Wait, where are you going . What are you going to do about all the senseless violence . Im going to toledo. cheers and applause announcer its the late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight video games. Plus stephen welcomes brian cox, Hannah Gadsby, and comedian shane torres, featuring jon batiste and stay human. And now live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, its Stephen Colbert n cheers and applause theme song playing stephen come on whoo hi there cheers and applause trilling have a seat, everybody. Thank you so much. Welcome one and all to the late show. Im your host Stephen Colbert. cheers and applause piano riff you can feel it. Im glad you guys have got the energy because you can feel it ton street today. Tooth today is a very rough day, so lets start off with something from the smile file. Thanks to trumps trade war with china, the Dow Jones Industrial average lost more than 750 points today. And that was the smile file. laughter because its all downhill from he
Mike birbiglia featuring the 8g band with bryan carter [ cheers and applause and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. We hope youre doing well. And now if you dont mind were going to get to the news today was socalled blackout wednesday, which is known as the biggest bar night of the year. So if you are watching me right now, you a loser [ laughter ] let me also stress that if youre watching me right now, i am fast asleep [ laughter ] i filmed this show earlier today. Youre awake im out cold [ laughter ] i a loser. [ laughter ] the white house has released a socalled menu of accomplishments that supporters can use to talk up President Biden around the thanksgiving table. And that way your parents wont even have to ask if youre still single [ laughter ] the Biden Administration yesterday launched a campaign urging americans to get updated coronavirus vaccines you launched it yesterday . [ laughter ] were seeing grandma tomorrow. [ laughter ] any other
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For it not to be a problem. We look forward to sundays president ial election in france. Its kind of historic proportions. We are way beyond what happened in the u. S. Election and certainly what happened in the brexit vote. Thats why they dont want to sound too complacent about it because they want the voters to get out there and put the ballot paper in the box. But it has to come to turnout levels weve never seen before. We end with the broadway play oslo leading to the accord 1993. Its not choosing sides, its not saying so and so is right or so and so is wrong. The political act is to expands the kinds of things we see people on the stage. Healthcare, the election in france and the play oslo when we continue. Rose funding for charlie rose has been provided by the following and by bloomberg, a provider of multimedia news and Information Services worldwide. Captioning sponsored by Rose Communications from our studios in new york city, this is charlie rose. Good evening, im jeff glor o
Lets talk about the timeline a little bit. What sort of juice do we believe the white house has to get the senate moving quickly . Nick the juice is the same in all cases. There is a clinical imperative to get this done in the senate, to put the stamp on and say, we repealed obamacare and replaced it, but there is also a reality of the legislative calendar. Members going back home for ansion, that will be interruption. That is why saw senator mcconnell appoint members to work on their counterproposal. This house bill is not going to get very far. Jeff theres going to be a wide gap between what House Republicans passed and what the senate brings back. Nick the House Republican bill was designed for the conservatives in the caucus with enough extra things in it to get a few of the moderates on board to support it. There was more money for these high pools for some states. A few billion dollars. Not the hundred billion dollars or more that analysts think is required. Th senate is goin to