Comedian Orlando Leyba and the featuring the legendary roots crew and now here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, wow come on, now oh my goodness welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, youre here [ cheers and applause you guys, im so excited about this eddie murphy is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause i love eddie so much in fact, earlier today i realized his career really sums up what President Trump is going through right now. [ light laughter ] ill show you what i mean. You see, 48 hrs ago, trump got impeached. In fact, things got so bad he even considered trading places with mike pence. [ laughter ] yep, trump had no idea bribing ukraine would boomerang back at him [ laughter ] and now impeachment will be a stain that follows him for the rest of his life. [ laughter ] yeah, trump was sending hundreds of tweets people thought that he was delirious. [ laughter ] in fact, trump was so mad he considered fleeing to mexico, but he couldnt make it over the wall thats blocking everyone from coming to america. [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause well, you guys, christmas is just a few days away [ cheers and applause yeah, its that magical time of year when dad goes through eight rolls of scotch tape wrapping one gift. [ laughter ] thats right christmas is almost here, and if you really want to have some fun, put a giant red bow on your neighbors car and then take your wife out to see it [ laughter and applause i do it every year [ cheers and applause this year i saw that red lobster is selling an ugly holiday sweater featuring a pouch to keep your biscuits warm [ laughter ] well, every guy is like, that doesnt mean what i think it means, does it . [ laughter ] oh, and i saw that this saturday is the first day of winter winter will end on march 19th or hopefully sooner. It all depends on if Pete Buttigieg sees his shadow [ laughter and applause meanwhile, i saw that Elizabeth Warren is on the cover of this months Rolling Stone magazine. [ light laughter ] not to be outdone, Bernie Sanders is on the cover of kidney stone magazine and [ laughter and applause its a good article. Steve really wow. Jimmy you guys, its the end of the year and people are already thinking about their new years resolutions and that includes people in washington. We actually got ahold of some of them, and theyre pretty interesting. Ill show you what i mean. For example, congressman matt gaetz his new years resolution is to continue my secret side job as the mascot for the patriots. [ laughter and applause next up, here is jerry nadler. His new years resolution is to wear my pants lower so my nipples stop chafing on my belt. [ laughter and applause finally, heres Bernie Sanders his new years resolution is to stop combing my hair by sticking a soup spoon into a a light socket. Steve wow. [ laughter and applause [ imitating being electrocuted ] jimmy finally, everyone, this is our last show of the decade [ cheers and applause thank you for being here, which means its time to revisit the funniest moment of the past ten years. Thats right, im talking about when lou dobbs tried to say the name of a mexican city [ laughter ] back in 2018, please roll the clip the caravan of mostly Central American immigrants is now in the mexican city of washblasa tonight. [ laughter ] jimmy we have a great show give it up for the roots right there. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy we have a fun show tonight eddie murphy is here [ cheers and applause the great greta gerwig is here steve wow. [ cheers and applause jimmy and we have standup from Orlando Leyba [ cheers and applause guys, this is our last show before we go on christmas break, which means its time for that beloved tonight show tradition. Its time for 12 days of christmas sweaters. [ cheers and applause 12 days of christma sweaters one day left jimmy thats right every show between now and christmas, were giving one lucky audience member an aweinspiring christmas sweater from the countdown to christmas cabinet. Now, since this is our last show, lets open door number one. [ drum roll jimmy its been a pleasure thank you so much. Oh, my gosh its been a joy. Jimmy thank, youre great. Never been sweater. [ laughter ] jimmy no, never been sweater. Yeah. Jimmy yeah, thank you. Better [ drum roll go [ drum roll oolala [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy how how does this work what am i doing . Does that go over . Does that go down . [ light laughter ] well, i dont know how this works, but this is i think its that. It is that, okay look at that that is just that is a sweater that a human being will wear. [ bells jingling ] [ cheers and applause beautiful. Now, lets see whos going home with tonights sweater everyone look at your seat number [ cheers and applause if i call your number, i need you to jump up, and let me know where you are. Quest, can i get a drumroll, please [ drum roll who wants me to pick their number [ cheers and applause this is it the big one it is 203 [ cheers and applause whoa, right here oh, my gosh. Front row. Yes jimmy wow. 203, the