Bong joonho musical guest summer walker, and featuring the legendary roots crew questlove 1172 steve and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, wow [ cheers and applause welcome. Welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. Youre here. [ cheers and applause you made it. Thank you very much. Theres so much going on right now. Guys, the house is drafting up articles of impeachment. North korea is moving closer to a nuclear missile. And russia is interfering in the u. K. Elections lets see what President Trump is focused on. People are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times, as opposed to once. They end up using more water [ laughter ] jimmy thats right [ cheers and applause during a business roundtable, trump said that people are flushing the toilet 10 or 15 times because of low water pressure [ light laughter ] trump was like, its crazy. I take off the lid, i sit op the tank, i do my business flush ten times and nothing happens. [ laughter ] sit on the tank . People in the room were like, maybe youre not jiggling the handle properly. Hes like, read the transcript it was a perfect jiggle. [ laughter ] lets just assume that people are flushing their toilets 10 or 15 times does that mean that people are telling the president of the United States about their flushing habits . [ light laughter ] or trump is asking about them . [ laughter ] i dont understand like, forget about north korea. How many times does it take for you to flush . [ laughter ] trump was complaining about toilets and he actually said that hes had to flush a toilet over ten times well it might explain this commercial i saw earlier today watch this are you having trouble flushing your toilet people are flushing toilets 10 times, 15 times then you need the trump toilet oh, my god. The trump toilet uses 25 gallons of water per flush. [ laughter ] whoa, thats strong and its got built in wifi so you can tweet while you use it thats my dream and if you order now, well throw in a roll of toilet paper made out of the failing new york times. Its going down the tubers. So forget about saving water and get the trump toilet [ cheers and applause jimmy trump then spoke about his administrations effort to stop the production of Energy Efficient lightbulbs listen to why he doesnt like new lightbulbs and were doing other things, the lightbulb. They got rid of the lightbulb that people got used to. The new bulb is many times more expensive. And i hate to say it, it doesnt make you look as good. Of course, being a vain person, thats very important to me. [ laughter ] it gives you an orange look. I dont want an orange look. [ laughter ] jimmy in response, the lightbulbs were like, hey, dont shoot the messenger. [ laughter ] youre orange. Yeah, trump thinks lightbulbs make him look orange steve god. [ laughter ] jimmy which means theres a decent chance trump might not know the difference between a lightbulb and a mirror its like [ laughter ] today, the House Judiciary Committee held another impeachment hearing. Democrat jerry nadler said that a jury would convict President Trump in, quote, three minutes flat. Or in other words, the same amount of time trump spends flushing a toilet. [ laughter ] eight, nine. Thats right democrats are being led by house chairman jerry nadler. Heres a picture of jerry nadler wow. [ audience ohs ] look at his pant i mean, youre laughing, but every grandpa is like, i like his style. [ laughter ] i saw the democrats on the House Judiciary Committee have been exchanging gifs, gifs gifs, in a group text to lighten the mood of impeachment. Yeah, that might explain why the chairman opened todays hearing by saying in ermahgerd we trust. [ laughter ] before the impeachment hearing began, a lawyer for the republicans made quite an entrance look at what he brought with him. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah meanwhile, his wife is at the whole foods checkout with a briefcase full of depositions. [ laughter ] what am i doing . [ cheers and applause but in his Opening Statement today, the lawyer for the republicans had an interesting choice of words. Take a look at this. To impeach a president who 63 Million People voted for over eight lines in a call transcript is baloney. [ light laughter ] jimmy yeah either the impeachment is either baloney, or he got distracted looking into his shopping bag [ laughter ] thats right at the hearing, democrats presented a lot of evidence against President Trump and it seems like theyve broadened their investigation beyond just ukraine. Check out some of the other scandalous evidence that they uncovered about the president. For example, they uncovered allegations that trump eats all the chunks out of ben jerrys pints, then puts the cartons back in the freezer. Thats [ laughter ] steve come on. Jimmy you cant do that. Steve no jimmy you cant do that. As well as a testimony that after watching previews, trump loudly comments about whether or not he would see the movie. [ laughter ] then there were charges that trump doesnt wash his legs in the shower because the falling shampoo basically gets it. [ laughter ] and