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Uh, many people voted for general zod. Uh. Well, uh. Well obviously have full coverage of the real super tuesday tomorrow. But while were on the topic of trump, this is aa really fun and interesting story. So, the gop frontrunner has been getting a lot of praise from some interesting characters recently, uh, real american hulk hogan and, uh, real white supremacist david duke. And now, in, honestly, a surprising twist, the leader of the black muslim group the nation of islam, louis farrakhan. Yeah. Im not making this up. Louis farrakhan has praised trump as a good leader because he said that trump is the only candidate who stood in front of the Jewish Community and said i dont want your money. So just to be clear, donald trump, the man who wants to ban all muslims from entering the u. S. , just got praised by a black muslim racist man for being against the jews. Like, i feel so bad for Trump Supporters right now, because what is their. Whats going on in your mind right now . They must be like, yeah, i mean, that black muslim guy is right. Butbut trump is right. But hes wrong. Heshes ri. Wait, he says trump. If he says trump is right, then who are we racist against . Do we deport ourselves . it must be so hard. So enjoy that, trump. Enjoy that. But now on to our main story. Uh, i wanted to talk to you guys about, uh, iowa, the land of corn, caucuses, and, uh, people in cow suits pretending to be cows. Uh. Thats right. Im onto you, iowa. I know theres no such thing as cows. Youre just a bunch of weird dudes who like tricking people into tugging your nipples. I see you. Anyway, uh, iowa. Uh. So, uh. So now that the crazy caucuses are over, things are. Things are getting back to normal. This week, iowa lawmakers sent a bill to the state senate that would allow children under the age of 14 to shoot handguns. Yay finally kids under 14 will get to use handguns aw. Beliebers versus directioners is gonna get a whole lot more interesting. Yeah. Yeah. chuckles yeah, and you thought teenagers could hurt each other with tweets. Oh, man. Soso just to clear things up, currently, currently. Currently, kids in iowa can use long guns legally for target practice or murder or hunting, right . Um. Yeah. A lot of kids do love hunting, you know . Those kids who only like the first five minutes of bambi. And so. So, previously, kids under 14 in iowa could only carry rifles. But now this new law would allow them to use handguns. Uh, oh, but the only condition is that they must be supervised by an adult who maintains visual and verbal contact at all times. Yeah. Which is great news for parents, because, uh, maintaining visual and verbal contact can be done using facetime. Yeah. No, youyou see, that way you can still supervise them without actually being physically around the kid with the loaded gun theres a kid running around. It would be so much safer. Look at me, mommy look at me yay now, ive heard. Ive heard a lot of people complain about how nothing gets done by politicians. And, uh, to them, i reply, be careful what you wish for. Reporter Nathan Gibson says hes been allowing his now 12yearold girls to shoot handguns since they were five years old. He is one of a number of parents in the state thats been lobbying to change the gun law for years. Yeah. So, uh. chuckles so justjust to get this straight, so some guy picked up the phone and called the lawmaker and said, hey, uh, my kids need guns. And they were like, done and every day in america, theres parents calling lawmakers saying, hey, my kids died because of guns. And theyre like, uh, can you hold . Yeah. Not as funny, is it . And its not like iowa doesnt do safety regulations. For instance, in iowa, you even need licenses to braid hair. To braid hair, you need a license. That is a real law. And i know some people are going, yeah, but, trevor, iowa is full of white people. Have you seen what happens when they try to braid hair . And i understand that. I get it. I mean, i bet one family came back from jamaica, and iowa lawmakers were like, shut it all down shut it all down we cant have this happening the guy looks good, you got to admit. The guy looks good. Look, ii mean, this is. You know, this gun argument goes around in circles. I understand that a lot of people feel the need to possess handguns, and i understand that the Second Amendment provides that right. Butbut do we really need kids carrying guns . Because the bill doesnt even restrict this to just gun ranges. So were willing to live in a world where theres a potential that a kid would have a gun in public. Yeah. Children with guns. Children. Do you know what children are . These things. Aah no no screaming boy screaming crying man oh. child speaking indistinctly crying mom mom child laughing stop stop audience sighing, groaning and laughing yeah, who watches that and says, uh, i like that . laughter but its missing something. Mom mom child laughing gunfire stop stop audience groaning oh, and just, by the way, that was under adult supervision. You do realize that. That kid was doing that under adult super. I love that the adult was, like, im just gonna videotape this. This is. laughter honestly, this is so crazy to me, you know . But there is some good news. Although the bill passed the republicancontrolled iowa house of representatives, its expected to fail in the democraticcontrolled senate, all right . And children in iowa will not be allowed to carry handguns after all. So, i felt better when i discovered this. Yeah, it is good news. Uh, until i heard this. Apparently, most states do not restrict children