front row its the first front row of this whole season. [ light laughter ] this is fantastic. What is your name . Julia jimmy julia, where are you from westchester, new york jimmy yeah, i love westchester. This is it gets a little chilly, especially the past couple of days its been cold, you need a good sweater just to cozy up. And if you got to the store, Something Like that, you know. You got to go to starbucks, whatever you just want to throw something on, this is the perfect thing to throw on. Its gorgeous jimmy yeah i mean, you look good in white already, but i mean it matches. Jimmy yeah, it kind of matches. Would you, like to try this on sure. Jimmy sure, hold on. Could you hold this . This take two hands to do this [ cheers and applause [ laughter ] are you almost done jimmy are you there . Yeah, im in. [ laughter ] jimmy sorry about that youre fine jimmy no, its all right try it again [ laughter ] its so easy once you get it on the first time its almost no, i think its all right, try it again. There you go, dive in. All right. Are you okay can you breathe . Yes [ light laughter ] jimmy all right. Thats very important. Okay, good yes jimmy oh, was it backwards yes jimmy oh, its backwards, all right. It looks it looks good. [ cheers and applause it looks good backwards as well turn around. Okay. Jimmy doesnt that look great . [ cheers and applause yeah, one shoulder its a little love good, good yeah. You can take your sleeves out and swap it around too thats how much fun and versatile the sweater is its fantastic you look great in it thank you jimmy it looks so good congratulations. [ cheers and applause thanks again to our lucky audience member. Stick around well be back with more tonight show, everybody. Please turn your seat around [ cheers and applause man and woman [burst of talking to animals] vo it feels good to give back. attendant thank you so much. woman oh, you are so welcome. vo you can choose the aspca to get two hundred and fifty dollars from subaru when you get a new subaru, like the all new outback. vo 2 get 0. 9 on a new outback during the subaru share the love event. Save on last minute gifts with target holideals by sam smith] save on samsung tvs. Save on toys. Save on sweaters for the family and more. Doors open until 10pm christmas eve. Only at target. You sure you dont want me to come with you . Im very sure. Because i can. laughs make good choices. 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This is my sons favorite color, you should try it. [mayhem] you always drive like an old lady . [tina] youre an old lady. [ drathis holiday. Ahhhhh ahhhhh a distant friend returns. Elliott. You came back and while lots of things have changed. Wooooah woah its called the internet. Some things havent. Get ready for a reunion 3 million light years in the making. Woohoo yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, everybody. Today is friday, and thats usually when i catch up on some personal stuff you know, i check my inbox, return some emails and of course, send out thank you notes. And i was just running [ cheers and applause i was running a bit behind today. So, i thought if you guys wouldnt mind, id just like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now is that okay with you guys [ cheers and applause steve wow. Jimmy james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please oh hes in [ laughter ] steve festive. Jimmy hes in the holiday spirit, yeah thank you, poster for star wars the rise of skywalker, for looking like every middle School Yearbook photo from the 90s [ laughter and applause i love this one. Thank you, cats. Despite the fact that your trailer has been out for months and the musicals been out for decades, i still have no idea what youre about. [ laughter and applause steve memories jimmy are they from space . Steve are they jimmy are they aliens from space . Steve yeah, alien cats jimmy i dont know man steve something to do with t. S. Eliot, i dont know jimmy thank you, pine needles under the christmas tree, for looking like the grinch just manscaped in my living room. [ laughter and applause grinch youre a foul one youre a clean one [ laughter ] manscaped [ laughter ] jimmy thank you. Steve your pen broke jimmy i dont know, man. Steve doesnt matter [ laughter ] jimmy thank you, giving someone socks for christmas, for basically saying, the thing i remembered about you is that you have feet. [ laughter and applause thank you, gingerbread men, for being delicious cookies that are forced to live in a house made from their own skin [ laughter and applause steve enjoy jimmy thank you, annual family christmas letters with way too much detail. Im glad uncle walts vasectomy went well, but next year lets just say merry christmas. [ applause ] uncle walt steve uncle walt [ light laughter ] jimmy thank you, fruitcakes, for combining something people sort of like with something people really like to make something no one likes. There you go, everybody. [ laughter ] those are my thank you notes. Well be right back with eddie murphy [ cheers and applause you try baking a pie. Wnongenemodi. Nongen. Oh, triscuit is nongenetically modified. Nongenemodiscuit. Triscuit is nongmo project verified. Triscuit. Make scuit happen. 