greg: run you little freak [cheers and applause] greg: happy wednesday everybody, oh, yeah. so the critics still want to yell at dave chappelle. the legendary comedian just released a new netflix special and you know what that means. once again, it s time to get mad at jokes. true, critics in the media are bluer in the face than a choking smurf. you remember back in 2021 the usual suspects were outraged that chappelle dared to joke about transgender people in his act. trans people were a gassed at the professional comedian, who makes fun at everybody, made fun of them. which seems strange not making fun of you seems the opposite of inclusion. still netflix employees staged a walkout. they demanded content warnings to protect their precious feelings when really they re the ones who should come with a content warning and have it tattooed on their foreheads that reads, handle with care, we re [bleep]. [laughter] in other words, they acted just like the censors they claim c
tonight. thank you. [applause] greg: happy wednesday. [screams] greg: that s what it s like to be loved. so scientists just k. there are three manmade things that can be seen from outer space. the panama canal, the great wall of china and tyrus. just kidding about the last one. it s actually the towering stupidity of the colorado supreme court. [applause] greg: yes. thank you, i ll take it. it makes pikes peak look as flat as joe biden s ekg. in a 4-3 decision, four democratic appointed judges from the ivy league just voted to remove trump s name from next year s presidential ballot. in other words, they just endorsed hip. they just did for for his chance to become president than joe and kamala s incompetence put together. are these four judges the only people alive noticed that every time the democrats use the constitution as a snot rag trump s numbers rise faster than trump s heart rate after an eight-ball. maybe they really want cher to move to canada. insult him
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officers into a high-speed chase until he crashed and pulled a gun on the cops. [siren] 1050. 15050. shots fired. shots fired. [gunfire] the suspect died on the scene. in palmdale, california, police officers were responding to a domestic violence call when they arrived the woman said her mentally ill husband hit her and was suicidal, after sweeping the house, the house found the suspect in in the backyard wielg a # foot long sword and charging at him. let me see your hands. shoot. [bleep] [bleep] he has a sword. i have a sword. drop it. drop it. develop it, 40. 30. [gunshots] jesse: this isn t what police sign up for but it actually is. it s not easy. their job is to maintain order. and when the rule of law isn t i couldn t know held and when bliss aren t respected, cities turn into ticking time bombs like what we are seeing here in new york. a homeless man was on a subway car throwing garbage at passengers, threatening them. saying things like this. i want
balls to be good in this industry, which is why some even go so far as to marry a wife with some. [laughter] greg: now some will get that. now, you don t have to like chappelle s jokes, you can get mad, picket netflix, post angry essays, or you could turn it off that s how everyone stopped watching kimmel. but minding your own business doesn t fuel the 24/7 grievance machine, doesn t give dying ration like rolling stone content to fill their sad pages. so until they find another way to make a living, the protests will continue. but thankfully so are the jokes. period! [cheers and applause] greg: let s welcome tonight s guests. his wife makes him leave the toilet seat up. and his now you know tour starts in february, comedian jim norton! [cheers and applause] greg: when you see her smirking, danger is lurking.