from using handguns. Yes. Most states let kids use handguns. They also let dogs use handguns. laughter well, did you know that . laughter well, they dont actually allow them, but theres no law against it. And apparently, if theres no law against it, then its not like were gonna use our common sense, and, uh, you know . laughter dogs with guns. Of course, it makes sense. Its like the movie ar bud. Yeah yeah, we get it. laughter we all love that story. applause whats that, boy . Whats that . What . Timmy wont bother me anymore . What did you do . Good shot, boy good shot laughter so, its incredibly easy to give kids guns in america, and it seems like its only getting easier. upbeat tune plays 1888guns 4 kids guns guns 4 kids 1888guns 4 kids donate your guns today. Did you know that im nine years old, and in a whole lot of states, i can use firearms . Even machine guns. So call and donate your guns today. 1888guns 4. gunshot man oh, my leg man 2 cut man ive been shot by a freaking child im sorry. Man mother bleeping . Somebody call a hospital 911. Someone please call. Man use a phone, not the song 911. Someone please call man goddamn it im never gonna walk again 911. Someone please call. applause and cheering donate your guns today well be right back cheers and applause hey there, can i help you with anything . Hey siri, whats at ts latest offer . Oh, i dont think that siri can. Right now, switch to at t for an iphone and get one free. Wow, is that right . Yeah, its basically. Yes. That is the current offer from at t. Okay siri, you dont know everything. Well, i know you asked me to call you the at t hostess with the mostest. Okay, shut her down. Turn it off. Right now, buy an iphone and get another one free when you add a second line. The Bud Light Party wasnt invited to the debates. But we dont need them. We have debates of our own every night. A hotdog is a sandwich. Over bud lights, of course. Its pronounced jif. You cannot outrun a zebra. Heres to good natured civil debates. Also, its gif. cheers and applause trevor welcome back you know, we have been hearing the term body acceptance a lot recently, but what is it and how do you know if youve caught it . laughter for more, joined by seen your womens issues correspondent Kristen Schaal cheers and applause kristen thanks, trevor. Are you forgetting something . Trevor no, no. Its march 1. Do you want to wish me happy womens History Month . Trevor oh, which. So black History Month is done already . Yeah, but you got an extra day because its leap year. Did you do anything special wit . Trevor black stuff. Oh, i want to know what that is so bad laughter but its time to talk about womens history. Part of our rich cultural tradition is make women feel like there is something wrong with their bodies at all times. Too many girls have grown up getting the wrong message about how they should look till now. Mat tell hasp dated bar bys look. The blondehaired blueeyed bombshell is changing her look to a line of more ethnically diverse dolls. Theyre still driving pink convertibles thats not realistic get her a 93 93 isuzu. The Sports Illustrated makes us splap splash. For the first time ever, there is a plussize model, size 16 Ashley Graham. I never thought i would say this, but Sports Illustrated, that was a really feminist choice in masturbation material. Weve finally shattered the glass bikini. Trevor sounds like that would hurt, due, i mean but good for them tore choosing a plussize model. Just one problem. Where you see a plus, Ashley Graham sees a negative. She did talk about her dislike for the term plussize during an interview with ellen degeneres. The majority of this room is considered plussize. Hope you feel better about yourself. laughter thats the problem. Were telling women theyre plussize. Ive always been told plussize starts at 8 and goes to 16. It starts at 8 . 8, trevor 8 trevor is this good or bad . I dont know what womens sizes are. 8 because its a curvy number . Is that what it is . That is a really adorable, but no, okay . Plussize starts at 8 because the modeling world is insane according to them, i could be a plussize model well, i mean, i couldnt be a model could i . I mean, i dont have the cheekbones or the chin, but i i do have that angry stare. laughter cheers and applause trevor kristin. Hold on. Almost got it. Ow there it is trevor are you okay . Ow youre right, trevor, i could be add mole. Anyway, i get why Ashley Graham would have an issue being labeled plussize. Whats important is what other people think of her body. Cheryl tiegs, remember her . She is slamming grahams full figure. I dont like it were talking about fullfigured women because its glamorizing them. Your waste should be small than 35. Thats right, ladies. Your waist should be narrower than cheryl tiegs world view. laughter but to be fair, when she says a womans waist should be under 35 inches, thats not just her fashion sense. She has extensive medical training. Thats what dr. Oz said and im sticking to it. Kristen thats right cheryl tiegs went to medical school at daytime tv university. laughter getting yougetting your medicalm a talk show is like getting your porn from Sports Illustrated. There are better sources. Trevor good to have backup plan in case wifi goes out. I see you rubbed one out during the blackout, there ever laughter trevor thats still in the packaging. The only way a woman gets more valuable with age. The cheryl tiegs doesnt like Ashley Graham she wont like curvy barbie. Trevor is that the new curvy barbie . Can you imagine what their tea party would be like . Here, trevor. You be curvy barbie. I