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Ahh thanks isabel, its too early cmon everybody its for all of you. Ha ha girls. You just tap it. What is this . Nana fell in love. Oh dad look at your hair nana. [deep exhale] ahhh shes right there absolutely brilliant, both of you. Thank you [ cheers and applause jimmy our first guest is one of the Biggest Box Office stars in the world he is getting critical acclaim for his work in dolemite is my name, which is streaming now on netflix tomorrow night, for the first time in 35 years, hes returning to host saturday night live with musical guest lizzo. Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome, the one, the only, eddie murphy [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, thats got to feel good. Hey jimmy eddie murphy, welcome [ cheers and applause hey, thank you so much. Thank you. Jimmy welcome, welcome, welcome to the show. Yeah, man, thank you. Jimmy thank you for coming by whats it like what has this week been like youre back on snl. Is it like going back to school or yeah, it is a lot like going back to your Old High School or going back to college. Because its the exact same system in place. Its kind of surreal jimmy i mean, cause this is gosh, this is probably 35 years is that right . 35 years since ive been back jimmy man, oh man. I went for the 40th jimmy yeah, thats right 35 years since ive actually done the show. Jimmy wow. Do you remember do you remember your audition for the show yeah, i do remember [ laughter ] jimmy what was it . Do you remember, what did you do they had it was just one guy in the office. It was a guy named neil levy he was lornes nephew. And hes just sitting in the room by himself. And i went in his office and he just said, make me laugh. Jimmy really yeah. Jimmy did you make him laugh . I guess so. Im here [ laughter ] [ applause ] jimmy i guess so right, yeah. Actually, in reality, he did not laugh. He didnt laugh. I did my thing and he just kind of sat there and looked at me [ light laughter ] and then he said, okay, thank you. Then i left. Then about a week later, they called me. And it was him and a woman named liz welch. And they said, make us laugh. And i did all my shticks i was doing standup, so i was able to do impressions so i did this is how long ago it was, i did a jimmy carter impression. [ laughter ] thats how long ago that was jimmy wow. Jimmy carter, and muhammad ali and Howard Cosell and they just kind of looked at me and stuff and then they left then i came back a third time. And it was mike zanella, liz welch and neil levy. And i did my little stuff. And they just looked at me and mike zanella was in the back and he did like this at one point. [ laughter ] jimmy that counts . That counts as a laugh that was my big laugh but then i got the show after that jimmy so you get on the show, youre 19. 19 years old eddie murphy, what was it like . What was the after parties like i only went to an after party once jimmy really yeah, cause i was 19. And its 198081 so i was the only black person up there and i was the only teenager up there. So i was like, i dont want to party with them. [ laughter ] i want to go i want to go there was a club called bentleys. And i would go to bentleys. [ cheers ] yeah, you know bentleys i would go to bentleys. That would be jimmy you heard of bentleys . Yeah, that was the hotspot back in the 80s jimmy oh really . Yeah, i would go there. And i only i went to an after party once because johnny cash hosted and johnny cash said to me, when they were talking about the party, he said, you coming to the party, eddie . [ laughter ] [ applause ] i said, i dont know. He says he goes, june and i sure do love you. [ laughter ] jimmy oh my gosh but i went and i hung out with johnny cash thats the one party i went to jimmy oh my god. Thats the best. I want to show you some of your most iconic characters here. I want to show everyone here this is you have you have buckwheat. You have Little Richard simmons. You have velvet jones. Ah, yes of course. Jimmy mr. Robinsons neighborhood james brown celebrity hot tub and gumby. I mean, these are iconic [ cheers and applause i mean, my favorites i memorized every one. Its the older people in the audience clapping. [ laughter ] jimmy no, no, no, everybody and the young people are going like, why he got that green [ bleep ] on . [ laughter ] jimmy no, no is there anything is there any character here that we might see maybe this weekend on saturday night live . Yeah. You might see a couple of those people jimmy really yeah. Yeah [ cheers and applause jimmy really im so excited about this. Im freaking out theres so many questions i want to ask. cause i saw you on the comedians in cars with Jerry Seinfeld oh, i love that show. Yeah jimmy dude, you were great yeah. Jimmy you were so funny on that and you Start Talking about standup and you said yeah, youre thinking about maybe doing it getting back into it 2020 . Are we gonna see eddie murphy do standup . Yeah, thats the plan, to get back on