Its me and all my analysts who said you wouldnt help me take michigan. Or even the whimsicle, youre a good egg, but im omelette someone else be my running mate. So pick up the v. P. Condolence card collection today, because there can only be one number two. Its a late show with Stephen Colbert. Tonight thats the ticket. Plus, stephen welcomes april ryan and Jason Sudeikis featuring jon batiste and stay homin. And now, live on tape from a the ed sullivan Theater Office building in new york city, its Stephen Colbert stephen are we rolling right now . Is this happening . My apologies to everyone out there. I want to approach all these shows with the utmost of professionalism, but i am bonding with the people i have not seen in the past five months, and its heartwarming to almost see them. Theyre both, again, wearing black masks. It could be anyone. They could have been replaced by cheap chinese knockoffs. Welcome to a late show. Im Stephen Colbert. Huge news that shook the world. Im talki
Somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor first up, some big news from the president ial race. After dropping out of the race last week, Bernie Sanders has endorsed joe biden. Or, as bernie put it im passing the baton on to the younger generation. And bernie made the endorsement over a live stream chat around 3 00 in the afternoon, which was nice because they could do the endorsement over dinner. Now, of course, bernie and biden have a lot that they disagree on policy, what year it is but, for bernie, even though biden might not be his first choice, hes obviously much better than trump. You know, its like at the end of the titanic, rose wasnt, like, um, i wanted to get on a lifeboat, not some big wooden door, so thats a hard pass for me. Im just gonna, like, sink. Lets move on, because if you have been watching the news, you know coronavirus is still rampaging throughout the world, and it doesnt look like its going way way any
Distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor first up, some big news from the president ial race. After dropping out of the race last week, Bernie Sanders has endorsed joe biden. Or, as bernie put it im passing the baton on to the younger generation. And bernie made the endorsement over a live stream chat around 3 00 in the afternoon, which was nice because they could do the endorsement over dinner. Now, of course, bernie and biden have a lot that they disagree on policy, what year it is but, for bernie, even though biden might not be his first choice, hes obviously much better than trump. You know, its like at the end of the titanic, rose wasnt, like, um, i wanted to get on a lifeboat, not some big wooden door, so thats a hard pass for me. Im just gonna, like, sink. Lets move on, because if you have been watching the news, you know coronavirus is still rampaging
After dropping out of the race last week, Bernie Sanders has endorsed joe biden. Or, as bernie put it im passing the baton on to the younger generation. And bernie made the endorsement over a live stream chat around 3 00 in the afternoon, which was nice because they could do the endorsement over dinner. Now, of course, bernie and biden have a lot that they disagree on policy, what year it is but, for bernie, even though biden might not be his first choice, hes obviously much better than trump. You know, its like at the end of the titanic, rose wasnt, like, um, i wanted to get on a lifeboat, not some big wooden door, so thats a hard pass for me. Im just gonna, like, sink. Lets move on, because if you have been watching the news, you know coronavirus is still rampaging throughout the world, and it doesnt look like its going way way anytime soon, which is why its important for us, more important than ever to have a little fun and remind ourselves that the world is not ending. Thats what w
Want with your imagination. playing wow im in the shower harp playing anyway, on tonights episode, we look at how people celebrated easter while avoiding corona. A. Papple and google team opinioo right the virus. Lets get into it, the daily distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, this is the daily distancing show with trevor noah cheers and applause trevor first up, some big news from the president ial race. After dropping out of the race last week, Bernie Sanders has endorsed joe biden. Or, as bernie put it im passing the baton on to the younger generation. And bernie made the endorsement over a live stream chat around 3 00 in the afternoon, which was nice because they could do the endorsement over dinner. Now, of course, bernie and biden have a lot that they disagree on policy, what year it is but, for bernie, even though biden might not be his first choice, hes obviously much better than trump. You know, its like at the end of the t