Save the post office, Michael Kosta tries to smuggle coronavirus on to an indian reservation and how donald trump intends to win the popular vote. Lets do this, welcome to the daily distancing show. From trevor noahs couch to your couch somewhere in the world, the daily distancing show presents the Democratic National convention, electing americas first black president s friend. Trevor so tonight was the first night of the Democratic National convention, and i was actually going to watch it but i was in a bust fight on ghost of tsushima. It was too late by the time i beat it. I promise tomorrow well bring you the best highlight of tonights speeches. This years conventions are anything but normal. This pandemic is change hough we nominate president ial candidates. The Democratic National convention will get underway tonight to nominate joe biden, but hardly any speakers will be there in person. It will be almost an entirely virtual event. There will be no Convention Floor packed with de
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On, everybody . Welcome to the daily distancing show. Im trevor noah. It is monday, august 17, which means the Democratic National convention kicked off today in milwaukee. It also means theres still three days left for john delaney to maybe win the mom no nation. Youve got this, my man some of you may have noticed my face is a little swollen. I wanted to address this before people start rumors. I was walking to subway to get my usual 3 00 a. M. Sandwich, and this guy in a maga hat jumped out of nowhere and said, hey, arent you that super funny comedian from the daily show . And he punched me in the face and ran away and hopped on a flight to nigeria. Now that weve cleared that up, tonight, america fights back to save the post office, Michael Kosta tries to smuggle coronavirus on to an indian reservation and how donald trump intends to win the popular vote. Lets do this, welcome to the daily distancing show. From trevor noahs couch to your couch somewhere in the world, the daily distan
The Republican Party largely stands around idly letting it happen a pandemic is raging, our economy is collapsing and theyre using it as cover to shred our democracy. We cant just settle for fact checks and finger wags we have to do something now. Otherwise, trumps going to wake up the day after the election and tell us hes not leaving because hes not a good loser. Seth see same book. This has been a closer look. Announcer tonight on seth so many new yorkers are turning to city harvest for help late night with seth meyers fielding their families, and sean hayes they need your support now more than ever. Creator and star of schitts theres a website below to donate we will be right back with creek, dan levy sean hayes an allnew closer look. Featuring the 8g band with fred armisen and now, Seth Meyers Seth how is everyone doing tonight . Announcer for more of seths closer looks, be sure to i just googled how long do wasps subscribe to late night on live because i genuinely missed closer l
Thats right, President Trump suggested postponing novembers president ial election on twitter. All right, well, seeing as the two candidates have a combined age of 151, i wouldnt recommend pushing it too much. President trump wants to postpone the november election apparently, his newest adviser told him if you feel like you are about to get sacked, you got to buy yourself some time. Technically the term for what im doing is scrambling. Were scrambling. After frequently refusing to wear a facemask around the capitol, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus but dont worry, his neck is fine thats right, republican congressman Louie Gohmert has tested positive for coronavirus. Who could have seen this coming, said gohmert about todays date President Trump yesterday criticized fox news for their coverage of clashes between protesters and federal agents in portland, but said it was quote, too complicated to discuss in a tweet. Also too complicated to discuss