the stage and do standup again [ cheers and applause lets wait to hear what it is before you clap. [ laughter ] jimmy but where do you work it out and what do you do do you go to clubs you got to go do it like the Old Fashioned way. You got to go to the club and hop up, and do a little jimmy do you just surprise people or do you say well, i havent started yet but well, not surprise you got to go up into the comedy clubs and do sets you got to jimmy you really got to put the work it. Theres no way around it. You must thats whats cool, standups, you have to no matter how big you get or what you do, you get a new act, you got to go back to square one and start all over again jimmy so, youre writing stuff down in a notebook where did you used to write your standup . I never wrote stuff in a notebook i get stuff from, like well be talking, and ill say something. Then ill be like, thats funny. Im gonna take it to the stage. I never like wrote stuff down on paper jimmy really yeah. Jimmy so you dont have any of your act . When theres the eddie murphy museum, we dont have any words written. I have no old little thing, no little stuff. No memorabilia jimmy nothing you jotted down not even the stuff even those suits, like the raw and the delirious suits i had on raw and delirious. Jimmy you got to have that i dont have that stuff jimmy youre joking me no. cause i didnt know [ laughter ] jimmy but someone does have it they must, right i dont know what the happened to the purple one but the red suit was destroyed one night. We went to keenen ivory wayans, hes an old friend of mine, known him since i was 16 and if you back then if you dare him to do anything, he would do it. And one night we were up and getting dressed to go somewhere. And he came up in the closet he saw that suit and he put the red leather suit on. And keenens like 64 with muscles, so the suit was busting off him. And i said, i dare you to go out with that suit on. And we went to this is back in the day so we went to studio 54 and all these clubs. [ laughter ] remember on in living color he used to do a character, keenen did a character called frenchie jimmy yes. That started from going to the club one night and he was frenchie one night from 10 00 to 6 00 in the morning [ laughter ] and didnt come out of character. [ laughter ] jimmy and he used to wear like a red leather suit, frenchie yeah it was exactly that suit and at the end of the night, the suit was destroyed [ light laughter ] jimmy oh my gosh and girls would call the house, and be like he met and was like, hey, is frenchie there . That girl you met is on the phone. He was like, i cant go out with her [ bleep ] she met me as frenchie and she wants to go out with me . [ laughter ] jimmy frenchie yeah. Jimmy is it was it fun doing the coming to america sequel absolutely, yes, we had a a blast. We just finished that about two weeks ago. And it was [ cheers and applause jimmy i mean, its back. Yeah. Jimmy i heard it is so funny. Jimmy i know some people that were in it. Because i saw all the pictures i saw, im like, oh my gosh, arsenio hall, i love him. This is going to be so funny. Like a lot of the original cast came back. Most of the original cast is back we got most of the original cast, and Jimmy Tracy Morgan is now in it. Tracy morgan is in it leslie jones is in it. Jimmy have you worked with tracy before no, this is the first time i worked with him. And we had i love tracy jimmy yeah, he loves you so much yeah. Jimmy i got to hes so funny jimmy we were talking about, last time he was here, he told me hes like, jimmy, eddie is going to get nominated for dolemite wait till you see what he does. And absolutely and i saw it and i agree with tracy morgan. Oh, thats nice jimmy dude, you are phenomenal thank you thank you. Jimmy in dolemite is my name. [ cheers and applause thank you jimmy its on netflix now. Yeah, if you havent seen it if you havent seen it if you havent streamed it, go watch it, i promise you will laugh. Jimmy it is unbelievable and its a sweet story too. Jimmy its on netflix right now. I had no idea about his story. Knew Rudy Ray Moore a little bit. Yeah. Jimmy i think i bought an album or something of his or Something Like that. And it was it was too too dirty for me [ laughter ] it was too dirty to listen to jimmy it really was. Hes pretty dirty he was really underground guy from the 70s and he had this extraordinary story about how cause his act was really dirty and really crude and really low brow and really not that brilliant stuff. It was just he believed in himself. And he got it done and he paid out his pocket i thought how he put his movies together and how he did his records would make a great movie. And it all came out cool jimmy did you ever think when you were 18 years old, auditioning for saturday night live that you would ever be in contention to win an oscar for an acting performance . No, i didnt think about stuff like that jimmy no when i was starting out i was just happy to be on snl. And back then, you know, im a a comic. Back then the ceiling for being a comedian was getting a sitcom or getting on the tonight show. You