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Is joining us, everyone cheers and applause but first, there is a major food crisis that is gripping great britain. Britains telegraph says the kfcs chicken shortage forces stores to close across the u. K. And some customers are not happy. It does seem unbelievable. All the chicken farmers, surely there are enough chickens. Its a chicken place, surely they have enough chicken. We want to get down and have food and cant do that today. My reaction is angry, sad and disappointed. Trevor british kfcs are out of chicken. Finally, an International Problem President Trump can understand. Hes going to be on the first plane out, like, we need to help these people middle east dont worry britishers, this is a job i was born for laughter by the way, was i the only person who thought it was weird that everyone who eats kfc in the u. K. Is a kid . And on top of that theyre so polite. Even in britain a kid throwing a tantrum in a fast food place is, like, mother, im angry, sad and disappointed. Truly
From comedy centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor thank you so much thank you, everybody, and welcome welcome to the daily show thank you for tuning in im trevor noah thank you so much tonights guest from the new miniseries waco, Taylor Kitsch is joining us, everyone cheers and applause but first, there is a major food crisis that is gripping great britain. Britains telegraph says the kfcs chicken shortage forces stores to close across the u. K. And some customers are not happy. It does seem unbelievable. All the chicken farmers, surely there are enough chickens. Its a chicken place, surely they have enough chicken. We want to get down and have food and cant do that today. My reaction is angry, sad and disappointed. Trevor british kfcs are out of chicken. Finally, an International Problem President Trump can understand. Hes going to be on the first plane out, like, we need to help these people middle east dont
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Questions are never asked again. Thats why its time for commonsense number control starting with background checks on intjerz. Lets find out if 789. People say we wont be able to function without numbers. Those same people said the g. O. P. Wouldnt be able to function without shame. Look at me. Im doing fine and im a complete jackass. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Plus, stephen welcomes Kirsten Gillibrand Chris Gethard and musical guest portugal, the man. Featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert cheers and applause stephen hey, how are you . Thank you joe. Thank you very much. Hey, everybody thanks so much. Youre too kind. Ladies and gentlemen welcome, welcome, one and all, welcome to the late show. Im your host, Stephen Colbert. applause and it can be thank you for that it can be a rough and depressing world, but this weekend we timely got some news t