greg: tonight s guests. she recently had speed bumps installed in her larnyx. host of the fox true crime podcast emily compagno [cheers and applause]. greg: he s the best thing to happen to education since books. professor and author of the new book the sad truth about happiness, gad saad. born in philly he comes to new york to feel safe. coo of electric bike technology jason kraft. and finally she just flew back from chicago and boy are her arms skinny. fox news contributor kat timpf! [cheers and applause] greg: so, emily, you know, when you look at the news side
people to shower, i hear this guy s staying at a midtown hilton. [laughter] greg: so, jason, how would you convince them if they were i mean, what would you do in this situation? almost anything you do would get you killed. jason: yeah, i don t know. this is nuts. i hate stuff like this. i mean, you have one job, and this is training and i appreciate that they want to make it like real. how did it take 45 minutes. greg: they need training for training. jason: yeah. you ve got to feel really bad for the guy. he didn t want to go to the hospital. i was like, all right, dude, we re done. let me just go. greg: he didn t even sue, i would have sued everybody. jason: he has a free ticket though talk about more ways to waste taxpayer money this guy can write his own ticket. greg: i erred that the actual guy ended up becoming a pie lot on delta. jason: we re lucky nobody got hurt that s the real deal.