Face again, when would be the best time to make a comeback . Easy, when donald trump gets your job. George w. Bush is back in the public eye. Former president bush has been busy lately bouncing his way through a publicity four tore his new book. He has been doing interviews for portrait of courage. A lot of us were rough on george w. Bush. I hear everybody say the same thing, boy, i miss that guy. Who do you think you are a little bit of dancing. And im sober. Trevor go george go george oh, look at that man, ellen had so much fun with him. She was dancing and then, why wouldnt you let me get married just sit down. So crazy laughter one thing i learned from george w. Bushs talk show appearances, apparently time heals all wounds. You were involved in many notable faux pas which we had a lot of fun with. Mission accomplished. Mission accomplished, that was a big one. Trevor ha ha that was a big one ha ha were still dealing with the effects laughter i love how kimmel was trying to set him up for something fun like choking on a pretzel. Bush was, like, yeah, i destabilized an entire region on false pretext and pretended i won. Good times and the thing wasnt funny, somebody could have died. laughter this is how desperate we are for nice right now. We want to feel normal so badly, so badly, its the reason that, when trump gave a single speech that wasnt blood and carnage, everyone had org faze ms of president ialness oh, so president ial so president ial so president ial laughter oh, and just by the way, george bush is a pretty good painter. Thats what his book is about. Like, here is some of his art work. This one is stephen harper, the former canadian Prime Minister. And this one is indian Prime Minister singh, yeah. And this one here is oh, thats the iraqi weapons of mass destruction. laughter applause can you see it . Can you see it . applause keep looking. Keep looking. Keep looking. Keep looking. Now, while george bush was making his rounds, some people complained. They were, like, how can you laugh with him . Hes the worst president ever to which donald trump replied hold my beer President Trump making a difference accusation without providing proof President Trumps allegation that then president obama bugged his phones during the election. President trumps stunning claim accusing president obama of spying on him trevor oh, bleep bleep bleep this is the biggest story even bigger than last weeks biggest story ever when the attorney general was caught lying about his contacts with russia laughter donald trump thinks the best way to distract from a scandal is to start a bigger scandal. This Jeff Sessions thing is getting too hot. Im going to pull out my bleep and see if that helps. Lets do it, guys, lets do it laughter if youre going to accuse a former president of committing a major federal crime, at least show appreciation for the gravity of what youre doing. Call a press conference. Instead, trump is making these allegations from the same place we hashtag about the bachelor. Twitter outbursts came after sunrise at the winter white house. Terrible, just found out obama had my wires tapped in trump tower just before the victory. That was followed by four more president ial tweets, taking on president obama and miss spelling tapp. Trevor that was nicely done by the news guy. Hes just like, misspelling tapp. Because how are you going to take on a twothermpresident if you cant handle a threeletter word . laughter by the way, because trump is president , that is now officially the way we have to spell tap. The extra p is for pussy. laughter lets be honest, this whole story is such b. S. First of all, no one needs to spy on donald trump. You can just follow him on twitter. I wonder what his oh, there he told us what hes doing. Secondly, hes a proven troll. Were not going to waste our lives trying to disprove obama birth certificate part two and definitely not before the president offers a shred of evidence. What we will do, however, enjoy this tangerine rollercoaster and the ride it takes us on. So lets start with where trump got the idea. laughter applause the same place most bad ideas come from the internet. The president provided no evidence that, during the campaign, the Obama Administration had him wire tapped, but he appears to have picked up the idea from the conservative web site breitbart news. Trevor oh, thats comforting. The president gets his news from a right wing conspiracy web site. Quick question, how can you be a conspiracy theoriest when you are the president . You are the person with access to all the information. People make conspiracy theories because they dont know the truth. The president is supposed to know the truth. Pretty soon trump will be covered in tinfoil doing, the government is spying on me but you are the government i know, it goes all the way to the top laughter you know whats sad about this is just a week ago just a week ago, people the media was calling donald trump president ial. Tinted he learn anything from that . You know, the press was, like, dude, you can trick us the you want just talk nice instead, he was like, pass and thats with two ps laughter as with most trump scandals, the most fun for the ride is watching his people try and fail to defend him. And sean spicer has clearly learned his lesson because he didnt go out to defend trump this time hurricane sent his deputy. The president of the United States is accusing the former president of wiretapping him. I think that this is,gan, something, if this happened, mart if, if, if he said just found out that obama had my wires tapped in trump tower, thats not and if. Look, i will let the president speak for himself. laughter trevor you know the story is bonkers when your