know, you didnt think about like comedy over the last 30 years turned into this big giant industry jimmy yeah which you know. And you can be you can be a a comic that never had a movie or a tv show and sell out the garden now its like jimmy yeah comedy got big over the years. Jimmy yeah, i think its because of you well jimmy yeah, we love you buddy. I want to show everyone a clip [ cheers and applause heres eddie murphy in dolemite is my name. Take a look at this. We want this thing to be raw. Tell it like it is on the street yeah, lots of pimps and whores and cussing and kungfu, karate brothers love all of that kungfu and karate you know karate no, but im a fast learner. I can learn how to chop me a a mother hiya hiya ho ah you know what we should have an all girl kungfu army you know, theres plenty of story opportunity, rudy. Across this nation, inner cities are being plagued by violent crime. I feel the government hasnt stepped up thats it its whiteys fault. The mayor is corrupt and theres an exorcism. God [ bleep ] an exorcism yeah, you know, all the your mothers in hell. I dont know how that fits into our urban motif [ cheers and applause jimmy Keegan Michael key, funny guy. Yeah, he sure is. Jimmy exorcism more with eddie murphy when we come back, everybody stick around [ cheers and applause hvr dips. You either love it or you really love it. paul sprintern the hspeaking of magic, are ti turned my iphone 6s into the new iphone 11. paul its true, trade in an iphone 6s or newer in any condition and youll get the powerful new iphone 11 for just 0 a month when you switch to sprint. sprintern yeah, an iphone 6s for an iphone 11. Or trade in your beloved iphone 7, trusty iphone 8, amazing iphone x. paul . Take them all to 11. sprintern see, i told you, magic. For people with hearing loss, visit sprintrelay. 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Whatever you choose to do, go safely, california. [ cheers and applause jimmy welcome back, everybody. Were hanging out with eddie murphy [ cheers and applause so you were at the party when prince had on those skates that lit up . Those glitter skates questlove yes. Okay, yeah. Questlove valentines. He had on glitter we when to a party at prince had a Roller Skating Party jimmy i heard about this story. It was like 2 00 or 3 00 in the morning. And were at his house and prince goes, who wants to go roller skating . [ laughter ] it was like, what . And we went into this roller rink at, like 3 00 in the morning. He had you know how some sneakers they would have when you walked they would light up jimmy yeah he had skates that when he would skated they would light up [ laughter ] jimmy so, it was a dark skating and you see just see prince skating around. It was dark, and hes skating around yeah [ laughter ] jimmy no, way. Questlove, you were there too . Questlove yeah, it was just, you, me, larry grimm and there was some people there was a couple people scattered around questlove yeah yeah jimmy thats bizarre it is jimmy i mean, can you [ laughter ] it was surreal. Jimmy can you tell can you tell the prince story about your chef . Oh, well, i was we where i live now, prince stayed a couple houses down and he was my chef was leaving at, like 2 00 in the morning once and a car goes by. You know, purple car, and the music, and hes, like whoa, thats prince. And a hubcap comes off, and it just kind of fall and the car keeps going. And, he picks the hubcap up and its got the prince thing on the hubcap and, the car goes and makes a big utune and comes back and prince says, can i have my hubcap back . [ laughter ] i was like, what a great moment you had. Jimmy no one else has that story. Thats awesome [ light laughter ] i was going to go through some of the eddie murphy folklore stories that ive heard, if you dont mind if you dont want to talk about, you dont have to, but oh, yeah. Jimmy ill just name a couple of things no cheap shots, though. [ laughter ] jimmy no, i would never. [ laughter ] i would never do that. I was just kidding. Jimmy heres one, you and Jerry Seinfeld started your standup careers at the same week, at the same comedy club. Oh, yeah. We started both at the comic strip at the same time jimmy you did . Yeah. Jimmy wow. Who ran that do you remember . Lucien lucien. Lucien hold. Jimmy yeah, lucien hold. I used to lucien hold jimmy i used to do that club yeah, i love lucien. Lucien hold jimmy and jerry that name means the devils grip jimmy no, it does not. [ laughter ] that does thats not, thats not. If you take it. Jimmy lucifer. Yeah, lucien hold. The devils grip yeah, thats right. But he was not the devil he was jimmy he was one of the nicest guys. [ laughter ] nicest guy. He got so many people started. Jimmy yeah, he really did. Dan aykroyd and harold ramis wanted you to be an original ghostbusters but you turned it down yes, but i did Beverly Hills cause i did Beverly Hills cop. Jimmy oh [ cheers and applause yeah. [ cheers and applause jimmy all right. So, you made a good movie. It wasnt, like i turned it down in as much as i wasnt available, cuase i was doing this other movie jimmy do you know the only