no man a island except. where is that? do you know what? [bleep] i m going to go paint a cat. jesse: then jon stewart retired to go live on a farm where he doesn t have to shave every day. i m jealous of the not shaving. farms make me nervous. i get the sense math is involved and i have to do math to eat, i won t. so stuart left his show to stephen colbert and everybody realized how talented he really was. but he wasn t just a host. john did stand up. he was a writer. he even acted. did you ever see the back of a $20 bill, man? i don t know you. ever seen the back of a $20 bill on weed? jesse: that role wasn t a stretch for stuart because we hear he grows all kinds of things on his farm. here he is showing a little more range in another film. tomorrow i m leaving for china to represent the fine firm of morton and mandel, yes me the one guy though once shaved his ass to win a $5 bet. stuart has skills and he has to be smart because he is rich. isn t that how it w
sometimes nothing satisfies like a good subway. this great pasty, turkey field cold cut combo. i eat three every day to help keep me strong. hey can i have one of those? coming right up. jesse: unfortunately times are tight right now and not 70 people have money. getting a subway tattoo can get you free sandwiches for life. that s what colorado man and subway fanatic james did as part of subway s new menu campaign. you get a foot long tattoo on his back. and now he s entitled to free subway sandwiches forever. ultimate subway fan joins me now so james is this your first tattoo? this was my first tattoo.