spokesperson says, he can speak for himself. laughter he said what . Man, you gotta take that up with him. I aint getting involved in this bleep no more. laughter but, look, we all know you cant trust just anyone to handle trumps untruth bombs. When he goes full crazy, theres only one person with the alternative set of skills to back him up. How does he know that his phone was actually tapped . Let me answer that globally hes the president of the United States. He has information and intelligence that the rest of us do not. Trevor you know what . Yeah, ill agree, trump has intelligence that i definitely do not. laughter i agree. Listen, people, one more time trumps accusation is ridiculous and pathetic. Even f. B. I. Director james comey, aka hillary swag man, hes come out and asked the Justice Department to call donald trump on his lie, even comey. Obama didnt tap trumps phones we did. laughter and, honestly, the conversations with we uncovered were pretty shocking. Hi, mr. Xi jinping. It is pronounced pronouncing. Wrong, wrong, its xen. Im the best at cheeking china. What are you wearing . Its red and long. What do you want me to do to it . Hands off, perfect. Hotline. Failing new york times, hot tip for you, you fiches. Byebye. Hi, this is donald speaking. Its me, tiffany. dial tone hello, hello 911, whats your emergency . God, you got to help me. Stay calm, sir, what happened . I just became president of america, and i dont know what im doing. Trevor well be right back. cheers and applause classic hersheys outside. With a new creamy, crunchy inside. New hersheys cookie layer crunch. Classic reimagined. You know ipad pro can replace a mscanner, pad of paper, and laptop, so you can get rid of that old stuff. Yeah, but im not getting rid of this. Nobody said you had to. Goood were best friends. 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Something to smile about. cheers and applause trevor welcome back to the daily show you know, we talk so much about politics that, every now and again, its nice to take a break. And for a breath of fresh airstrikes we turn to my of fresh air, we turn to my friend neal brennan, everybody whats up, neal . Lets talk about trump. Trevor i dont wanna we have to. I get why liberals are against trump, but why are conservatives for him . Hes everything you said you hated. For my whole life conservatives said government spend is out of control, it will take a republican to stop it, and along comes trump. Our debt is about to get deeper, adding 10 trillion to what we owed over a decade. President trump called over 10 trillion in infrastructure, increase in military spending and tax cuts. A budget that will blow an absolute hole in the national debt, another 10 trillion . Conservatives, ump totally antideficit till you got the checkbook . Thats like gluten free dill until you get the keys to the spaghetti store. Trevor to be fair, that is his first pass at a the budget. So those numbers could change. Okay, fine. Lets look at things trump has done. In the past eight years, trevor, whats something republicans hated about the president that he was trevor black. laughter yes, and also this president obama spent saturday, sunday and monday playing a lot of golf. He needs to get off the golf course, put his pants on and be the president. Until this president attends more funerals than rounds of golf okay, so president plus golf equals bad. No my rule, your rule. Since his inauguration President Trump spent four of the last five weekends at maralago. President trumps visited two florida gorings playing six times so far as president. Trumps had the job six weeks, taken four vacations. Wheres your outrage now, republicans . I personally dont mind he golfers. The more time he spends waddling around outside, the less damage he can do in the white house. cheers and applause trevor but, neal, you know, to conservatives, trump is still better than Hillary Clinton. Thats what i dont get. All right, trevor, what did conservatives hate about Hillary Clinton . That she was a trevor black. No. laughter it was this. And it was Hillary Clinton who left americans in harms way in benghazi. Coming from benghazi. Benghazi. Benghazi. Benghazi. Benghazi benghazi was basically 2016s wazaaaa republicans put the claim black male of benghazi on hillary and wanted her to take responsibility. Donald trump ordered to raid yemen which went sideways and led to the death of one of our navy seals. Buck stops with trump, right . This is a mission that started before i got here. This is something they just, you know, they wanted to do. They came to see me, explained what they wanted to do, the generals, and they lost ryan. They lost him . Dude, youre the commanderinchief of the military, not the manager of a laundromat. You have to be president ial. F. D. R. Didnt say december 7, 1941, a day which will live in infamy as a day those boat guys lost pearl harbor. laughter republicans, again, how is this your guy . How are you fine with yemen . No investigations, no hearing, no bumper stickers . Yemen lends itself to bumper stickers. Heres one. Yemen theres not going to be an investigation . laughter thats right off the dome. Trump is everything conservatives used to say they hate. Remember american exceptionalism, the republican idea that merk is by definition better than every other country . Trump will even give that away to defend his boy vladimir putin. Putins a killer. Theres a lot of killers. Weve got a lot of killers. What, do you think our country is so innocent . I dont know of any government leaders that are killers. Well, take a look at what weve done, too. Nat only is he defending russia, hes implicating america. Trump would be the worst lawyer, your