movie i ever turned down that was a was that became a big hit, was that who framed roger rabbit. Jimmy you were going to be in that . Yeah, i was going to be the bob hoskins dude and that was like, what animation and people that sounds like bull [ bleep ] to me. [ laughter ] now, every time i see it, i feel like an idiot [ laughter ] jimmy after 48 hrs. Came out, Marlon Brando called and asked to have dinner with you. Yeah, yes yeah, that was surreal too jimmy and you had dinner with him yeah, a few times a few times i went to his house and had dinner at the hotel. It was i had a you know the most surreal moment . cause i had just done 48 hrs. And brando told me his favorite scene in the movie, but he was acting to me and he goes, when you said, im youre worst [ bleep ] nightmare. [ laughter ] im a [ bleep ] with a badge that means ive got permission to kick your [ bleep ] ass whenever. [ laughter ] jimmy okay and i was like, this [ bleep ]. Jimmy whoa [ laughter ] whoa [ cheers and applause thats what im like right now i was like, damn, Marlon Brando. [ laughter ] i aint do this [ bleep ] like that, Marlon Brando. [ laughter ] you should have been in 48 hrs. [ laughter ] jimmy oh, my god [ laughter ] you have you have one of the worlds biggest collection of elvis memorabilia . Oh, not any more. I used to when i was younger jimmy yeah, not anymore. Yeah, i got a little older. You know, was like, hey, man, why i got this [ bleep ] . [ laughter ] that was much as i still love elvis, but he was much cooler when i was younger jimmy yeah when i got older and i kind of you start to see the whole picture. Its, like jimmy yeah, its different hey, man, take that [ bleep ] off the wall. [ laughter ] i had that jumpsuit on my wall [ laughter ] jimmy yeah, why am i doing that yeah. [ laughter ] sell all the jumpsuits, man. [ laughter ] jimmy right before you landed snl, you were fired from your job as a shoe salesman i wasnt fired. I quit that job. [ laughter ] i i had worked at chandler shoes at the mall, out on long island at the [ laughter ] and i quit jimmy you quit [ laughter ] yes jimmy chandlers chandlers shoes. Jimmy well, everyone at chandlers shoes, you missed out cause and thank you for this gift cause eddie murphy is now with us and were so happy. Eddie murphy, everybody. Watch eddies return to saturday night live tomorrow night. 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[ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest is an oscarnominated director whose new film little women opens in theaters on Christmas Day please welcome greta gerwig [ cheers and applause jimmy greta gerwig, come on oh, i love you, man. Welcome back thank you for doing our show oh, thank you for having me here jimmy congratulations on this, by the way you had a little baby boy. Yeah, thats jimmy look at that [ cheers and applause thats a beautiful baby. I know. Jimmy thats a gorgeous photo too. I know, its so beautiful jimmy is that Annie Leibovitz . Its Annie Leibovitz. And its vogue. Its just so fancy jimmy but you were saying you decided to do this with your baby because cardi b decided she was going to do it with her baby. Thats right. Theres no, theres four different covers with different women. And one of the covers is cardi b. And cardi b is a huge inspiration to me. Im serious. [ laughter ] jimmy yeah i love her. And i when i was shooting little women, i was pregnant and no one knew. And i would go home at night and i would watch cardi bs instagram videos while about her pregnancy. Jimmy yeah and they were incredible. And i was like, shes amazing shes shooting music videos and complaining about things. Jimmy no, yeah, she was playing live [ light laughter ] shes wonderful jimmy she played here live yeah. Jimmy pregnant and also i watched her interview with you jimmy yeah and so youre part of this story. Jimmy what [ laughter ] yeah. Jimmy i inspired a little bit of little women . Yes and my child [ laughter ] jimmy well, i love you, harold, mwah yeah. No, i mean, i really i would go home. And id be like, ah, everybody thinks im just so chubby. But secretly im pregnant. [ laughter ] so, yeah jimmy i loved the movie. I watched it i will tell you an honest, true story. I was lucky enough to get a screener before the film came out. Im so excited to see it because you know i love you. And so i on my way home, i talked to my wife. I go, i got little women. we can watch this tonight. And she goes, i got to work. And i go, well, you know what ill do is ill just im going to take a bath and watch little women. [ laughter yeah. Jimmy im getting into yeah. Jimmy baths lately, yeah thats my new thing. So i was getting she goes, oh, okay. And then shes like, thats so you. She you know, any other person shes like, whats your husband doing . And like, hes watching the game with his boys. Yeah. Jimmy whats your husband doing . Hes taking a bubble battle and watching little women. [ laughter ] but anyways, so im running best jimmy im running best husband. Jimmy and im running the tub, ready to go and then my sixyearold walks in and shes like, hi, dad. I go, what are you doing awake . Its like 