Than some of the other shows. I think we can agree that the worst part of the pandemic is that every late night talk show looks like a single dads first youtube video. But im excited to be back hosting tonight. Apparently i was number one in the ratings last night. So from now on you can call me ncis los angeles. Lets take a look at the news. Hollywood is under a lot of pressure to get back to work. But as governor gavin newsom said today, even with covid rates spiking all over california, its all worth it if we can achieve herd immunity among the cast of barry. Now as you may have heard, Donald Trumps niece mary trump is releasing a tellall book about the president which is already selling well. And she Just Announced shes working on a series of childrens books about the president , including horton withdraws from w. H. O. The taking tree. Cloudy with a chance of white supremacy. And goodnight mooch. Joe biden has opened up a double digit lead over trump in many polls. Although trump
Tonight, join jimmy and his guests Martin Lawrence, Matthew Lopez and kyle soller, musical guest karol g. And featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1185 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh my goodness, hello. Hi welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you very much. Happy friday happy friday well, you guys, the nfl playoffs are in full swing and there are so many big matchups this weekend you have the vikings versus the 49ers. You have seahawks versus packers. And you have prince harry versus the royal family. And [ cheers and applause but listen to this, i heard that the Green Bay Packers are asking for 700 volunteers to come to the stadium and shovel snow [ light laughter ] that story again, 700 people who live off of brats and cheese are volunteering for a heart attack [ laughter ] its not just the nfl in action on monday. Its the Big College
Comedian Orlando Leyba and the featuring the legendary roots crew and now here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, wow come on, now oh my goodness welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, youre here [ cheers and applause you guys, im so excited about this eddie murphy is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause i love eddie so much in fact, earlier today i realized his career really sums up what President Trump is going through right now. [ light laughter ] ill show you what i mean. You see, 48 hrs ago, trump got impeached. In fact, things got so bad he even considered trading places with mike pence. [ laughter ] yep, trump had no idea bribing ukraine would boomerang back at him [ laughter ] and now impeachment will be a stain that follows him for the rest of his life. [ laughter ] yeah, trump was sending hundreds of tweets people thought that he was delirious. [ laughter ] in fact, trump was so mad he considered
[ light laughter ] President Trump met with the russian minister of Foreign Affairs on the same day hes being impeached. That is brazen naming it the missing wife. [ laughter ] wheel of fortune sidekick vanna white this week started a threeweek run as fillin host and let me tell you, it is chaos in the nursing home. [ light laughter ] what is she doing wheres pat . [ light laughter ] President Trumps campaign has released a line of lgbtq pride themed merchandise and then mike pence squinted so hard, his eyes healed over kfc announced last week that it will begin selling a fireplace log that smells like fried chicken. [ audience ohs ] [ light laughter ] perfect if youve ever wondered what your dog would look like on fire [ laughter and applause according to a new report, liam was the most popular baby name for boys this year tied for last, lev and igor. [ light laughter ] a man in asia recently proposed to a silicone sex doll but if you ask me, hes just using her. [ light laughter ] a n
Bong joonho musical guest summer walker, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1172 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, wow [ cheers and applause welcome. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you very much. Theres so much going on right now. Guys, the house is drafting up articles of impeachment. North korea is moving closer to a nuclear missile. And russia is interfering in the u. K. Elections lets see what President Trump is focused on. People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once. They end up using more water [ laughter ] jimmy thats right [ cheers and applause during a business roundtable, trump said that people are flushing the toilet 10 or 15 times because of low water pressure [ light laughter ] trump was like, its crazy. I take off the lid, i sit op the tank, i do my business flush ten times and nothing happens. [ laughter ] sit