finally, there was evidence that trump sides with the husband in the peloton commercial [ laughter ] n you believe that [ applause ] come on. Some 2020 news i saw that a lot of the candidates are selling holiday merchandise. Thats very nice for 50 bucks you can get a a joe biden holiday sweater. And for 100 bucks, Pete Buttigieg will come over and be your own little elf on the shelf. [ laughter ] steve aw jimmy speaking of Pete Buttigieg, hes in hot water because he wont release information about the work he did in his first job for the consulting firm, mckinsey. But hes not the only one who has a strange past it turns out Mike Bloomberg had a weird job when he was young. Can we see a picture of him . Yep, turns out he was a singer in the band, simon, garfunkel and bloomberg. [ laughter ] [ applause ] odd job. This isnt good. Last night, democratic candidate Marianne Williamson fell for a hoax, and tweeted that trump had pardoned Charles Manson trump heard that, and like, that was crazy. And then he slowly erased the idea from his whiteboard [ laughter ] heres a big story today russia was banned from next years olympics, cause of doping violations. Meanwhile, when trump heard russia, and dope and violations, he said, oh, no, what did Rudy Giuliani do this time . [ light laughter ] some Business News walmart has apologized for selling a sweater that features santa with cocaine [ light laughter ] check it out [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause i guess that explains why rudolphs nose is so red steve oh [ laughter ] jimmy oh, this is sad. The wife of papa johns founder, john schnatter, has filed for divorce. Steve oh [ audience aws ] jimmy it looks like they hes giving her half his money, plus cheese sticks and a a twoliter of coke. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy i think thats very generous well this made me laugh. Ryan reynolds got the actress from the peloton ad to star in a commercial for his brand of gin, where she sips on gin after a tough day. [ laughter ] though its a little awkward at the end, when her husband from the peloton ad shows up and tells her to stop having so many carbs [ audience groans [ light laughter ] im joking these are jokes. Steve jokes. [ laughter ] jimmy these arent facts steve he didnt really do it he didnt really do it jimmy there arent facts no, these are jokes. Guys, i read about a woman aboard a United Airlines flight from san arancisco to atlanta who was bit several times by a a scorpion even crazier, it was her emotional support scorpion [ laughter ] check this out i read that the tube in london will now have first class cars, where the rich can drink champagne and eat hors doeuvres while on the new york city subway, you can still play that fun game, is that manse [ laughter ] and finally, this weekend in new york city, police were called after a firefighter got into a fight with a sanitation worker over a parking spot then a biker and a sailor walked by and they all burst into ymca. [ laughter and applause we have a great show give it up for the roots, everybody. [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy weve got a fun show tonight. Timothee chalamet is here. [ cheers and applause Ashley Graham is here. Steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy and he just picked up three golden globe nominations for the movie he cowrote and directed, parasite. All the way from south korea, bong joonho is here steve oh [ cheers and applause jimmy its a great movie its so good and we got great music from summer walker, everybody steve oh jimmy oh, my goodness. Hey, our pals, the who have a brand new album called who, right here this is a brand new album. First album they had [ cheers and applause there they are first album out in almost 15 years its great its getting great reviews and i just wanted to give a props to the who, and say, whats up . We love you guys and if you ever checked out theyve been on our show a a bunch of times but we did a great classroom instruments with the roots, and i, and the who and it was awesome. So check that out if you can but if you buy this cd apparently, at target, you get three bonus songs. Steve ooh. Jimmy yeah, that you dont get on the vinyl yeah, you get three bonus songs. But you guys in our audience wont have a problem, because tonight, were giving you the vinyl and the cd steve whoa [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you to the who thank you for the early christmas presents [ cheers and applause hey, guys, it is time for our latest installment of tonight show polls here we go [ cheers and applause tonight show polls jimmy this first poll asks, what is your favorite finger food . 50 said, chicken fingers. 49 said, fish fingers. Joe biden said, lady fingers. [ laughter and applause steve oh jimmy this poll asks, what are you most worried about for the future . 10 said, the environment. 10 said, the election. 10 said, the state of the world. 70 said, the first parents who name their kid baby yoda. [ laughter ] [ applause ] its gonna happen. Its gonna happen. Steve yeah, its happening jimmy next poll asks, are you excited for the olympics . 