9 00 shes like, what are you doing . Youre going to watch i said, im going to watch a movie. Shes like, can i watch it with you so i go, sure, i guess. I mean, its little women. so we sat on the couch and watched little women, the whole thing. Shes sixyearsold. And she absolutely loved it. Aw. Jimmy loved the whole i know its not for sixyearolds. But it really was. It was perfect it is though. And its for you, jimmy. Jimmy it was [ laughter ] no, i loved it i loved its for everyone jimmy and what a cast. Saoirse ronan. Yep jimmy and meryl streep asked you to be in the film. Yes jimmy i mean, come on. [ cheers and applause yeah. Jimmy and theyre i mean, theyre knockouts. Knockout performances. They more they more told me they were going to be in the movie. Jimmy yeah they were like jimmy oh, yeah, please. They were like, ill be in this. And i said, yes. Jimmy you were saying backstage that directing meryl streep cause i was like, whats it like to direct . And youre like, its not so much directing but they do like being directed. They do like being directed you, kind of with these kinds of actors, great actors, its you just almost want to its like having a really fast car youre like, what can it do on this turn . You know jimmy yeah so jimmy this car can do everything. Yeah. Jimmy lets see how fast yeah. Jimmy we can get this baby to go, man i got a meryl streep, yeah. Yeah. [ laughter ] jimmy its like, i got a maserati. Yeah. Jimmy i got im driving a meryl streep, dude get out of the way. We got a bunch of gears. Jimmy i mean, it was unbelievable its great and i love the comradery cause i saw Timothee Chalamet yeah. Jimmy posted this photo. Yes jimmy it just made me laugh. Its everyone in period costume eating wendys french fries. Thats right. [ laughter ] thats right [ applause ] jimmy do you remember this day . Yeah. [ applause ] we had we had this full, like it was all these carriages and all these people and everyones in the then meryls in the carriage. And she says, i would like some french fries. And then timmy is like meryl wants fries and then everybody ran to go get her fries and came back. And then also offscreen here theres a she also had there was this poodle named michael who was also eating fries. It was very special. Jimmy michael the poodle there was a poodle named michael, yeah. Jimmy and he had nothing to do with the movie. He just came as a fan of Meryl Streeps hopped on the carriage michael was actually had a part in the movie. Jimmy okay, okay, good i didnt know. Ive never been to concord this movie comes out Christmas Day. It is perfect to go out with your family, take everybody. And if you have obviously if you have sisters, this is like yeah. Jimmy i just loved it. If youre a fan of the book, which is classic yeah. Jimmy you did such a great job with this, buddy thank you jimmy and i love you thank you jimmy and we need more great female directors out there. So thank you thank you jimmy for doing that thank you [ cheers and applause jimmy i want to show a a clip heres Saoirse Ronan and meryl streep in little women. Take a look at this. Josephine yes, here is there a reason you stopped reading belsen im sorry ill continue. You mind yourself, dearie someday youll need me and youll wish you had behaved better thank you aunt march for your employment and your many kindnesses but i intend to make my own way in the world oh, well. No one makes their own way not really least of all a woman youll need to marry well. But youre not married, aunt march well, thats because im rich jimmy greta gerwig, everyone [ cheers and applause little women is in theaters Christmas Day. Orlando leyba performs standup for us next. Stick around [ cheers and applause [ dramatic music ] this holiday. Ahhhhh ahhhhh a distant friend returns. Elliott. You came back and while lots of things have changed. Wooooah woah its called the internet. Some things havent. Get ready for a reunion 3 million light years in the making. Woohoo yeah wean air force veteran made of doing whats right,. Not whats easy. So when a hailstorm hit, usaa reached out before he could even inspect the damage. Thats how you do it right. Usaa insurance is made just the way martins family needs it with hasslefree claims, he got paid before his neighbor even got started. Because doing right by our members, thats whats right. Usaa. What youre made of, were made for. Usaa [ cheers and applause jimmy our next guest can be seen at the icehouse in pasadena, california i love the icehouse. January 4th. Please welcome the very funny Orlando Leyba [ cheers and applause thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you thank you, thank you man, just thank you. Im happy to be here and not at home watching this is us. [ laughter ] i just i just dont want to cry anymore. I dont want to cry anymore. [ laughter ] its just a tv show, you get me yeah, just a tv show plus im happy im in new york city [ cheers and applause yes the greatest city in the world [ cheers and applause is it . Is it . Is it . [ laughter ] is it . Yeah okay heres my yelp review on new york city. [ laughter ] great pizza, good people, no personal