honor, the defendant couldnt have done it because my client did it. laughter so republicans, congratulations. You won the election. This is your guy. But at what cost . Because if a deficit spending golfing shirker is your guy, next time conservatives say, dual america . You have to say, sure, but not as much i love my side winning. Trevor. Trevor neal brennan trevor neal brennan back, everybody trevor neal brennan back, everybody you dont look like yowelcome to america. Re. Go back home. Abandon ship welcome to st. Louis, son. A beer for my friend, please. Thank you, but next time. This is the beer we drink. Eberhard anheuser. Adolphus busch. And were gonna get the phone i his phone,ry sorry. Uh out of you. As soon as [ringtone] [ringtone] i have to, i have to take this. Just a little pinch. Sweetheart, i left my phone insi [inaudible muffled voice] im having phone. Issues. 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My guest tonight is an International Superstar who stars in the hit drama shades of blue on nbc. Please welcome Jennifer Lopez cheers and applause thank you thank you thank you so much thank you thats so nice. cheers and applause hi did i say hi . cheers and applause okay. Im getting shy now. Trevor and now stream for jennifer and now scream for Jennifer Lopez cheers and applause thank you trevor welcome to the show. Its my first time with you here. Trevor this is our first time together. This is our first time. Trevor do you know that my whole trying to host the daily show was just an elaborate ruse to meet you . Thats all that was. Is that what it was . Trevor do you know that i broke my moms vcr because i kept on rewinding and fast forwarding if you had my love. Is that true . Trevor i was trying to learn the lyrics. You mess up the tape in the machine if you have and i give you all my would you comfort me and i was trying to get the moves. cheers and applause yes trevor im flattered. Trevor no, i just want money for my vcr. laughter congratulations on season two of shades of blue cheers and applause i mean, it was weird for me to see you saying this, but you genuinely seemed shocked at how successful it was. Why . I dont know. When i go into things and im creating them and were putting a project together, im really doing it because i love it, and the success of it is always kind of, like, icing on the cake because you never know. You never know what people are going to respond to. You hope and you put your eggs in a certain basket and go for it, but you never know. So whatever it is, i am always, like, pleasantly surprised. Im, like, wow, yes this is happening. Trevor you have every right because shades of blue is fantastic. Doing well. I love you change your hair for your character. I did into becausether otherwise i would be, like, its j. Lo, not a policewoman right. And i was super conscious of that. When i thought about harrelly, i thought, okay, harley santos, you know, new york cop, like, if i grew up because i grew up in new york so i have a feel for what that is. Trevor but are you still jenny from the block . Do you still roll with new york . Do you still know new york . Well, i come here a lot. Now that i do the show, i spend more time here, i spend five or six months out of the year here, which i havent done in years. Trevor do you still know the subway. Yeah, i know. Trevor do you even know how much a subway ticket costs . Okay, i started riding the subway when it was 50 cents, it went to 75. Maybe the last time, it was like 1. 75 . But now its more, im sure. Trevor 2. 75. We need to protest it trevor j. Lo, 2. 75 youre a dollar removed from your fans, j. Lo you are a dollar removed from your fans when did this happen . Trevor when you were making money, j. Lo thats when when you were making money laughter ill give you another chance. You had your album on the six. Io road the six, yes . Yes, i did, many times. For years. Trevor what is the last stop on the six train . audience reacts common, this is easy, the Brooklyn Bridge no, Brooklyn Bridge in man hasnt and pelham bay on my side in the bronx. Trevor you were like on my side in the bronx dont mess with me applause i know this i named my first album on the six trevor im not judging you at all. Youre messing with me trevor im going to let you go but im going to ask you a tough question. We ask hardhitting questions on this show, really political, i want to know, genuinely, did you get with drake because you dented know me yet . laughter cheers and applause let me clear this up, i am not with drake, okay . audience reacts trevor yes laughter applause trevor carry on. I was trying to be balanced. But maybe thats it. Thats all i need to say. Trevor that is all you need to say. Thank you so much for being here. It was so nice. Trevor wonderful having you. Please join us again. Shades of blue airs sundays 10 00 p. M. On nbc. Jennifer lopez, everybody Jennifer Lopez, everybody cheers and applause everybody offers unlimited but its expensive now with tmobile one, you get unlimited with taxes and fees included. Thatll save you hundreds. Get two lines of unlimited data for 100. Thats right. 2 lines. 100. All in. Taxes and fees included nobody else gives you that and now, get our best iphone offer yet. Get the amazing iphone 7 on us with each new line when you switch. So go allin with iphone 7 and unlimited data. Only at tmobile. You know, ipad pro a mess siand apple pencileep. Have revolutionized the way we take notes. And if you fell asleep. You could even record them. Just in case. Ouch. Hes got the cash. Hes got a condo. Hes got a car. Hes got a career. But that still doesnt mean he gets you. Time to shine. Orbit. Tonight. 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