70 said, yes. Russia said, nyet. [ laughter ] this next one asks, whats your favorite christmas tradition . 65 said, opening presents. 23 said, decorating the tree. 12 said, telling uncle dave it doesnt matter how premium the bud is, dont show pictures of your homegrown weed to my kids. [ cheers and applause 12 . Steve put it away. Jimmy next they asked, do you think trump will get impeached . 10 said, yes. 10 said, no. 10 said, im confused. Hasnt he already been impeached . [ light laughter ] 10 said, no, no. Theres a difference between being impeached and removed from office. [ light laughter ] 10 said, oh, so he has been impeached, but not removed from office . [ light laughter ] 10 said, youre not listening, doug. [ laughter ] he hasnt been impeached or removed from office. The question is asking if you think he will be impeached. 10 said, dont give me attitude, paula. [ laughter ] im trying to do my best here. Sorry if i dont sit in front of the tv watching cnn all day long some of us have jobs to go to. 10 said, im a journalist, doug. [ light laughter ] 10 said, you have a blog, paula. [ laughter ] 10 said, and thats more than youll ever have, doug visit politics. Blogspace. Com for more details. [ cheers and applause steve wow. Jimmy this last poll asks, what do you think about facebooks ads being . 70 said, i think its helpful. 29 said, i dont like it its eerie facebook said, visit lake erie, 50 off. [ cheers and applause thats all the time we have for tonight show polls [ cheers and applause we have a fun show tonight guys, we have exactly nine shows left before we go on christmas break. Steve ooh. Jimmy which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause 12 days o of christmas sweater 9 days left jimmy thats right every show between now and christmas, well be giving one lucky audience member a stunning christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet now [ cheers and applause since there are only nine shows left, lets open door number nine [ drum roll ndpplause ee and applause is that a phone . I dont quite understand this one. Oh, four birds a calling oh, i get it [ laughter ] all right, lets see who goes home with tonights sweater. Everyone, look at your seat number [ cheers ] if i call your number, i need you to jump up and let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drum roll please [ drum roll who wants me to pick their number come on [ cheers and applause 427 [ cheers and applause how are ya welcome to the show. Thanks. Jimmy what is your name . Jimmy hey, all right, good[] either way, chilly, chilly weather outside. You have a beautiful jacket there, but do you have a a sweater like this . [ light laughter ] i dont jimmy chelsea, today is your lucky day [ cheers ] would you like to try it on . Sure. Jimmy yeah, here you go. Could you hold this for a second [ light laughter ] just put it right over the jacket yeah, thisll be perfect [ cheers and applause oh, my gosh. So beautiful oh, my gosh. Its just gorgeous perfect. Oh, my goodness. You look fantastic thank you jimmy give chelsea a round of applause. [ cheers and applause congratulations. Well be right back with Timothee Chalamet, everybody thank you for being here happy holidays [ cheers and applause happy holidays [ cheers and applause socmon cmon. Here we go. little santa somali. Alika . little santa wheres kiara . little santa i got this for you. vo when you grant a childs wish, you change lives. vo you can choose makeawish to get two hundred and fifty dollars from subaru when you get a new subaru. vo 2 get 0. 9 during the subaru share the love event. 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Because he knocked on my door and went ayour honorhh [ laughter ] jimmy no, wait you were right behind the door normally, i knock on the door, and then, open it up and walk into the dressing room i opened up, but you you were right there and jumped out. I had been waiting, but i was there. Jimmy i wanted how long were you waiting for for three hours [ laughter ] jimmy i want to ask you about this photo here, because weve had Kim Kardashian on the show and Pete Davidson and they were talking about this night. Theres a picture of you guys out to dinner with kid cudi and kanye west okay, so kid cudi is my favorite artist ever i wouldnt be acting without him. I wouldnt pursue this crazy career, and i just text him one morning on his birthday and he said, ill come to dinner tonight. I did not know that was what i was walking into which was awesome, but was surreal. Had to go in the bathroom, send a couple of texts, like, you know [ laughter ] jimmy so you thought you were going to dinner with kid cudi yeah, which would have already been very surreal. Because thats a you know, whenever im like trying to have a good time, but im also like coming off weird. Like right now jimmy no, no, no, no, no [ laughter ] youre coming off completely normal and fun so you get there and Pete Davidson is there you know pete . Yeah, petes great. Hes a fellow new yorker and i said, just did a movie with my sister, actually. Jimmy oh, really yeah, judd apatow movie jimmy no way yes jimmy so