Outdone themselves. North korea is trying a new tactic in its effort against the u. S. Its published a letter supposedly written from deceased president Abraham Lincoln to current president barack obama. Trevor im just curious, north korea, what did you say when your people asked you who Abraham Lincoln was . That must have been an awkward exchange. Yeah, we wrote america a letter from Abraham Lincoln. And theyre like, who was Abraham Lincoln . He was the president who gave the slaves freedom. And theyre like, whats freedom . Just ignore all of this. Ill say this for north korea. Their letter really captured lincolns voice. The phony letter opens with, hey, obama, you have a lot on your mind. Ill give you some advice. Trevor that sound exactly like honest aib. If Abraham Lincoln was writing a letter to president obama, he wouldnt give any advice. It would probably be a letter like, dude, did i hook you up or what . But, hey, kim jung un, its funny that you found a letter from Abraham L
laughter hey, son, what the hell is with your haircut . Did you see a painted brush and say, that dudes look. And lose some weight. How you can rup a country when you cant even run a mile. Youre eating so many cupcakes youre starting to look like one. Your dad was mean. And really, dennis rodman. If youre hanging out with 90s bull players you go with jordan or pippin, you ediot. P. S. , stop jerking off in the grand hall. I can see you. Moving on, lets talk about the speaker of the house. Now, in america, this is one of the most powerful position, right after reverse cowgirl, of course. But as speaker of the house, you lead the Majority Party in the house of representatives and youre second in line to the presidency. So if the president and Vice President meet an unfortunate end, then you have to step up, and the pressure of this position alone can reduce a man to constant weeping. Right now, right now, the job is held by wisconsin representative and sexy secret gyllenhaal paul ryan. l
But were not every university. Devry university. Different. On purpose. [ cheers and applause ] guys, guys. Weve had a lot of fun this season, havent we . [ cheers ] i know. But we need to take a break. You know, you need to figure your stuff out, i need to go make 10 more episodes, so. But i really think we should get back together on june 7th, okay . Right here in this gazebo. Until then, we can hang out on the Comedy Central app, on snapchat discover anywhere. And thanks for watching. Goodnight, pervs. [ cheers and applause ] from Comedy Centrals world news headquarters in new york, this is daily show with trevor noah. cheers and applause trevor welcome to the daily show. Im trevor noah. My guest tonight, the star of dr. Ken, ken jeong is here. cheers and applause but we begin tonight with the socialist paradise of north korea. Theyre the worlds weirdest bleep talkers. And this week theyve really outdone themselves. North korea is trying a new tactic in its effort against the u. S.