Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers Elizabeth Banks, host of cosmos, astrophysicist Neil Degrasse tyson, from ted lasso, actor brendan hunt featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth welcome to late night. How is everybody doing yeah i feel like after this weekend, even if we did have an audience, thats the response id be getting. Lets get to the news. President trump called into fox and friends this morning and said his list of potential Supreme Court nominees was down to five names. Though, i think thats only because Mitch Mcconnell made him add four more names. The Justice Department has reportedly labeled new york city an anarchist jurisdiction. Are you kidding me nobody has more laws than new york city. You have to have a law degree just to park a car around here you ever heard of a coop board . There are more rules in my buildings lobby than there are in all of wyoming. Those people are out there firing automatic weapons at scarecrows and i hav
Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Liberty. Only lexus asks questions like these, because we believe the most amazing machines announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Are inspired by you. Jason sudeikis from pbss Washington Week, experience the rewards of our curiosity. Journalist robert costa an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with thomas lang. And now seth meyers. Seth welcome to late night. Hows everybody doing . Are you wondering if you should start mailing christmas cards now so they arrive in december contactless delivery trright to your car,et. Lets ge designed for your day. Your moves. Your style. Your taste. You put her on the first night its like starting coachella so quick and easy. With beyonce just download the target app today. You want everyone to stick around for the rest, right senator Bernie Sanders also less oral steroids. Spoke tonight at the Democratic National convention taking my treatment at home. Assuming he remembered his wifi nucala is a oncemont
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Announcer tonight on late night with seth meyers. Jason sudeikis from pbss Washington Week, journalist robert costa an all new closer look. Featuring the 8g band with thomas lang. And now seth meyers. Hows everybody doing . Are you wondering if you should start mailing christmas cards now so they arrive in december me too lets get to the news. You put her on the first night its like starting coachella with beyonce you want everyone to stick around for the rest, right senator Bernie Sanders also spoke tonight at the Democratic National convention assuming he remembered his wifi password its the one that came with the router look up where the one that came with the ro thats what bernies i. T. Guy is, over there President Trump spoke at a cops for trump event over the weekend at his private new Jersey Golf Club it was the first ever Campaign Speech to start with, do you have a warrant come back when you have a warrant. Oh, youre here to support me . All right, well then you can stay. Pres
Be wearing a mask. The race for the white house heating up as the candidates battle over covid. Joe biden calling on every governor to impose a mask mandate immediately. President trump firing back, calling it an overreach. This as he admits to want to block funding for the post office to prevent expanded mailin voting during the pandemic. And the president also advancing a birther lie about senator Kamala Harris. The latest on the war of words in the race for 2020. Wildfires raging in the west. Three new infernos scorching more than 14,000 acres. Hundreds of families forced from their homes. Bison attack. A motorcycle passenger charged by a giant animal at a state park. What ultimately saved her . Epic fight over fortnite. The billion dollar battle over one of the most popular games in the world. Now removed from apple and googles app stores. Shark tale. The surfer who fought a 16foot great white telling his remarkable story this morning. How he used his bare hands and surfboard to sa