The wall mart is imploding l mart everybody out now erybo [all screaming] s [fart] haa ha ha ha boys, you did it you did you killed the wall mart the how did you do it, kyle . all wall marts start a selfdestruction sequence if you break a mirror brea in the back. Art we know how to destroy it now. In w spread the word to other towns. Spread wait, i think i understand the symbolism of the mirror. Td the the wall mart. Is us. Duh. You see, boys, if we like our smalltown charm more than big corporate bullies,more we all have to be willing to pay a little bit more. Bl do you understand . Yeah yeah lets all go shop at jims drug down, the street [all cheering] all oh, lord, kumbaya all right, lets not make that mistake again. Not n. Yeah, lets go shop over at true value. O shop lets go yeah captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com welcome to the daily social distancing show. Im trevor noah. Today is monday, the 26th of october, which means, if you live in washington, colorado, montana,
Tracie potts live for us this morning and, tracie, the president is now suing to stop the count in three states. Exactly. In fact, there were existing Court Actions in nevada and also in pennsylvania and now theyve added to that in michigan and more court action in pennsylvania to try to get the observers in and to try and stop the vote counts. This by the Trump Campaign, the Biden Campaign say they have lawyers ready to try to stop this. They think its unwarranted. Meantime, President Trumps Team Including his family says they believe that the votes that are being counted, some of them, arent legitimate. They are trying to cheat us out of it because they know its their only path to victory. Not a single republican has been able to look at any one of these mail ballots. They could be from mars as far as were concerned. Every vote is going to count. Im going to fight like hell to protect the vote of every pennsylvanian. Pennsylvanias Governor Tom Wolf promising theyre going to count eve
Welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily social distancing show with trevor noah. Trevor lets kick it off with the big story. Election day is now just eight days away. So at this point, my friends, you can forget about getting in shape for it because election day bodies are made during the primaries. This year, votes for are not waiting till the first tuesday in november to cast their ballots. The Record Number of americans taking advantage of early voting across the country. An unprecedented 57 million ballots have been cast, more than 40 to have the total votes counted in the 2016 general election. At one of new york citys premier venues snaking around the block in brooklyn while marching bands drum up excitement. Incredible turnout in the lines. Ive never seen this before in my life. Americans dont even have to be earthbound to vote. U. S. Astronaut kate rubens casts her ballot with help
Why he says hes not the predat predator they say he is. The shopping scams on the rise. How to protect yourself. Caught on camera on video, explosive evidence of just how dangerous batteries could be after you throw them out. Later, a reallife game of pacman. Good Tuesday Morning, everyone. Im mona kosar abdi. Aim andrew dymburt. Kenneth is off. We begin with the historic white house event last night to swear in the new Supreme Court justice, Amy Coney Barrett. A large crowd gathered but this time most people were wearing a mask and were socially distanced. It comes as the president ial campaign enters the final stretch. Both candidates announcing more trips to swing states. Joe biden is defending his smaller events saying hes being responsible in the age of covid. But the Trump Campaign claims biden could never get the crowds the president gets. A record shattering 64 million votes have been cast and Melania Trump hits the campaign trail today. We begin with history at the white house
Why he says hes not the predat predator they say he is. The shopping scams on the rise. How to protect yourself. Caught on camera on video, explosive evidence of just how dangerous batteries could be after you throw them out. Later, a reallife game of pacman. Good Tuesday Morning, everyone. Im mona kosar abdi. Aim andrew dymburt. Kenneth is off. We begin with the historic white house event last night to swear in the new Supreme Court justice, Amy Coney Barrett. A large crowd gathered but this time most people were wearing a mask and were socially distanced. It comes as the president ial campaign enters the final stretch. Both candidates announcing more trips to swing states. Joe biden is defending his smaller events saying hes being responsible in the age of covid. But the Trump Campaign claims biden could never get the crowds the president gets. A record shattering 64 million votes have been cast and Melania Trump hits the campaign trail today. We begin with history at the white house