[cheering]. greg: yes! [cheers and applause]. greg: happy thursday, everybody! ha, ha, ha. okay accident all right. they use their might to spy on the right. a new report from the house judiciary committee reveal that during the justification of january 6th the feds searched for home grown violent extremists. jim jordan asked the banks to conduct the search using terms like trump and maga. to it track gun purchases they asked the banks to query terms like bass proshops and dick s sporting goods. in other words, you if bought a jockstrap at dick s, you could have ended up on a federal target list of domestic violent extremist. i knit my own. it takes 2 balls of yarn. domestic violent extremist ises a mouthful. what the democrats really mean is republican. they justify this by investigation january 6th. i don t think anyone got more out of a single date than meghan markle went home it harry. the excuses are as weak as joe s urine stream. they said the searches were begu
[cheering]. greg: yes! [cheers and applause]. greg: happy thursday, everybody! ha, ha, ha. okay accident all right. they use their might to spy on the right. a new report from the house judiciary committee reveal that during the justification of january 6th the feds searched for home grown violent extremists. jim jordan asked the banks to conduct the search using terms like trump and maga. to it track gun purchases they asked the banks to query terms like bass proshops and dick s sporting goods. in other words, you if bought a jockstrap at dick s, you could have ended up on a federal target list of domestic violent extremist. i knit my own. it takes 2 balls of yarn. domestic violent extremist ises a mouthful. what the democrats really mean is republican. they justify this by investigation january 6th. i don t think anyone got more out of a single date than meghan markle went home it harry. the excuses are as weak as joe s urine stream. they said the searches were begu
greg: run you little freak [cheers and applause] greg: happy wednesday everybody, oh, yeah. so the critics still want to yell at dave chappelle. the legendary comedian just released a new netflix special and you know what that means. once again, it s time to get mad at jokes. true, critics in the media are bluer in the face than a choking smurf. you remember back in 2021 the usual suspects were outraged that chappelle dared to joke about transgender people in his act. trans people were a gassed at the professional comedian, who makes fun at everybody, made fun of them. which seems strange not making fun of you seems the opposite of inclusion. still netflix employees staged a walkout. they demanded content warnings to protect their precious feelings when really they re the ones who should come with a content warning and have it tattooed on their foreheads that reads, handle with care, we re [bleep]. [laughter] in other words, they acted just like the censors they claim c
ha ha, happy tuesday everyone, i am tom shillue in for greg gutfeld who i m told is busy fighting extradition. so before we get to the news, i thought it might be appropriate to look at some of the new year s resolutions from some famous names and faces. for example, president joe biden, his new year s resolution? continue to cheat death. hunter biden. find that envelope i left somewhere in the white house. commander the dog, eat more salads and fewer secret service agents. kamala harris, to resolve to make resolutions for the new year, because it s new and it s a year. [cheers and applause]. i might add stop laughing, that might help, too. the custodian who cleans the senate judiciary room. three words, use more bleach. brian kilmeade, i will continue to be the butt of greg s jokes. and finally randi weingarten, add 40 pounds to my bench press. she ll make it. on to the monologue. so i m looking over tonight s headlines trying to think of the perfect story to start the s
america from defaulting on its debt. biden has accused republicans of taking extreme positions on the spending cuts. they insist republicans have a red line when it comes to spending. history is a threat to our nation. i have something to say. morehouse college was found in 1867. it s a private historically black means liberal arts college in atlanta georgia. where they say leadership is learned from legends of old. it s a place where union soldiers died for freedom in america, and today morehouse college is a place where governor westmore, the first black governor of maryland, in the this third black governor ever elected to mark s history came with a simple but powerful message for the man of morehouse. our history is our power. they re continuing the hbcu tradition, and forging a brighter future. some in it are hell-bent on evoking their power. how? we ll take florida. just days ago, they banned diversity, equity, and inclusion programs in the state. and already limited th