can see you have a connection with her. Trevor okay. And im cheryl tiegs. Trevor okay. Hi. Im cheryl tiegs. Wwelcome to my tea party, who ae you . Trevor im vanessa. You really built a whole backstory around her, good job, trevor hi, vanessa. Trevor could you please pass me a cupcake . No. You look a little unhealthy, plus im in this box is that oh, please, please, please . They look delicious oh you know all about delicious, dont you . Trevor why are you so mean . Why are you so fat . Trevor come out of the box and say that to my face im sick and tire of people like you saying things about me in high school you said all those things you said im not good and then come out and say that come out and say it to my face now trevor its a worthless hunk of plastic trevor, achesly paid a lot of money for that. Trevor im sorry. Ill pay you back. Kristen schaal, everyone. Well be right back. cheers and applause [ crowd cheering ] beer ice cold beer hey, can we get some beers . What beer . Ummmm. Redds apple ale ill take one too. Me too hey redds apple ale redds apple ale. Crisp like an apple. 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Trevor thank you for being here, buddy. Your show is on, but whats more important for us today is its super tuesday. So are you a trump man . Its like when a 16yearold girl is dating a 25yearold, and her familys going, like, hes not a good guy. And shes, like, you dont understand my donny laughter hes a good man hes going to build us a wall laughter applause trevor i know its an analogy but i love the idea in that story donnys building a wall for this girl. Yeah, wheres the wall. laughter trevor bernie. He berniehillary thing. Trevor whats insane about that is a lot of people were shocked by how well hillary did with black folks. People were saying hillary might not do as well because of her record and things she said and her husbands past but she crushed it. The way hillary stood by bill during the lewinsky scandal, she is in the right or die chick all of fame applause thats the main reason black people like hillary is because she dresses like stev steve ste. applause trevor im so sorry. I am so sorry laughter oh, man, lets talk about your show a little bit. 3 mics. A lot of times, comedians dont really talk about the dark side of comedy, right. Mmhmm. Trevor in your show, what really connects with me is you talk a lot about depression. Yeah. Trevor you have three mics for that reason. Yeah. Yes. One is standup, one is oneliners, and one is for, like, emotional monologues. The thing i didnt know, like, when event you the show, you were, like, i didnt know you have depression, too. I was, like, you have depression . But what about the dimples, trevor . laughter applause trevor you know whats funny about it is people go, if youre depressed, you cant smile. If youre depressed, you cant tell jokes. But as comedians, thats one thing most comedians share is like the monkey on the back of depression. Like, i always said to you the thing thats weird is im an optimistic depressed person. No, this is true. So, like, if i ever think of suicide or ever thought of suicide i go, yeah, suicide, but then i go, i could go stay on an island, though. Well, you say thats optimistic, i say youre a richard depressed person. applause laughter trevor you dont know what island i was talking about. We have islands where im from. laughter how do you talk about depression in a comedy show without making people get depression in your show . Im honest about it. Ive done so many different treatments. Ive done ka dr amine, ive done probably five different medications. I tried something called t. M. S. That worked great, trance cranial magnetic stimulation. People are googling that. They put a wand up to your head and shoot magnetic beams into your head. By the way, covered by insurance. Not kidding. Yeah. Trevor that sounded like scientology. Im not lying. laughter this is a real thing that you do. Yes, and i did it and it did more for my depression than anything ive ever done. Trevor you come out and youre happy . I swear, people go, what did you do while you did the treatment . They hooked it up and i sat there for half an hour and watched the daily show. Trevor aww cheers and applause trevor neal brennan. It would work against it, it was very depressing on the daily show, but laughter trevor neal brennan, 3 mics, playing at the Lynn Redgrave theater here in new york city april 9 neal brennan, every 3d touch on iphone 6s responds to the pressure of your finger. So you can do a ton of stuff in a lot less time. Like look at a site without going to it. Or watch a video without opening it. You can do pretty much everything faster. Shooting stuff. Music stuff. Couch shopping. Shoe shopping. Running. Kind of. Checking a flight from an email. Im peeking my flight. Im not peeking my flight. 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Oh, its all gonna be machines at some point. You think were gonna get replaced by machines . Someday, but its like. Oh, these folks seem nice both beeping i got this. Bebeep beboo. Target acquired. Oh, boy. What did you say . I dont know. I thought i said what he said, but i guess the. Nuances. Announcer introducing handcrafted sweet cream sodas. Part of sonics new soda pop shoppe. And dont forget to try our new ultimate chicken club. click cheers and applause trevor that is our show for tonight join us tomorrow night at 11 00. Now here it is. Your moment of zen. Comedy central cheers and applause larry whoo whoo yes thank you very much such a great crowd, man

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