Larry thank you very much thank you very much what a great crowd tonight. Welcome to the nightly show. Im larry wilmore. This crowd wants to be thoroughly entertained tonight, you guys, thoroughly entertained. And were going to do it. My buddy Anthony Anderson from blackish is on the panel love that guy. Now listen, im as sick of this president ial election as anyone. Well, almost anyone. This is Mary Anne Noland. And this is her obituary that ran yesterday in the Richmond Times dispatch. This is true, okay. Faced with the prospect of voting for either donald trump or hillary clinton, Mary Anne Noland of richmond chose, instead, to pass into the eternal love of god on sunday, may 15, 2016, at the age of 68. cheers and applause now thats keeping it 100. Right there. Man oh, man. This election crap will be over in six months, everyone. Theres light at the end of the tunnel. Just keep moving towards the light. No, not that light not that light except for you, mary anne move towards that l
Her and her husband, and kids were traveling in the car coming through the intersection, she said she just saw children playing in the road. Is the scene where she cannot shake from her mind. Reporter the moment that her family pulled up and saw the aftermath. The mother instinct. Reporter all the kids were being helped except for one little girl that she went right to. She was scared. She kept trying to get up. I was trying to talk her through it her telling her its going to be okay and mom was on the way. Reporter she saw the lifeless body of the sixyear old. I do not know what to do. I felt like everything was on my hands and out of my control. He was just lying there. Reporter the ninthyearold told police he had a small bottle whiskey, 12 beers and use cocaine three times in the hours leading up to the crash. Running the red light, he said that the kids in the back of she does not agree with the kids being where they were, but they should not be the focus of what happened here. At
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Outdone themselves. North korea is trying a new tactic in its effort against the u. S. Its published a letter supposedly written from deceased president Abraham Lincoln to current president barack obama. Trevor im just curious, north korea, what did you say when your people asked you who Abraham Lincoln was . That must have been an awkward exchange. Yeah, we wrote america a letter from Abraham Lincoln. And theyre like, who was Abraham Lincoln . He was the president who gave the slaves freedom. And theyre like, whats freedom . Just ignore all of this. Ill say this for north korea. Their letter really captured lincolns voice. The phony letter opens with, hey, obama, you have a lot on your mind. Ill give you some advice. Trevor that sound exactly like honest aib. If Abraham Lincoln was writing a letter to president obama, he wouldnt give any advice. It would probably be a letter like, dude, did i hook you up or what . But, hey, kim jung un, its funny that you found a letter from Abraham L
Face of the 20 bill. Trevor yeah wooo that is so amazing. Wow Harriet Tubman on the 20 bill. What a momentous occasion, an abolitionist woman who is honored among the great. You can imagine that . And i know, i know the Treasury Department says this isnt going to go into effect until the year 2030, but its fine. Its fine. Because when it does happen, its going to be epic. I can tell you now, for at least a year, every black person in america is only going to use 20 bills, only, only, nothing else. applause people Walking Around like, hey, man, gout change for a 20 . Only if you got another 20. Thats going to happen. Theyre going to use 20 for everything. How much for the house. 400,000. Cool, 20, 40, 60, 80. So ill celebrating. Im loving this. Im not celebrating too hard yet because ive learned to be cautious when america makes promises about race. You see i love this i love this bill, but this is a fake one that someone put online. We dont actually know which picture of Harriet Tubman