Mike birbiglia featuring the 8g band with bryan carter [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind were going to get to the news today was socalled blackout wednesday, which is known as the biggest bar night of the year. So if you are watching me right now, you a loser [ laughter ] let me also stress that if youre watching me right now, i am fast asleep [ laughter ] i filmed this show earlier today. Youre awake im out cold [ laughter ] i a loser. [ laughter ] the white house has released a socalled menu of accomplishments that supporters can use to talk up President Biden around the thanksgiving table. And that way your parents wont even have to ask if youre still single [ laughter ] the Biden Administration yesterday launched a campaign urging americans to get updated coronavirus vaccines you launched it yesterday . [ laughter ] were seeing grandma tomorrow. [ laughter ] any other
Lets go to the jersey shore hot dogs. Lets talk about hot dogs. I just had one, actually. First day in jersey, just something crazy goes down. The late, great Hannibal Lecter is a wonderful man. What the [bleep] is going on . Take me in, oh tender woman. Take me in, for heavens sake. If you want to make out with me, just ask. We have a much bigger crowd than bruce springsteen. Hes such a flagrant. [laughs] toxic narcissist. I only do this when i feel really comfortable with the crowd. Dude, your vagina is out. We love this shore. I know this shore better than most people that are here. Shut the [bleep] up announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert tonight. Its cohen down for real plus, stephen welcomes Steve Carrell and musical guest paul simon. Featuring louis cato and the late show band. And now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert [cheers and applause] stephen hey have a good show. Thank you, everybody. Please have a seat, ladies and
Lets talk about the timeline a little bit. What sort of juice do we believe the white house has to get the senate moving quickly . Nick the juice is the same in all cases. There is a clinical imperative to get this done in the senate, to put the stamp on and say, we repealed obamacare and replaced it, but there is also a reality of the legislative calendar. Members going back home for ansion, that will be interruption. That is why saw senator mcconnell appoint members to work on their counterproposal. This house bill is not going to get very far. Jeff theres going to be a wide gap between what House Republicans passed and what the senate brings back. Nick the House Republican bill was designed for the conservatives in the caucus with enough extra things in it to get a few of the moderates on board to support it. There was more money for these high pools for some states. A few billion dollars. Not the hundred billion dollars or more that analysts think is required. Th senate is goin to
Times square, tuesday, december 31st, 2013. From nbc news, this is today with matt lauer and Savannah Guthrie live from studio 1a in rockefeller plaza. And good morning. Welcome to today on a tuesday morning. Im erica hill. Savannah, al and natalie have the morning off. Did you see that sign, happy new year . Its tomorrow. But were getting ready. Good to be prepared. Carson daly getting the iron man award. Hes up early with us today. He will be hosting a big new years eve celebration this morning. Hes already there. Carson . Matt, erica, good morning. On the first im the first journalist out here. My show starts in 17 hours. But i wanted to get a jump on things. This is a tradition over 100 years odd. Times square. Its the calm before the storm. Nearly a million will be here behind us. We have a great show on nbc. Ill tell you more about it in a little bit. Youre right, today is the longest day of my year. You do that show so well, as you do this one. Carson, well check in with you in
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