its you, pete and kid cudi, and then, how do you know if kim and kanye are coming well, i got there and i had sneaking suspicion, but they werent there was not enough seats for everyone, so i thought i was going be safe. And then not safe, but it was. [ laughter ] and then, were hanging out, and it feels like theres an earthquake in the restaurant it was it was it was like epic you know, you can feel the, like jimmy the energy shift you turn around, and i was like, holy [ bleep ] [ laughter ] you know, because, like, i feel like im in this now a little bit. But then, im like, i cant i cant feel, like, i feel like a fraud or something. So, im like, what, this is nuts. Yeah jimmy that you were sitting with kid cudi and kanye, or kim or what . All of them, man. Im not im not jimmy and where was this what room . Well, thats in a back room at that point. You know, i went to the bathroom seriously, i sent a text to two friends, like, and my words, like does this make sense and they were like, man, 16yearold you would slap the [ bleep ] out of you, go back to the table. [ laughter ] and i went to the table, and then, like and then, it was fun, it was a a good time. And then, you have enough, like, random whatever they have on the table, and then, you forget about all of it anyway. Jimmy yeah, exactly. Its fun, yeah now dont do that its not a healthy way to deal with it, but in that moment, yeah [ laughter ] jimmy was 16yearold you, what would you be doing if its not acting im not good at anything else thats the only thing im like decent at. [ light laughter ] i mean, like my mom is a Dance Teacher so maybe something in the arts, maybe, like dancing or something jimmy because i do have a photo of you in a dance thing. Its pretty awesome. [ laughter ] this is you at the National Dance institute. This is you as [ audience aws ] jimmy i mean, i think you have a future. Timothee [ cheers and applause come on. How cute is that you got good form, buddy what do you remember about this i remember absolutely nothing. [ laughter ] jimmy come on. Thats not even me. Jimmy come on. Come on. Just a random kid. They just brought that up no, that was real. Thats actually at my high school that i went to, eventually so the first time i was on that stage was at the high school i went to. And nobody would care about that, but thats something i remember jimmy no, you need to care about that i saw somewhere, we were reading up on you and it said on your resume, your acting resume, you put things on there like, besides acting, skills that you can do. Yes jimmy one of them i think was dance. Maybe one of them was chess, i want to say . It was random, my mom used to fill out my resume, so they have special skills and you go into an audition jimmy and chess no casting director is going to be, this kid plays chess, lets put him in a movie. Like jimmy can you fake chess but it was a lot. It was like, chess, bike riding you know, swimming like normal [ bleep normal things. [ light laughter ] sorry. Jimmy you cant say that word sorry, sorry, sorry [ light laughter ] jimmy do you know how much money youre costing nbc right now . Oh, my god [ laughter and applause its going to hurt the opening weekend. Trust me, buddy. No. [ light laughter ] jimmy no, no but we saw that on there and one of the things thats on there was juggling juggling, yeah. I used to be able to know. Well maybe, would you have juggling balls right here . [ cheers and applause jimmy i dont know anything i cant do i cant do it at all. Im terrible i really have no clue. Can you juggle lets take a shot jimmy okay yeah, Timothee Chalamet juggling give it a shot [ cheers and applause all right jimmy come on, bud come on, dude. Its like a talent show here like a talent show. Jimmy like a talent show what would your juggling equivalent be . Jimmy what, do i just . Like special skill, weird, random things. Jimmy oh, i have the worst special i dont know what my special skill is my special skill was i guess i do impressions that was my well, dude, youre the host, this is amazing. Jimmy i know, but if im going to be in a movie, you dont need somebody whos going to do impressions. Fever pitch. Whos seen fever pitch here . [ cheers and applause no jimmy stop, im not going to get into anything im not getting into it. I want to talk about you little women, lets talk about [ laughter ] i love the movie by the way. Thank you jimmy i really loved it. I watched it with my daughter. And you got nominated for two golden globes, nine critics choice awards. The movie is the movie did, the movie did. Jimmy yes, and the cast as well so thats you. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, youre in the cast [ laughter ] yeah, yeah. Jimmy but you worked with saoirse before and greta but the other the other actors in the film, it looked to me like you guys were having the time of your life it looked like fun. Thats when i know a movie is fun when it looks like you guys all bonded man, it was incredible. It was that was one of the most special filming experiences i had in my life everything you just said getting to work with them. Getting to work with greta again. Jimmy did you know those girls . How did you know i knew saoirse and i knew greta. But i you know, it was really cool. Lady bird was a smaller movie, and all of a sudden, it felt like everybody had graduated. You know, it was a big set, a lot of people on set jimmy yeah so it was surreal but, you know, this is not an empty selling point. I wouldnt say it if i didnt believe it, because then, next time, i would come on here, people would go like, hes a liar, that this movie is really extraordinary and needs to be seen and i was saying it to my sister yesterday i was like, man, if i have daughters one day, i want them to see it. And she was like, if you have sons, and its true, boys, guys, everyone should see this because its it just gets at the pursuit of artistry. What it is to be human what it is to be a girl and a woman back in the 1800s. But unfortunately, the prejudices that held up to today. And its just special, jimmy and you saw it, right. Jimmy and young, you used to be young, young people. You get to be young and young people on screen being young. And now, were so selfaware and we got to be like, you know, whatever you know little professionals and adults all the time but its cool to see, like, young people, you know, maybe thats just me, no [ laughter ] but then, you see, like, young people but then, you see young people on screen. And like emma watson included. And theyre acting like youthful abandon it was cool. Jimmy it was great and you know the story but she tells it in a cool way and using different i love that greta gerwig did that. Jimmy yeah, and greta is just she comes on next week, right. Jimmy she could have done any movie. I would do any you know, greta, if youre watching this, you want me to play a chair or a tree [ laughter ] ill be a tree jimmy ill play the chair if he gets the tree part ill do the chair. [ light laughter ] what would the chair be jimmy dude, a sexy chair okay. Jimmy are you sincere right now . [ cheers and applause [ indiscernible i want to show everyone a clip heres Timothee Chalamet in little women. Check it out so would you like to dance with me . I cant because because what . You wont tell . Never i scorched my dress, see . There. And meg sure you keep still so no one would see it. I have an idea of how we can manage [ cheers and applause jimmy that was great Timothee Chalamet. Little women is in theaters december 25th. Well be right back with Ashley Graham. Stick around, everybody [ cheers and applause statler hello, my name is itsy bitsy. I love watching the weather. Rain again . robin hahahaha statler thats impossible. 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Lower Cost Health Care and affordable middleclass housing. Proven leadership on jobs. To build an economy where people dont just get by, they get ahead. Im Mike Bloomberg and i approve this message. [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is one of the most successful supermodels in the world also hosts the podcast, pretty big deal. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Ashley Graham. [ cheers and applause jimmy oh hi, baby its a lot harder to sit on these chairs now jimmy oh, my god oh. Jimmy how adorable oh, my gosh. How are you feeling . Hows it going i am feeling large and in charge jimmy okay, thats good. [ laughter ] thats great its like a scifi film every day. [ laughter ] theres like a little alien taking over my stomach and i swear hes on a treadmill. And like one day, hes just gonna like be running out of me at least thats what im hoping for. Jimmy yeah oh, my gosh. Thats so great. I just i heard that you had a kind of a nontraditional baby shower oh, very nontraditional okay, youve been to a baby shower, right . Jimmy no, i havent. You havent [ laughter ] i dont think do guys go really to baby showers well, that is traditional that you dont have the guy go to the baby shower. Jimmy all right. So, no i look like so, it was coed jimmy sounds fun there was no, like, diapers that you sniff to figure out whats inside. [ light laughter ] u kn what im saying, right. [ cheers and applause jimmy i dont know this. I dont know any of this and they put candy in diapers and then you have to sniff like what candy it is. [ laughter ] and like sometimes they open up gifts. Like its really weird jimmy i would hate it, yeah so at my baby shower, we had piercings, tattoos we were handing out vag cream from fridababy jimmy okay, all right. Hold on a second hat . Ug you know what . I have been to a baby shower [ laughter ] ive been there. But we also had like, onesies that everybody could decorate and we gave them we donated them to moms in need [ audience aws ] so, it was really special. [ cheers and applause jimmy thats so fun. Can i see your piercings yes jimmy you have beautiful piercings. Thank you jimmy how many i have 17 holes in my ears. Jimmy yes, thank you [ laughter ] i knew you were going to ask. Jimmy yeah, i just want to take that take that question off. I dont want to ask. [ laughter ] oh my goodness look at you on the cover of vogue here looking gorgeous thank you jimmy oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause thank you jimmy and then for the rest of your life for the rest of your life jimmy youll never forget this photo you have to frame this i want to jimmy is this annie . Who took this . Annie leibovitz took the photo. Jimmy annie, come on and it was its just it was a remarkable day. It reminded me that anything is possible a girl like me from nebraska can have anything you want as long as you fight for it and you believe in yourself. Thats the biggest thing jimmy you can be on the cover of vogue. You can be on the cover of vogue. Jimmy how fun is that . [ cheers and applause this is gorgeous its perfect and its my semisolo cover jimmy yeah, thats what im saying exactly semisolo jimmy exactly. Yeah, yeah youre sharing the cover, yeah yeah. Jimmy with somebody. I want to talk about your podcast, pretty big deal. This is season twoes jimmy its fantastic if you go any wherever you get your podcasts from, look for pretty big deal and check it out its good. Thank you jimmy i love your sorry, i just have to adjust because, sorry, his head is [ laughter ] jimmy yes, hes moving as hes getting yeah, its a real jimmy hes like, all right, were talking about the podcast now. Here we go. Yeah i think that his head is like on my bladder [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, okay yeah there we go jimmy shift, do whatever you want to do ive got one month left i just cant wait. Jimmy youre like, youre ready to go. [ cheers and applause you are doing great. Thank you jimmy you are doing great. Thank you okay, yes. So back to the podcast, jimmy. Jimmy no, please no, but we have every tuesday weve got a new podcast that airs. And its anywhere you can listen to podcasts were also on youtube. Jimmy yeah, i watched a couple on youtube. You did jimmy yes, and i saw that we have very different postures, interviewing positions. Oh, yeah. Jimmy this is you interviewing, is it itnecummingsings shes amazing. You should definitely have her on jimmy oh, of course. Weve had her on i love her shes awesome jimmy i wish i could do that thats so you cant do that [ laughter ] jimmy i dont know i just want everybody to come on the podcast and feel like theyre at home and that its a very comfortable environment. So, we prop our feet up. You can take your shoes off if you want i think that Shay Mitchell took her shoes off. Jimmy really and Elaine Welteroth dapper dans coming on tomorrow so its a really fun podcast jimmy yeah its the most fascinating people jimmy sometimes i do i host the show with no pants on really . [ laughter ] jimmy and its just fun. cause thats why thats why i have a desk. Yeah, thats why yeah thats why i have a desk i checked for you all jimmy who do you have coming up on season two . We have Shay Mitchell dapper dan is tomorrow Elaine Welteroth jimmy shes unbelievable shes so fun. Jimmy by the way, shes great. So fun. Jimmy shes brilliant. We do have a clip. Its gayle king. Gayle king was on yes. Jimmy how fun is gayle king shes amazing jimmy she is the most fun. I love her. Jimmy i want to show everyone a clip. [ light laughter ] heres Ashley Graham sitting down with gayle king on pretty big deal. Take a look. Wait, what is it about a man that gets you . What is it for me, its humor. Oh, okay. Humor and then chest. Humor no, okay. Ill go with that, too. Oh, stop. Its the chest. You pointed at the chest its the chest you got a big ol chest, come to gayle. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy how fun are you . Come on. Its only fun jimmy Ashley Graham, everybody. [ cheers and applause pretty big deal is available on youtube or wherever you get your podcasts. Well be right back with director bong joon ho. Stick around [ cheers and applause we ordered 10,000 units. That sounds good. Pretty cool, huh . Theyre speaking to mom in japanese, and mom hears them in english. Can you understand me . Yes, i can understand you. Okay. I have a lot of questions. How do you guys fly . 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[ cheers ] jimmy perfect . Yeah. All right, i was gonna say, that meant hello. Thank you. [ cheers and applause you are a perfect. Welcome to you both. Sharon, welcome. Thank you for being here translator thank you jimmy does my show air in korea . In south korea yeah, but we always enjoy your show by Youtube Jimmy oh, yeah, youtube. Yeah, thats a big deal. I love that youve seen the show so, i basically inspired all your work . [ laughter ]oreign language translator a lot of inspiration from you [ speaking Foreign Language translator i particularly enjoyed the episode when bts was here [ laughter and applause jimmy yeah, im a fanboy i love the movie parasite. It is one of the best films of the year you directed it and cowrote this film. I went in not knowing what the movie was about and just heard buzz that this was great and i loved it i loved it, because i dont want to spoil anything yeah. Jimmy its hard to describe the movie. Yeah. Jimmy how do you describe parasite translator id like to say little as possible here, because the film is best when you go into the cold [ light laughter ] anyway jimmy well, this is a talk show yeah, yeah. Jimmy