Face again, when would be the best time to make a comeback . Easy, when donald trump gets your job. George w. Bush is back in the public eye. Former president bush has been busy lately bouncing his way through a publicity four tore his new book. He has been doing interviews for portrait of courage. A lot of us were rough on george w. Bush. I hear everybody say the same thing, boy, i miss that guy. Who do you think you are a little bit of dancing. And im sober. Trevor go george go george oh, look at that man, ellen had so much fun with him. She was dancing and then, why wouldnt you let me get married just sit down. So crazy laughter one thing i learned from george w. Bushs talk show appearances, apparently time heals all wounds. You were involved in many notable faux pas which we had a lot of fun with. Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished, that was a big one. Trevor ha ha that was a big one ha ha were still dealing with the effects laughter i love how kimmel was trying to set him
Arrival of young kalel on earth from krypton. In that spirit to celebrate super tuesday, many people voted for general zod. applause well have full coverage of super tuesday tomorrow. On the topic of trump, this is interesting, the g. O. P. Frontrunner has gotten praise from interesting characters, real american hulk hogan and real white supremacist david duke. And in a surprising twist, the leader of the black muslim group the nation of islam, louis farrakhan. Im not making this up. Louis farrakhan praised trump as a good leader because he said trump is the only candidate who stood in front of the Jewish Community and said i dont want your money. To be clear, donald trump who wants to ban all muslim from entering the u. S. Got praised by a black muslim man for being against the jews whats going on in your mind now . They must be, like, that black muslim guy is right but trump is right but hes wrong if he says trump is right therntion who are we racist against . Do we deport ourselves
Uh, many people voted for general zod. Uh. Well, uh. Well obviously have full coverage of the real super tuesday tomorrow. But while were on the topic of trump, this is aa really fun and interesting story. So, the gop frontrunner has been getting a lot of praise from some interesting characters recently, uh, real american hulk hogan and, uh, real white supremacist david duke. And now, in, honestly, a surprising twist, the leader of the black muslim group the nation of islam, louis farrakhan. Yeah. Im not making this up. Louis farrakhan has praised trump as a good leader because he said that trump is the only candidate who stood in front of the Jewish Community and said i dont want your money. So just to be clear, donald trump, the man who wants to ban all muslims from entering the u. S. , just got praised by a black muslim racist man for being against the jews. Like, i feel so bad for Trump Supporters right now, because what is their. Whats going on in your mind right now . They must b
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A small box of nerds, and two everlasting gobstoppers. Side effects include lets just say it does not not cause bladder cancer. Jerkin it on the john will never been more hygienic. All right, ive said my piece. Good night. From Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is the daily show with trevor noah cheers and applause captioning sponsored by Comedy Central trevor welcome to the daily show im trevor noah thank you so much, everybody my guest tonight from this new show here in new york city, 3 mics neal brennan is here, everybody cheers and applause now, obviously, today is super tuesday, and we all know what that means. Tits day that we celebrate the arrival of young kalel on earth from krypton. In that spirit to celebrate super tuesday, many people voted for general zod. applause well have full coverage of super tuesday tomorrow. On the topic of trump, this is interesting, the g. O. P. Frontrunner has gotten praise from interesting characters, real american hulk ho