[ cheers and applause announcer tonight, on late night with seth meyers Cecily Strong, author of the captain, former mlb all star, david wright writer and director of kajillionaire, miranda july, featuring the 8g band with jessica berdeaux and now, Seth Meyers Seth good evening. Im seth meyers. This is late night. Hows everybody doing tonight . Great, lets get to the news President Trump said yesterday that he won tuesdays president ial debate against former Vice President , joe biden, but take it with a grain of salt because he also said he won the voice. Fox news anchor and president ial debate moderator, Chris Wallace, said in an interview yesterday that he was surprised by the chaotic nature of tuesdays contest, adding no one could have predicted, quote, this was going to be the president s strategy not just for the beginning of the debate but the entire debate. I had an inkling, said marco rubio, ted cruz, jeb bush, carly fiorian, hillary clinton, all of his kids, all of his wives
With stripes and cut away over the place. Coats for perfect fits puttin on the ritz maybe trump should stick to interrupting when he actually has to answer a question, he sounds like the dressed up like a worst member of your taboo team. Million dollar trooper trying hard to loo its a movie, they live in like gary cooper forest cities, computers all superduper over the place [ buzzer ] it was star wars, but its not my fault i wasnt allowed to say star or wars. Evens trumps own campaign acknowledged privately that he went full psycho at the debate one person whos familiar with his debate prep, anderson, said announcer tonight, on they prepared him to be late night with seth meyers aggressive but not to be jason Cecily Strong, from friday the 13th, and that author of the captain, former is the perception of how his performance was. Mlb all star, david wright writer and director of seth yeah. Kajillionaire, miranda july, i mean, even jason didnt interrupt that much unless you featuring th
Believe me. So get the king dons bible today before supplies are hurled at protesters. And, remember, if someone slaps you on the cheek, i got two words for you tear. Gas. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight coup and what army . Plus, stephen welcomes Keegan Michael key and wes moore. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen look at the hair. The hair is getting out of control. You ready to do this . One, two. Phew welcome to a late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Its yet another historic day here in america. And, as usual with donald trump, it aint the good kind of history. Ken burns, ive got your next project the civil war 2 half the civil, all the war. For a week, americas streets have been filled with protesters enraged over the murder of george floyd by police, while trump said practically nothing. But last night, around 6 45, he finally appeared in the rose garden to calm a troubled nation by threatening martial law. I am mobilizing
Believe me. So get the king dons bible today before supplies are hurled at protesters. And, remember, if someone slaps you on theheek, i got two words for you tear. Gas. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight coup and what army . plus, stephen welcomes keeganmichael key and wes moore. And now, live on tape from a safe distance, its Stephen Colbert stephen look at the hair. The hair is getting out of control. You ready to do this . One, two. Phew welcome to a late show. I am your host, Stephen Colbert. Its yet another historic day in america. And, as usual with donald trump, it aint the good kind of history. Ken burns, ive got your next project the civil war 2 half the civil, all the war. For a week, americas streets have been filled with protesters enraged over the murder of george floyd by police, while trump said practically nothing. But last night, at 6 45, he finally appeared in the rose garden to calm a troubled nation by threatening martial law. I am mobilizing all availab
Comedian Orlando Leyba and the featuring the legendary roots crew and now here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause [ cheers and applause jimmy oh, wow come on, now oh my goodness welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to the tonight show. This is it, youre here [ cheers and applause you guys, im so excited about this eddie murphy is my guest tonight. [ cheers and applause i love eddie so much in fact, earlier today i realized his career really sums up what President Trump is going through right now. [ light laughter ] ill show you what i mean. You see, 48 hrs ago, trump got impeached. In fact, things got so bad he even considered trading places with mike pence. [ laughter ] yep, trump had no idea bribing ukraine would boomerang back at him [ laughter ] and now impeachment will be a stain that follows him for the rest of his life. [ laughter ] yeah, trump was sending hundreds of tweets people thought that he was delirious. [ laughter ] in fact, trump was so mad he considered