Daily social distancing show presents the Republican National convention, celebrating february to come. Trevor so last night was the final night of the Republican National convention, also known as the place where Facebook Comments come to life. And this was the night that everyone was waiting for, the acceptance speech of donald trump. But before the speech started, we got this incredible moment between trumps first lady and melania. cheers and applause oh, my god did you guys see that . Play it again. cheers and applause goddam as soon as ivanka walked by, melanias smile disappeared faster than all the black face episodes of your favorite sitcoms. And moments like these add more fuel to the rumors that melania does not like ivanka. Look, i dont blame her, after all, ivankas in charge to have the one tackling melania when she makes a run for it. Once the face smiles is complete, President Trump defended the ma ascended the majestic stairs of the white house, walked up to the podium an
[laughter] look at those ridiculous things. Eww. Theyre all hard and oogy. What a stupid bitch. [laughter] captioning by captionmax www. Captionmax. Com on, everybody . Welcome to the daily distancing show. Im trevor noah. It is monday, august 24th, and heres your quarantine tip of the day if youre worried about riding in an elevator with other people, heres all you have to do just carry a mannequin around with you, and if somebody tries to get in the elevator with you, just put your arm around the mannequin and go, sorry, me and my lover need a little privacy. Anyway, tonight, we strap in for night one of the Republican National convention. We also look at thao how do you anonis taking over the g. O. P. And well be joined by the ever prolific tanehisi coates. Welcome to the daily distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, the daily distancing show presents the Republican National convention, celebrating februarys record. Trevor tonight w
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Save the post office, Michael Kosta tries to smuggle coronavirus on to an indian reservation and how donald trump intends to win the popular vote. Lets do this, welcome to the daily distancing show. From trevor noahs couch to your couch somewhere in the world, the daily distancing show presents the Democratic National convention, electing americas first black president s friend. Trevor so tonight was the first night of the Democratic National convention, and i was actually going to watch it but i was in a bust fight on ghost of tsushima. It was too late by the time i beat it. I promise tomorrow well bring you the best highlight of tonights speeches. This years conventions are anything but normal. This pandemic is change hough we nominate president ial candidates. The Democratic National convention will get underway tonight to nominate joe biden, but hardly any speakers will be there in person. It will be almost an entirely virtual event. There will be no Convention Floor packed with de
So lets do this, people, welcome to the daily social distancing show. From trevors couch in new york city to your couch somewhere in the world, the daily social distancing show presents, the Republican National convention, celebrating februarys economy. Yesterday was night two of the Republican National convention. The biggest week for Trump Campaign staffers who arent currently in prison. The night got off to a rocky start when one speaker was pulled at the last minute for tweeting out a antisemitic qanon conspiracy theory. And i for one am really glad. But i dont know about you but when i sit down to watch the Republican National convention, i dont want to hear anything crazy, but i am worried this does set a dangerous precedence because now there is a 95 chance that trump also gets the boot come thursday. That wasnt a tweet, i just retweeted it, what is wrong with you. After that recognizey start, without better to smooth things over than Vice President of the United States and elev