of the first time i saw kim kardashian s butt in person. see, that is me right there. [laughter] greg: i m behind her and to the right and you can clearly see my eyes were laser focused on that thing, and that thing was so big it kind of felt like it was staring back. now this happened in 2016 at the white house correspondent s dinner. i haven t gone since because how could i top that. this weekend s version of the event also reminded me why i haven t been back either. main stream media sucks and it s worse than a tux because the coverage reminds us of what it really is about. something i call ego affirming care. it s where members of the so-called free press can inflate their self-esteem like chinese spy balloons. and like every award show artificially created as a reminder that they matter. it s where they can saver shrimp cocktail al with the smell of joe biden s lingering farts. they smell like butterscotch. that s what happens when you main line werthers. to say dc is
of the first time i saw kim kardashian s butt in person. see, that is me right there. [laughter] greg: i m behind her and to the right and you can clearly see my eyes were laser focused on that thing, and that thing was so big it kind of felt like it was staring back. now this happened in 2016 at the white house correspondent s dinner. i haven t gone since because how could i top that. this weekend s version of the event also reminded me why i haven t been back either. main stream media sucks and it s worse than a tux because the coverage reminds us of what it really is about. something i call ego affirming care. it s where members of the so-called free press can inflate their self-esteem like chinese spy balloons. and like every award show artificially created as a reminder that they matter.