so, you have to Say Something. [ laughter ] [ speaking Foreign Language translator its a story about a family the son goes into a rich house as a tutor and the story unfolds from there jimmy just knock out performance. You just oh you feel sad for them, and then they make you laugh. Yeah. Jimmy and then theyre in trouble. And you go, oh [ light laughter ] oh, dont. This is bad. I mean, seriously, that you go through all of these yeah. Jimmy and then thats just the first, kind of, half theyre all very human. Yeah its just funny and scary movie. [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy yeah, yeah well, its getting major awards buzz parasite won best picture, best director in korea [ cheers and applause it won the National Board of review for best Foreign Language film. Awesome. [ cheers ] also won the new york film critics circle award for best Foreign Language film. Prize, the palme dor at the Cannes Film Festival this is it was the first korean film to receive the award. It was the first and you were the first korean director to win the award. Congratulations on that. [ cheers and applause heres what made me laugh. I read it got an eightminute standing ovation for the film. Yeah. Jimmy right . Eight minutes of people clapping and then you got up and all you said was thank you. Lets all go home. [ laughter ] what happened . Why . cause actually the screening was very late night, it was almost midnight and [ speaking Foreign Language translator so the standing ovation lasted very long but the actors and i were very hungry, because we couldnt eat dinner [ laughter ] so, actually, me and the actors [ speaking Foreign Language translator we all were saying to each other, were so hungry. And they ended up subtitling it in the video, that was later jimmy no, no [ laughter ] but the crowd never stopped so, finally i said, lets go home. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause jimmy i think thats great well, i want to see you do that same speech at the oscars. [ laughter ] i want to show a clip. Its really a treat. Go see it in theaters. It is really ive never seen a movie like it. And i loved it i think youre brilliant, and i thank you so much from coming on the show. Thank you jimmy i appreciate it. Here is a clip lets look at a scene from bong joonhos film, parasite. [ speaking Foreign Language [ cheers and applause jimmy bong joonho [ cheers and applause go see parasite. More of tonight show after the break. Stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause get to kohls. And save 25 on under armour shoes. And on kids adidas apparel. Give a fitbit versa 2. Or their Favorite Team fleece just 19. 99. Plus get kohls cash . 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New holideals arrive all season long. Only at target. [ cheers and applause jimmy performing playing games from her album over it, please welcome summer walker. [ cheers and applause say my name say my name no one is around yo say baby i love yo if you aint running whip bought i crib got i job on i did i ever ask you to take me to g shopping in paris or g sailing overseas and jus drape me in gucci no all i eve asked was you to pick up the phon when you alone all i ever aske was you to show me some lov kisses and hugs no i neve had an issue go to the club with your boys baby i never wanted yo to say too lon just wanted yo to show me off so wont yo say my nam say my name if you claim you want m it aint no than you acting kinda shady you aint bee calling me baby oh boy you can g and stop playing games playing games i know yourre saying hit my lin youre on my mind and tha you want this ba so im cool with that im just trying to match youwoons than satisfactio did you really fee a connection how that work take a picture ct how that work when you talkin back that up wont you say my say my so wont yo say my nam say my name if you clai you want m it aint no thang you acting kinda shad you aint been calling me baby oh boy you can g and stop playing games playing games so wont yo say my nam say my name if you clai you want m it aint no thang you acting kinda shad you aint been calling me baby oh boy you can g and stop playing games playing game games games [ cheers and applause so wont yo say my nam say my name if you clai you want m it aint no thang you acting kinda shad you aint been calling me baby oh boy you can g and stop playing games playing games [ cheers and applause jimmy thank you so much. Summer walker [ cheers and applause over it is out now well be right back, everybody [ cheers and appe [ electrical buzzing ] [ dramatic music ] ahhhh ahhhh you came back jimmy my thanks to Timothee Chalamet, Ashley Graham, bong joon ho, summer walker once again [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thank you for watching have a great night i hope to see you tomorrow bye bye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight quentin tarantino, star of this way up, actress aisling bea, author Michael Lewis featuring the 8g band with coady willis [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is fantastic to hear. 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