space, you get me [ laughter ] i left my hotel and got touched on all four sides of my body [ laughter ] alright . Thats not safe according to discovery channel. No, its not [ laughter ] if youre in a place and you get touched on all four sides of your body, the only way to get out of there is by shimmying. You got to shimmy through the crowd, right so you find a wall you put your back on that wall and then you ride that wall out. [ laughter ] its survival. [ cheers and applause i just taught you something. You just learned something, how to survive thats who i am now. Thats who i am. Im a yelper you get me yes, im a snitch. Im an internet snitch [ laughter ] im a snitch i dont care youre incognito no one knows its you. I got a picture of a white lady on my profile as well. [ laughter ] [ applause ] they dont know its me. They dont know its me. It doesnt stop it doesnt so like the food better be hot or [ laughter ] youre getting a whole paragraph out of me. It doesnt stop with yelp or restaurants. Social media, uhuh, i dont like what you post click, ill report you i dont care [ laughter ] i dont care what, you start preaching some hateful stuff . I dont like that. Click, reported. You know you start using way too many emojis i dont know what that means click, reported. [ laughter ] my fave oh, my favorite one felt cute, might delete later. [ laughter ] oh, youre showing off click, reported. Yeah [ applause ] yeah, take a month off, susan. Take a month off [ laughter ] my wife my wife says that im that im petty. And i am petty im petty. Im petty. But im petty for all of us, you get me yeah [ light laughter ] im petty for all of us. Ill give you an example me and my wife were at the mall, you know, walking around, holding hands, pretending to be happy, right [ laughter ] and were happy. And were happy. And were happy. She sees a store window. And she goes, oh, my god. Look at those jeans in that store and then i go, no, no, lets keep it moving that stores not for me. Thats not my demographic, you get me . Yeah, i dont shop at stores where the mannequins have attitudes, you get me . [ laughter ] if i go by your store and the mannequins standing like that no, thats not for me. Thats not for me. Right . [ cheers and applause no, not going to do it but those jeans would look great on you and i go, no, they wont. No, they wont they have holes in the knees i dont like showing off my knees. [ laughter ] ive already been poor once. I dont need to keep on pretending. [ laughter ] go and try them on. And then i said, you know what ill listen to you now so i dont have to listen to you later. And i went inside, right i find a salesperson i go, excuse me, do you have those jeans in my size . She tells me, oh, no, we dont have that size. [ laughter ] it bothered me a little bit because of the tone and the volume, you get me i felt like the whole store turned around and looked at me like, whos the fatty mcfat that cant fit into our jeans, right . [ laughter ] but i played it off. And i say, okay, i get it you ran out of my size thank you for your help. She jumps right in front of me and goes, oh, no, you dont get it we never have that size. Whoo that sound shot out of me because it hurt me it there was pain, right . Next thing i know the old man that lives inside my soul came out in the middle of the store ah, this is an outrage and i said that. [ laughter ] i wiggled my finger. I wiggled my finger. Everybody really looks at me, right . So i doubled down. And i said, im writing an email and i stormed off. I could have wrote i could have wrote the email on my phone. But i drove to a public library. Because you know, i needed the whole computer i needed the whole big monitor with the keyboard, like, youre going to feel each letter in this angry email. My wife called me, are you coming back for me . Ha ha you better uber [ laughter ] two weeks later, two weeks later, what happens . I get a reply. Bing a coupon for a free pair of jeans, you get me . Yeah i still cant wear them. But a win is a win [ laughter ] a win is a win [ cheers and applause thank you so much. Im Orlando Leyba. [ cheers and applause jimmy Orlando Leyba [ cheers and applause for more follow him heylando. My thanks to eddie murphy, greta gerwig, Orlando Leyba and the roots, right there [ cheers and applause stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. Thanks for watching. Have a great weekend hope to see you next week. Byebye, everybody [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause announcer from 30 Rockefeller Plaza in new york, its late night with seth meyers. Tonight quentin tarantino, star of this way up, actress aisling bea, author Michael Lewis featuring the 8g band with coady willis [ cheers and applause ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. Seth good evening im seth meyers. This is late night. How is everybody doing tonight [ cheers and applause that is fantastic to hear. In that case, lets get to the news the white house announced friday that President Trumps lawyers will not take part in this weeks impeachment hearings
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